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Jay's Last Love
This one'll be sexy, guys.
One day while Matt was hacking, Mello and Jay walked in, not looking.
"Oh, what a good place to have a Last Love," (gettit intrigating title) said Jay, bexing sexy sex. "I love chocolate." MattImean Mello said sexily. Matt turned on his webcam.
And hen he left the room to go see L (think of this as a backwards J, guys. I can't type that out :( ), Jay's evil twin BRother! LK LOL (gettit backwardsJ L), he went to see L (normalL). "L, I love you" Matt kissed him and it was sexy. (see guys I wasn't lying)
Meanwhile, Mello and Jay were busy sexing.
Suddenly, Mello screamed Matt's name, to which Jay shot that sick dirty bastard. Thank God he's dead.
Then Jay was heartbrakingly depressed. He went to go find Near.
He found Near. Then he went to find Matt. (ooh it's getting really sexy guys)
But Matt was sexing L. Jay was shocked.
He shot both of them and then cried himself to sleep.
The End
