Daring Designs
Ed stared. "I am not wearing that!" He narrowed his eyes and glared at Roy. Who smirked, the smug bastard. Ed growled.
"But Mine seemed to adore it so much. She truly looked sensational in it." Roy waved his hands around expressively, hands still clad in white gloves, still wearing the blue uniform of the army. Still looking perfect and dressed.
"I am not one of your dumb girlfriends who you drank into submission! Bastard!" Ed snapped.
"Drink them in submission? Never!" Roy said scoldingly before shaking his head and continuing. "The ladies would never have to drink to fall to my charms. One look at me and they would swoon into my arms."
"Yeah, because they fainted with disgust," Ed retorted, crossing his arms across his chest. It would rankle Edward, if he knew that Roy was always amused by Ed's pouting. The urge togigg- laugh was almost overwhelming for Roy. "Anyway," Ed continued, "I don't know where that has been."
"Mine did say it was one of the most popular items, I couldn't buy it until I saw her in it. She accepted. The designer, Ayame, also seemed very pleased," Roy shrugged, "And that was the display copy. This one has never been worn." Ed was near breaking point, Roy could tell from the twitches in Ed's forehead.
"Fine," Ed yanked it out of his hands. "I'll try it on."
"Good news," Roy murmured, leaning back and watching Ed with lidded eyes. This was turning out very well...
"Alone," Ed demanded, stepping back, away from Roy and into the bathroom. "If it doesn't look - good. I won't come out with it on."
Roy nodded his head, knowing he had won this battle.
When Ed came out again, he started tugging at the hem nervously and not looking at anything related to Roy. It was hard, considering this was Roy's house.
"I still think it looks stupid..." Ed grumbled, not minding at all when he was pulled on to to the bed. Roy didn't say anything, content on stripping himself of clothes. "It's so - open. I don't think Riza would like your idea of a miniskirt uniform, if this is the prototype. It wouldn't be suitable in, ah," Ed clutched at the sheets, "In the field."
"Oh?" Roy nipped at Ed's ear. Nibbling followed, then licking and finally, kissing.
"Can't even bend over without - ahstop don'tstop yesss - revealing everything." Ed panted out.
"I believe that was the point," Roy replied, before stopping all conversation. At that stage, Ed couldn't care less.
