DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS.
AN: Just a short drabble. Enjoy.
"You know, I was thinking." Percy said as he laid back onto the grass, staring up at the blue sky littered with little wisps of clouds. "I wonder what each of us is in our friendship group."
Nico lifted his head, and looked at Percy. The younger male was leaning against a tree, arms crossed, his head hung low. Percy didn't know what the boy was doing, he could have been sleeping, or staring at the grass, or he could have been knocked out for all Percy knew. It was a mystery what Nico would do at any given moment. Thalia and Annabeth, who were sitting side by side, staring out at the lake, turned to face Percy, confusion etched on their faces. Travis, Connor, Grover, Clarisse, Leo, Piper, Jason, Hazel and Frank were also there too, chilling nearby the Camp lake, doing little things to keep their boredom in check. It was a lazy day for them.
"What do you mean?" Frank asked, eyebrow quirked up. Hazel nodded.
"I mean, like, there's the nerd, or geek, and then there's the stud, the jock." Percy winked, making implications that he was the 'jock' in their friendship circle. "And the emo, the saint, the dependable one, the plain Jane, and so on." Nico raised an eyebrow, not amused.
"We all know I'm the stud." Jason said, standing up and pointing to himself. All the girls groaned, and the boys rolled their eyes. Piper chuckled.
"Well, you could be, but I have to go with Percy. Sorry Jason." She shrugged, and everyone could notice Jason's little ego deflate and fall to the ground.
"Oh Jason, when will you learn." Percy laughed. "You're the average Joe. Annabeth's the nerd, Thalia's the rebel, Nico's the emo, Grover's the hippie, Clarisse is the scary one, Travis is the lame one, Connor's the creep, Leo is the funny guy, Piper's the Mary Sue, Hazel's the freak and Frank's the clumsy one. And I'm, the stud. The jock." Percy flexed his muscles on the ground, giving Annabeth a wink as she glared. In fact, they were all very mad. Except for Thalia and Leo. They seemed pretty happy with what Percy said about them.
No sooner did Percy end up being tied upside down to the tree Nico used to be leaning on; his arms, legs, and especially his mouth immobilized. They stood in front of Percy, glaring at him or just unamused.
"Who's the freak now?" Hazel asked, smirking, her hands on her hips. "Come on you guys, The Stud can camp out here tonight." She turned away and winked at Percy, who struggled with his bonds. They followed her lead away from Percy and back to the central camp grounds.
'Oh, come on you guys, don't leave me out here! I didn't mean it!' Percy thought, somehow hoping that maybe, they could read his mind. But they didn't have to read his mind to know what he wanted. Percy sighed as best as he could through the duct tape and relaxed. 'This isn't too bad. Ha!' He chuckled to himself, but his joy was short lived when there was a crackle of thunder. Percy's eyes widened.
'Damn.'
AN: Okay, this was just to get a plot bunny off my back. I hope you enjoyed it. This wasn't meant to offend anyone. Percy was just judging everyone by stereotypes of the characters. ^_^ I hope you liked this!
