Author's note: Okay this is my first fanfic and of course it would be very bad and that I apologized for my grammars, I'm quite bad with using words…and had problems with past tense…But anyway, I hope you like this chapter as much as I do writing it…Here goes…


Chapter one: Talking about me and you

"SI-LENCE!" the roar of Professor Dumbledore was deafening as he jerk up from his chair to break off the dispute between Draco Malfoy and Ronald Weasley.

The two boys glared each other in lethal silence; neither dares to speak another word.

"Thank-you," Dumbledore said in instant relief, his words had finally soaked in. Dumbledore straighten his robes before setting back down and clasp his hands firmly in the middle of his desk, serenely.

He lowered his gaze at Ron, those blue eyes shone magnificently "I first must say-" he pause then continue," that I understand yours proposed of this situation Mr. Weasley," he speak slowly but visibly clear that there's some dislike in his tone. "That Mr. Malfoy had different manners approaching his fellow students," Ron huffed at that but Dumbledore pretend not to have notice. "But it is most inappropriate resolved a muggle fight-"But PROFESSOR Malfoy insulted both mine and Harry's mother, I can't just bare that. Would you take that Professor with someone ridicule your mum?" Dumbledore look most disappointed at Malfoy.

"All lies, Professor," Draco started defensively knowing those accusing eyes.

"I would never do such things"

Dumbledore nod for him to continue

"Liar!" Ron's index finger pointed accusing at Draco. "Where are your manners? It's rude to point," and that had Ron mumbling something under his breathes that Dumbledore wouldn't have expected to hear.

"Language, Weasley," Draco said high and mighty.

"Shove it up yours git,"

"Why, such an honor to have Weasley doin-"

"Shut your pipe hole, Malfoy." Ron waved his hands and turns his glare away from Malfoy and eyed pleadingly at Dumbledore.

"Professor, Malfoy started it!" Ron asserted in bellows Dumbledore open his mouth to speak but Draco beat him at it "As if Weasley, I'm too suave and civil to initiate fights."

"I didn't know a ferret has manners or a brain to think, don't they just fight like territorial animals-" Ron raged

"How dare you insulted me-"

"I never said that you're the ferret Malfoy, you just referred it yourself. I can't help what you think,"

"I didn't think that," Draco stated

"Yeah, but you said it. You said I was insulting you because I talk about ferrets- " Ron correct

"No, I didn't,"

"Oh, yes you did, Malfoy. You're a stinky stupid bouncing ferret admit it!"

"Am not-"

"Am too-"

"Am not-"

"Am too-"

Within minutes their faces was inches from each other.

"Am not-" "Am too" "Am not!" "Am too, am to am to," Ron at the same time Draco chant "Am not! Am not! Am not!"

Dumbledore rolls his temple in a frustrative sigh. He must step in or else the boys would start hexing each other again, like, what they did in their Transfiguration class before and got sent to his office.

"Boys stop this nonsense at once!' Dumbledore roared

"He started it!" They shouted in union. The boys look at each other, huff and turned away.

"You insolent mongrel," that had Ron's blood boiling.

"Better than being a rich spoil brat,"

Draco lifts his nose in the air of arrogant "Well, at least I know when to stop wasting my breath on those unworthy of it, unlike, you, Weasley… I have class."

Alright that's the last straw.

It all happens in a flash, Ron can hear Dumbledore gasps and a high pitch scream and before Ron realized what had happen, he had slapped Malfoy. His freely open right hand had strike across the pale skin of Draco Malfoy and it had three vivid finger prints to prove it. Ron gasps, his hands covered his mouth, he was stunned of his masculine behavior, he had bitch slap Malfoy. How very unmanly but it felt really good. Ron was mentally patting himself on his back for a job well done; even though it isn't intentional Ron was secretly proud of it.

Draco had taken this rather serious on the other hand; it's a humiliation. He had never, repeat never been hit by anyone in his life ever. Well Granger is frivolous; a mudblood doesn't count as a being or the humiliation had it imparted on him.

No one dares to touch a Malfoy or dare come close enough to hurt a Malfoy. Now Ron had earned himself a top place on his list just above Hermione Granger.

The bleary silver eyes narrowed murderously at Ron.

Ron flinched at the wrath aim directly at him; he was once again at the edge of Malfoy's fury though this time earned it.

Dumbledore was still too dumbfounded get a word out and Draco's garish upon him in loathe.

It was several minutes of silent. No one could mange to get the word out until

"YOU!" Draco raged with disbelief his shaking index finger pointing at Ron.

"Uh, Malfoy," Ron cut in "Manners. It's not polite to point," a reminders that emulate Malfoy's.

"Shut up! Don't you tell me what's polite-"Draco yelled on top of his lungs. Gosh, don't Weasley dare tell him what's debonair and what's not! UGH!

"Chillax," said Ron calmly fanning Draco.

Draco pushed Ron's hand away.

"Get those filthy hands away from me," Draco fumed. Suddenly Ron smile, he had come up with something really fun…

Ron played dumb "Get…what, Malfoy?" he asks pretending to trip over his robes and lunged himself into Malfoy's chest and clinging tight to him.

Draco grasps in disbelief, or is it revolt? But it was vile. "Get-"he began trying to free himself from Ron's grip…"Get…you and your bloody hands away from me," he shout finally manage to push Ron out.

"Oh," Ron acknowledge faintly with simulate hurt and tears, his head fell in silence.

Draco was most fumes, he huff as he brushes the dust off his robes, than straighten it.

