Odorus Urungus

A Blue Drop parody/fanfic

by Me Am Hulk!

AUTHOR'S NOTE: For the reader's benefit, a brief GLOSSARY.

HORIME: Humans

ARUME: Those Obnoxious Aliens

SPLIFF: If you have to ask, you'll never know…

OKAY, Let's begin.

-1-

Wakatake Mari gasped as she stood on the observatory that looked over the length of the starship Blue and out to the wide open ocean. She expressed her surprise as any teenager would. "Wow!" she sighed. "This is like, totally… wow! Lucky!" She turned to the sharp dressed girl standing behind her. "This is a real live spaceship?"

Senkoji Hagino – clad in her white campaign cloak and cap – leaned against the doorway with a confident smirk. "Well it's a STAR-ship to be precise, but yeah honey, it's all mine! I'm the commander of this hooptie." Hagino tipped her commander's cap and eyed the slender pale legs of her guest. They always dig the ship, she said to herself.

Mari spun on her tiptoes as she took in the entire shape of the formidable, phallic battleship: Its three rows of cannons, the long angular prow, and the two bulbous maneuvering thrusters at its port and starboard. She craned her head skyward to look at the jutting conning tower. "And you work up there? In that big… thing?" Mari asked as she pointed toward the tower.

Hagino swaggered up to Mari and laced an arm around the other girl's shoulder. "That is the nerve center of the good ship Blue. And wait'll I show you the propulsion room so you can get an earful of those big, strong, humming engines."

"Mmmmm," Mari batted her eyes as she moaned. She clasped her hands together and asked breathlessly, "So what does this thing run on? Diesel?"

Hagino laughed softly at Mari's naivete. "Sugar, this whole thing is powered by the latest in Arume technology – the Emiru Force Drive. This big ship of mine is state of the art, fresh out the hangar, pride of the fleet…"

"Eh," a low, smooth voice interrupted, "doesn't seem so hot to me."

Hagino turned and shot an annoyed look at her other guest aboard the Blue – a tall, boyish, spliff chewing schoolgirl named Kawashima Akane, who leaned against the wall near the observatory door. Akane looked around with her trademark cool gaze.

"Now if you stuffed all this inside a blue police box and it could travel through time? THAT would be way cool," Akane added.

"Time Lord technology," Hagino replied testily, "is overrated."

Akane smirked. "If you say so, Cap'n."

"COMMANDER," Hagino corrected the taller girl. She turned her attention again to Mari and fixed her smoothest smile. "How would you like to come up to my private quarters and…"

"OOH! Can I see the bridge?" Mari asked. "Can I? Can I? CAN I?"

Hagino cleared her throat. "Well, I'd be a bad C. O. if I didn't give you the formal tour." She presented her arm to Mari "Come along! Your friend," she shot a stink eye at Akane, "is welcome too."

Mari smiled and took Hagino's arm as the stepped off the observation deck. Akane twisted the spliff in her mouth, shrugged, and followed.