UPDATE- 3/12/13
So, since I'm older and realized how shitty of a writer I was when I was 12, I have decided to edit all earlier chapters of this fic.
Not necessarily changing the content, mostly the numerous amounts of grammar errors I have done.
In the beggining of this whole thing (mostly this chapter) everything may seem too 'dramatic' at some points, but it lessens as we go on.
Thanks for reading, and please, review, and I don't own Naruto.
It was a beautiful day in Konoha. The birds were chirping, the leaves were swaying, and the 5th Hokage was drunk blissfully in booze.
It was the start of a new day, a new beginning, and a new count to see how many times Sakura can pound Naruto into the ground without him ending up in the US.
(A/N Ha-ha get it? Cause they are in Japan.)
It was also a day to see how many times Naruto could trick Kiba into eating dog food, which was really easy.
And let's not forget about counting how many FML's Sasuke Uchiha can achieve in a day. This was a lot, considering he had Karin as a teammate.
A 21 year old Sakura Haruno walked down the gravel path, passing local strip shops, markets, and small food stands.
The delicious aroma wafted into the air, passerbys getting more attracted to the scent, while the pink kunoichi just reminisced about the good old days back in Team 7.
She looked left and right, from the Itchiraku ramen bar, to the market.
Then she looked behind her, and she saw the big red cross.
The hospital.
Sakura was wearing her uniform, a white little dress, white stockings, and a doctor's coat that said, 'Sakura Haruno. M.D.' in blue letters.
She also adorned a little nurse hat, that had a red cross the front, and a little Leaf Village symbol at the corner in black.
The pink kunoichi's hair was in a little bun, bangs framing her face, and she was just coming back from her early shift.
And now, her thoughts focused on one thing, Sasuke and Team 7.
"It's such a nice day. Beautiful even. But why aren't I happy? Because Sasuke-kun isn't here. Even after countless attempts, he just won't come home. I still miss him."
She sighed, continuing her train of thought that consisted of Team 7, the good times, but mostly Sasuke.
And now, your favorite knuckle-headed ninja comes in, and strolls by Sakura, who was still deep in thought.
Interrupting her thoughts, as Sakura looked and slightly smiled at the enthusiastic-brother-like figure named Naruto.
Said person was attempting to talk with her, saying-
"Oi! Sakura-chan! What's up? Isn't it a beautiful day?" he asked enthusiastically, a grin spreading his tan face.
Sakura sighed once more, and instead of hitting him, she sadly replied, "Yeah.." as she looked back into the bright sky, her pink hair blowing in the wind, making her look like a goddess.
But Naruto dismissed thoughts like that, because he has someone else that would easily replace Sakura when it came romantically.
(A/N IN SHORT NARU-CAKES LOVES SOMEONE ELSE.)
Naruto's attire was, of course, his infamous orange jumpsuit, and his long leaf village headband.
He still had his whisker marks on his face, with his tan skin.
Naruto was smiling once he asked Sakura about the beautiful day, but seeing her look a bit solemn, his smile became a firm line.
Then the interrogation began.
The blonde hokage-wannabe interrogated, "What's wrong? Are you okay Sakura-Chan? Are you sick? Is baa-Chan working your ass off more than usual? God, she's getting drunker everyday..."
Sakura didn't want Naruto to worry over her just like their genin days.
Even though he technically is a genin…
But still.
She sheepishly replied, "No its okay, I'm alright. Just thinking about some things, Naruto, that's all. And don't talk crap about the hokage. I know she has…drinking issues, but she's the only one who can take charge. You still need training then you can become the hokage."
After Sakura said this, smiling slightly at the fact Naruto was training to be hokage, the pinkette escaped Naruto by going back to her house which was across the street.
"Bye Naruto, I'll see you later." The door closed shut, and Naruto glanced at the door, then back at the paved sidewalk on the ground.
"What's wrong with her? ...Hmm…Must be bastard related."