"But I know you LIKE it,' Ron said suddenly his head shot up with a broad smile on his face.

Draco paused and stared at him in dismay. "What are you trying to implied, Weasley?"

"Oh, nothing," Ron state, the smile on his face grew wider upon seeing the hazy look on Malfoy's face.

"What do you mean 'nothing'?" the grey eyes narrowed dangerously.

Ron was beaming but he can't help it, the look on Malfoy's face…oh it was priceless…"Well I… what I'm trying to say was…-"

"Right I'll leave the two of you to sort this out," said Professor Dumbledore as he step out of the office, shaking his head as he close the door behind him. They're hopeless. But! He remains standing outside his office hoping to eaves drop on their conversation to find the problem to their argument; to find the reason why those two boys are fighting.

What would two boys argued about?

Ron claps his hands as the office door closed, "So… just you and me, eh?"

It was true…they were alone

"So?" Draco snaps in an ungrateful tone. Not wanting to change the subject of the conversation… "What do you mean nothing?" Draco said coldly eyes still narrowed and dangerous.

Ron inhaled quick and sharp. He walks closer to Malfoy, having his hands over his chest where his heart is. "Oh I'm hurt, why are you so stiff?"

"Weasley, it's either you're telling me what you meant before or I'm leaving," Draco fumed.

"You ARE stiff-"

"Great, I'm leaving," said Draco pushing past Ron to get to the door.

"NOW you're leaving ME?" Ron cried, Draco froze and turns around in frustration.

"What the heck are you going on about?" Draco demand to know what's going on and why was Ron crying. "Why are you crying?" Draco rant but Ron chose to ignore it.

"It was me, isn't it? Because… I can't be like all the other purebloods?" Ron began babbling

"What?" Draco frown, haven't a clue to what gibberish Ron was on about.

"Oh, I know it is…It was me! Because I EAT too much," Ron burst into tears once more.

"Stop talking gibberish would you?" Draco yelled in frustration. "And STOP CRYING!"

"Now YOU'RE using the tone," Ron cried harder.

"WHAT TONE?" Draco look offended.

"The 'I'm so breaking up with you'tone," Ron cried.

"WHAT! NO, no, no, no. There's NOTHING between-" "A HA!" cut in Dumbledore, announcing his entry as he burst through the door. "So THAT'S the problem! You," He pointed at Draco than at Ron, "And Ron is having a break down in your relationship!" Dumbledore cooed as if he had resolved everything in his head…

Draco looked shock at this blunder but Ron just smile and nod, eyes still puffy and red … "Please, Professor, Can you help US?" Ron cried.

"There's nothing-"Draco hissed through his gritted teeth.

"Denial is very unhealthy Mr. Malfoy," Dumbledore beam at him.

Draco open and close his mouth and decided to shut up. He sighed and bit his lower lip.

No one bothers to listen these days. No wonder arguments turns into fights…people don't acknowledge explanation.

"See! That's the problem; he thinks people at school don't accept us. So… now… now he-he WANTS TO BREAK UP WITH MEEEEEEEE!" Ron pretended to cry his heart out. His face buried deep into his palms, smiling secretly to himself.

"LIAR!" Draco yelled. "Stop talking gibberish would you!"

"Don't used that tone with him Mr. Malfoy, he's sensitive," Dumbledore snap.

Draco crossed his arms and huff.

"Well… I CAN help," said Dumbledore beaming to him self, surely he had come up with a brilliant plan…

"Really?" Ron looked up…

"NOo0o!" Draco waved his hands. "Don't you DARE do anyth-"

"It's okay, leave it to me, Draco," Dumbledore winked at him, smile than walk out of his office and into the Hallway.

Draco's arms dropped, he stared at where Dumbledore had disappeared and looked at Ron. "Did…did he just…just call me…Draco?" Draco asks in disbelief.

"Yeah, he did, honey," Ron nod wiping the tears.

Draco starts pulling out his hair, "Would you stop doing that!"

"Do what?" Ron smile innocently…too innocently and shudder.

Draco huffs, damn he can't get it through Ron's thick head that he doesn't have time these stupid games. But he decided to change the subject anyway. What matters now, is why and where is Professor Dumbledore going? "Where is he going?" Draco head for the door

"Dunno," Ron shudder "Say he can help us," lagging behind the other boy

"There're NO us!" Draco hissed popping his head into the Hallway.

"Whatever you say, honey," Ron said beaming and emulate Draco having his head looking out at Dumbledore in the Hallway. "Stop saying that," Draco hissed glaring at Ron and look at Dumbledore…

Seriously this whole 'honey' thing is really starting to get on his nerves…

"Professor, where are you going?" Ron called out he decided that he had enough fun. He totally got Malfoy pissed off and convinced Dumbledore to actually believed they're together. That was enough fun in one day, he want to call it off. "Professor, why are you hurrying to the Great Hall?"

"To announce the interhouse marriage of Draco Malfoy and Ronald Weasley!" he beam skipping away into the Great hall…Draco and Ron exchanged glances.

"No0o0oo0, PROFESSOR!" Ron and Draco shout in unison racing into the Great Hall. "PROFESSOR DUMBLEDORE! N0o0o0o00o0oooo0o0ooo!"


TBC?

Hahahaha….Hilarious! What do you think? Was it good? Bad? I always wanted to write a fanfic of Ron and Draco being together or so I hope! I hope it could be approved… the coupling I mean…And lastly thanks to Julie, who read and help me edit this chapter…if it weren't for you I could never posted this chapter! Thanks heaps!

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