Malfunction

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„Technical emergency on level 28"

Staring at the catastrophe in front of him, Jack paced up and down uneasily.

He should have listened to Carters advice about not messing with alien technology – he had already sent three of these machines into the netherworld.

This time he wouldn´t get out with only a disapproving look from Carter and her mandatory "Sir"

A "Sir, how did this happen?" brought him back to reality and the problem at hand.

"Do you by any chance remember those small dollar shaped objects from PX7592?"

"Sir, you can´t throw alien technology in a coffee dispenser!"

"Apparently"