I don't own Inuyasha!!

Chapter 1: Strange Ties

Kagome wakes up to the sound of a screaming child.

What was that? Isn't that Rin!?

She gets up from the sleeping bag. Then there came another screaming coming from the direction of the well.

What!? Witch way!?

Kagome help me!!

Kagome starts to run faster to find the screaming child.

Rin!

Kagome!

Kagome finds herself facing a very large, powerful and scary, yet plump and some what lady like cat demon. She starts to back away from the flame orange haired demon and proceeds to fall on her butt.

Well well well if it isn't the miko. What a pleasant surprise.

Hearing a big crashing sound out side, she knew that Inuyasha had found her and would be inside in a minute. The only problem was, they didn't have a minute. She had to stale for time, but how. She had nothing with her. She had left everything in the well when she came out including her precious bow and quiver of arrows.

Just then, of all people to come storming in, comes Jaken.

Don't worry Rin! I will save you!

Ohhh god! We're royaly screwed!

What are you doing hear! You are absolutely NOT going to be of any help!

I want Lord Sesshomaru! Where is Lord Sesshomaru!?

The door flys off its hinges when there is a blast form above and from the wall making a large hole in all four of the wall and the roof. Three people step into the room (or fall in one case).

What the hell are you doing hear Koga! yelled the half-breed demon named Inuyasha.

That is none of your concern!

You both are idiots.

Lord Sesshomaru!

Rin. Come here.

Inuyasha!

What the hell is this thing!

You pitiful half-breed. I am the mighty Jinzatu govener of the imps and you are in my domain! You shall be bound to the person that you despise with a passion the most.

While in utter awe of this thing that claims to be the all mighty Jinzatu, Sesshomaru and Inuyasha glance at each other across a gradually advancing black shadow that was once simply a seemingly normal shadow in absolute despair and hatred. There is nothing in this world or the next that could make either of them like each other. There was a calm and awkward silence and then suddenly they began to realize that they were to be together for the rest of their damn lives.

What makes you think I want to be chained together with that overly pampered, father's pet of a brother of mine? And what makes you think that he is the one that I hate the most?!

sticks up his nose and glares with extream hatred for Inuyasha

Well think of it this way. This will give a chance to...reconnect your broken relationship. And while your at it you can entertain me with the lame fights and temper tantrums you will both throw for just having to look at each other for each and every day.

Hey man, what kind of sidistic shit is that?!

You shouldn't get mad at me you uncontrolable brats, because you clearly did this to yourselves.

Angry and struggling to grasp the idiodic spasm his brother just vomited up, Sesshomaru looks at Inuyasha, attempting to maintain the sanity in the room of late and returns to the last previous said statements. He thinks to himself: What the hell is he talking about? I mean yeah dad did say that I was going to be the best of all of his children but really that doesn't make me the pampered one. And where the hell did he get this idea that I wanted to fix the relationship with inuyasha in the first place. I mean god this man has to be on some strong ass meth or something. I mean damn. Okay time to talk this out with this Jinzatu creature.

Okay so this is what's up man. I have no god damn idea where the hell you got the idea that chaining us both together would fix anything but let me tell you something and you better pay attention because I only want to have to say this once. THERE IS NO WAY IN GOD FUCKING HELL CHAINING ME TO THAT CROSS BREED POODLE OVER THERE IS GOING TO MAKE ME WANT TO LOVE HIM OR ANYTHING, NOT TO MENTION, HE HAS FLEES AND THERE IS NOT ENOUGH SOAP ON THIS PLANET TO MAKE ME WANT TO TOUCH THAT OR SMELL THAT; ONE MORE THING; I WILL NOT UNDERANY CERCUMSTANCES, NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU BEAT ME, PLAY WITH THAT HUMAN LOVING SLACK JAWED ASIAN CREATION!! ONE MORE THING; I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST ASIANS. I LOVE THEM VERY MUCH THEY'RE AWESOME- ACCEPTION: THE POODLE OVER THERE!

After panting for some time having screamed all of that in one breath, he gains control and carries on.

And another thing, that stupid human girl with the priests' magic touch and strange god damn clothes needs to get the hell out of here because god knows she has something or someone to screw around with when she gets back to where she belongs. Inuyasha could never take care of something like that. He drown his pet fish. Not to mention a woman like that has needs; needs that I could take care of had I an opportunity. I mean come on. There is no damn reason why that girl should have to take care of a shit spewing poodle the rest of her life.

And another thing, who did your hair. You look like you lit it on fire with some unknown chemical not yet invented and then decided you hated it so you got a bad combover. I mean look at you; come on. Get a clue. LONG, SLEEK AND SHINY HAIR IS SO IN!

What the HELL was that all about!?

Inuyasha! Sit boy!

CRASH

And you!

Take off her shoe and throws it at Sesshomaru, with some of her purifying powers with it

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT! YOU ARE THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON THAT I HAVE EVER MET AND YOU ARE ALSO THE FLUFFIEST! YOU NEED TO GET YOU OWN FUCKING LIFE! AND YOU INUYASHA! YOU NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHO YOU LOVE MORE! ME OR KIKYO AND YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE RIGHT NOW! YOU MAKE SESSHOMARU LOOK ATTRACTIVE!

Koga watches this from the far corner of the room that was not destroyed with his mouth hanging wide open and began to snicker knowing something they didn't.