Blue Exorcist...because this fandom needs more love. A story written in dialogue between our two favourite twins, Rin and Yukio Okumura! Totally pointless, but I had fun writing it.

A Blue Exorcist Story

Homework

"Nii-san..."

"What?"

"You need to focus."

"I am! See? This is homework. You know, the stuff you assign like a demon?"

"Pot calling the kettle black, Nii-san."

"...Shut up."

"Nii-san?"

"What?"

"...You are aware that what you are doing does not constitute 'doing homework', right?"

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Well, it's just..."

"Spit it out already, four-eyes."

"Nii-san...balancing the pencil on your head is not getting the writing done."

"I'm thinking."

"...Really?"

"That sounded surprised. You're a terrible brother."

"I'm trying to motivate you to actually do your homework. I think that makes me a good brother."

"'Good brother' my ass. You're the reason I have this homework."

"Irrelevant."

"How is it irrelevant?"

"If you had had another teacher, you would still have homework. You would still be ignoring it and I would still be trying to motivate you. Thus, the fact that I assigned it becomes a moot point."

"You talk too much."

"...I was applying logic."

"Your logic sucks."

"Only because you're not intelligent enough to follow it, Nii-san."

"...I hate you sometimes, Yukio."

"So long as it motivates you, Nii-san."

"You're as irritating as our old man was."

"I would be honoured to follow in his footsteps."

"So you want to be a crazy, old coot?"

"He was also the Paladin, Nii-san. Please remember that."

"...Whatever. Still think that the bastard's laughing at us from wherever he is."

"I'm sure."

"...That was sarcasm, wasn't it?"

"Astute of you."

"See, that was also sarcasm. Asshole."

"Father must have been so proud of that mouth of yours."

"Damn right he was."

"...Nii-san?"

"...What?"

"Do your homework."

Fin