After this thought, Naruto ran off, going to the Ichiraku Bar down the street, having no care in the world.
TEAM TAKA~~~~
While that was happening, Team Taka was resting at an old Uchiha hide out, tired from running away from Orochimaru after Sasuke killed him, and probably heading back to Konoha, Sasuke wasn't sure yet.
The hideout had a small cave-like entrance, but it lead to an underground hideout/base.
Both of the exit/entrance both had Sakura trees outside, to make it seem like a normal cave to outsiders.
Sasuke was currently outside, sitting on a rock and thinking about a certain pink kunoichi, as he stared off at the scattering cherry blossoms that surrounded him.
He was about to have a good old nostalgic flasbach, till an annoying girl with shitty red hair came in, and ruined everything.
"SASUKE-KUN!" yelled out an obsessed creepy, fan girl stalker that we all know as…
Karin.
Her appearance scarred the white rabbits, and some even killed themselves (don't know how that was even possible), or going blind.
Sasuke then, instead of having somewhat happy thoughts, received a migraine, as he began to contemplate what to do:
A) Puke, "Nah that's not cool" he thought.
B) Kill himself. "Too emo, even for me."
Or
C) Kill Karin. "It doesn't sound bad. I'll do that later, damn, if only I had my katana… Dammit."
Then, his thoughts about Team 7 were going to start again until…
"Sasuke-kun, I know you want this..."
Karin tried to say seductively, but failed when her yellow teeth were shown, and when a distant laughter of a crack-high Suigetsu was heard, shattering her attempt, that would've failed anyway, do to her being a man lady.
Sasuke also noticed that Karin had a mustache growing, which was even BEFORE HIM, and that made it worse.
The raven-haired teen was really was considering A), but his damn pride got in the way, preventing to puke up his breakfast, which consisted of fish, ongiri, and a small cherry tomato.
"I am not in the mood for your fail attempts of trying to seduce me." Sasuke replied in monotone, as he glared at her sharply.
Which scared Karin, but she didn't back down, which made Sasuke put this as a 699th FML of the years after Team 7.
Sasuke thought for sure that he would reach 1,000 but the count would end once he got to Konoha, his home again.
He hoped.
Cause there was always that dobe name Naruto who screwed up a lot.
Sasuke was starting to drift off into the realm of flashbackism, but that planned when he heard a man-like voice, breaking his thoughts.
AKA Karin.
"What's wrong honey, maybe I could..." Karin left the rest, leaving the Uchiha to imagine.
Sasuke thought of the possible and preferred answers-
"Maybe I could...
Back the hell off,
kill myself (he loved this one),
leave you alone,
never be your fan girl,
leave, jump off a cliff, go die, etc.…"
Sasuke then realized what the red-head slut called him, so he responded, "Karin shut the fuck up, stop calling me that, and leave me the FUCK alone!"
He yelled the last part, making sure to say it in a stern tone.
Accompanying that was a harsh glare, then Karin got scared shitless, and left him alone, finishing with a "Fine. But I know you love me..."
Sasuke shivered mentally at the rest of her words, because he knew he wasn't gay.
Now, our favorite fish boy came in-
No not Kisame,
but Suigetsu.
His white hair was damp, and there was a smudge of white under his nose, (probably crack), and his purple eyes looked mischievous, a sly grin on his face.
That kind of expression was the one that Sasuke hated, because that meant that he would annoy the hell out of him.
But it was way better than Karin.
Anything was.
Sasuke shivered at the thought of Karin.
She seriously was beginning to be worse than Itachi.
And that meant something.
Sasuke just looked down, his black brows furrowed; completely annoyed that everyone kept stopping his emo flashbacks!
Suigetsu spoke first, "Someone's emo today…Do you need a kunai? How about a diary…Remember, across, not down, or you'll kill yourself."
He chuckled at the end, while Sasuke just glared at him for being stupid and doubling the intensity of his migraine.
He really wanted to get to Konoha, but that was a week from now.
