Akatsuki One Night In Heaven

A/N: I do not own Naruto, the characters, the Akatsuki, I own the character. Character is my OC character and her name is Cheshire. Rated MA, multiple pairings, lemons. Some yaoi. _

I walked back into condo that I and all the members of the Akatsuki shared. Everyone had their rooms, well were roommates with their partners also obviously. I was lucky enough to get a room all to myself, yet I still had to share a bathroom with some of the others, did I care, no. I walked into the living room, Itachi was reading a book, acknowledging me with a small nod, Hidan was polishing one of his spikes, and Sasori was tinkering with one of his puppets. "Where is everyone?" I questioned, bored. Hidan snorted pointing with his spike to his shared room that he shared with Kakuzu, "The miser is in his room going through the fucking bills and counting money fucking right now." w
Sasori, not taking his eyes off of his work, said in a drawl tone, "Deidara is working on new moldings for his clay, I was tired of that brat saying that 'ART IS A BANG, UN!', irritating me to no end!" he rolled his eyes, he opened up the right arm of the puppet, tinkering with it to make sure it would open and close when the poison was needed to be used while in battle. Itachi put his book down after marking the page he stopped at, stretching his arm slightly, not moving much from his spot on the couch, "Kisame is out on a mission with Zetsu, Tobi, and Madara."

"What about Pe-" I was cut off as said man walked through the door to the condo, slamming it behind him. He angrily whispered to himself, "I can't deal with a PMSing, woman!" he walked into the guest room slamming that door also. He often came in with Konan, whom apparently was on her period and wasn't in the best of moods, which was obvious because of how furious Pein came into their condo. He soon left the room, stomping out of the condo and going back to the one he shared with Konan, the rest of the time what was going on between the two people, the others didn't know, I didn't want to know either.

I walked into the kitchen to get myself something to drink, and a small snack of some fruit. I sat at the table eating, humming every once in a while in the pleasure my taste buds were receiving from the fresh fruit. Hidan came into the kitchen cocking an eyebrow at me, I blushed and finished chewing some pineapple, my favorite of the fruits, to tell him that it was delicious. He came over to me and sat in the open chair to my right, he snatched my fork and was about to eat a piece of pineapple, before he could, I put my mouth around the pineapple biting it off the fork. I smiled at his mad expression, I wasn't going to let him take my pineapple from me.

Hidan smirked and slammed his lips against mine, I of course, was shocked. He slipped his tongue into my mouth, I didn't know what to do exactly, he just took my first kiss from me! He pulled back licking his lips. "You're right the pineapple is fucking delicious." he chuckled at my expression and walked back into the living room, leaving me to finish my fruit in peace. Once I finished my fruit I washed the bowl and the fork, going back to the living room, noticing that Deidara had joined into the group also, I smiled at him. "Hey Dei."

"Hey Cheshire, what to see my new clay experiment, un?" I nodded yes, this made the blond smile and grab my hand leading me to the couch, he grabbed some clay and began to mold it his hands, "Close your eyes." I did and felt the clay figure land in my hand, it felt weird yet, it tickled my hand a little, I opened my eyes and screamed, it was a centipede. Deidara was shocked from my scream, well until he started laughing at my reaction, it's just a centipede Cheshire, and my clay none the less, there is nothing to be afraid of, un." I glared at him, I could tell my face was flustered from embarrassment and anger, I walked to my room and slammed the door. "I hate you Deidara!" The others looked at the blond, he was blinking a few times confused as everyone else to why I was mad at him.

Safe to say I locked myself in my room for three or so hours, I was mad, I know this was childish but still. I heard a knock on my door, it was Tobi. "Cheshy, will you come out for Tobi, Tobi going to have everyone play a game!" you could tell Tobi was bouncing up and down, he sounded giddy and happy. "Fine." I unlocked my door, opening it only to be tackled to the ground by the orange masked boy, we looked at each other and giggled. "Tobi missed you while he was on a mission!" I smiled. "I missed you too Tobi." he hugged me, I hugged back naturally but I rolled us over so I was on top of him, straddling his hips, smirking. "Cheshy?" I began tickling the boy under me, Tobi laughed like crazy trying and failing to tickle me back.

"Ohh, this looks interesting!" I look back, letting my guard down from Tobi, to greet Madara with a smile. Tobi took this opportunity to switch positions again, this time with him straddling me, I looked at him with wide eyes as he pinned my arms down so I could not struggle. "Tobi going to tickle you now Cheshy. Madara would you help Tobi so he can tickle Cheshy even easier." I looked at the elder Uchiha smiled and held my hands above my head, where Tobi originally had them bound with one of his own. Tobi smirked under his mask and started tickling me, soon after Madara tickled me also with his free hand, this was pure torture. After about five minutes they ceased their tickling and let me breathe, I had tears running down my eyes from laughing too much, which actually began to hurt my sides after a while.

"Come on Cheshy, Madara, we need to go to the living room to play Tobi's game!" Tobi grasped both our hands within his and led us to the living room, I sat on the couch at the end next to Kisame. "What happened to you, your face is all red and you're panting." I leaned on him, chuckling to myself, still had a little bit of laughs from the tickle torture that I went through.

"Tobi and Madara were tickling me." Kisame gave me a toothy grin. "Don't even dare think about it Kisame." he chuckled. Tobi cleared his throat, "Okay, Tobi called everyone here, so we can play," he paused for dramatic effect, Sasori was getting mad after a minute. "ONE NIGHT IN HEAVEN!" he bounced up and down, giggling at every one's expressions, some looked shocked and others licked their lips, they knew if they got the correct person, they would have lots and lots of fun for the whole night. Tobi went into the other room for a moment coming back quickly with a jar in hand, the jar was empty but everyone was to put something inside. Tobi explained the rules making it number one, that we were not to pick our own item, it would be boring and you would be announced as a 'party pooper of the year', excluding Konan, whom was obviously in no mood to be playing childish games, and was still at the condo that her and Pein shared.

"Cheshy you pick something first!" I reached in, and grabbed...