It would've been faster, but Karin was such a fat-ass that it took longer, and no one wanted to carry her, in fear of getting an STD.
(Even if that was probably impossible)
He then began to ponder about the times he bit him to get healed.
'Oh shit... I need an HIV, Herpes, etc. test.'
Sasuke promised himself he would check the doctors in Konoha once he got there. He couldn't give Sakura an STD, he'd be screwed.
Sasuke replied, "Suigetsu. Not today."
Then Suigetsu grinned, happy he came at the times that he was utterly pissed.
Sasuke felt the opposite,
now he had 700 FML'S.
Sasuke contemplated how much money he would get if he documented a book about it.
'Probably a lot.' He thought.
Oh hey, that rhymed!
Suigetsu's voice interrupted him.
AGAIN.
Suigetsu continued his rant, stopping at, "So Sasuke, what emo thing are you thinking about today? A girl? Of course it wouldn't be Karin because she's a man…Hm...
Is it that pink-headed girl that we met...Hm...3 years ago was it? I bet you DO know her!" Suigetsu chuckled, as Sasuke sent a pissed off looking glare.
Sasuke continued to ignore Suigetsu, then Suigetsu, continued,
"IT IS A GIRL! YOU DO KNOW HER! OH MY GOD AND ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY! DAMN! NICE ONE BRO!" he yelled, trying to make Sasuke give a fist-bump, but failing.
The nearby birds that were in the trees flew away, but there wasn't a lot left, because Karin's face scared most of them off. *Cough 90% Cough*
Sasuke then said, "Hn."
Which Suigetsu took as a yes, as her persisted on about him and pink-haired kids, and how the pink girl was hot.
Sasuke then glared at Suigetsu of thinking about his Sakura like that, when only he should have thoughts about her.
But of course, he didn't dare say her name. The only part of him that said her name was his brain, not his mouth.
Suigetsu then challenged the raven Uchiha.
"If you don't give a name, I'm just going to assume you're gay for Karin. And I know you aren't but I will assume and yell it out the world. 'SASUKE LOVES KARIN!'.
Oh and you can only imagine what Karin will do. Hehehe…"
Sasuke, widened his eyes slightly, then said, "Sakura Haruno."
"That name sounds perfect for her. Cause her hair's pink and her eyes are green like the leaves of a Sakura tree."
He then ranted about Sakura's name, making the Uchiha growl when he mentioned her beauty, and what was 'under that'.
Then when he said he'd 'tap that' Sasuke exploded.
He yelled, "SHE'S MINE DAMNIT."
But, this was miss-interpreted, and Karin came in, yelling "I'D KNEW YOU'D COME AROUND SASUKE-KUN! I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT! YOU DO LOVE MEEE!"
Then, all the birds from the forest and small woodland creatures ran like hell, some now blind and deaf from Karin's disgusting screech, and slutty clothes.
And far in Konoha, the people head distant screech, then shook their heads, imagining something, and then mentally shivering.
Sasuke then promptly left the scene with a 'Poof!' (Yeah, just like Kaka-sensei) and he appeared in a brook nearby, as he calmed himself.
He hopefully thought that he was far enough distance so that Karin wouldn't be able to track him.
But, since Uchiha's aren't perfect, as he moved to sip some water, one step...
Made hell break lose.
The trees broke, the leaves gone, and everything was covered in dust.
Fat footprints were in the ground, almost making an earthquake.
Sasuke panicked, and hid his chakra.
He was sin deep shit, that one step triggered Karin's senses.
He just knew it.
As he hid in the bush, to confirm his theory, he saw slutty clothes lying in the ground.
Now it was double shit, Karin stripped, knowing he was there. 'Oh crap' was the only thought he had, as he saw a dash of red in the air.
Sasuke made sure he was fully masked, as any hint of any chakra, would mean death trap, and rape.
He so wasn't prepared.
Well? How was it?
Bye-
-thebrokenwriter
