Wolverine: Hi, my name is Logan, my nickname is Wolverine. And I have an anger management problem.

Class: Hi, Logan.

Wolverine sits down

Instructor: Ok. Alrighty then! slaps knees Welcome, Logan. First I would like to start of by saying we are ALL special, and that we are ALL here to help you, m'kay?

Class: nods all together

Wolverine: Ok, you guys are really creepy….

Class: No, we are on the way to re-cov-eryyyy.

Instructor: Ok, then. Logan. Tell us about yourself.

Wolverine: Why do you keep saying "Ok"?

Instructor: Ok, now… Logan. This is about YOU. Not me. I cant help you points… if YOU won't help ME.

Wolverine: Okkkk…. I'm part of an elite team called the X-Men, because I'm a mutant and no one loves me bows head

I: And do you think this might have something to do with your anger management problems?

Wolverine: Well, when you have 14 in indestructible metal that you can call at will from your hands and you can heal from any wounds…. It's hard not to have problems.

I: You can cry on my shoulder if you want…

Wolverine: What?

I: You can cry on my shoulder if you want…

Wolverine: ….

I: It's ok, Logan. We're all in this to-GETH-er!

Class: nods To-GETH-er!

Wolverine: You guys have some SERIOUS problems…

I: Do you need to cry?

Wolverine: lower lip quivering YESSSS! sobbing into his hands

Gambit walks in

Gambit: Remi will help ya, mon.

hugs him as Logan sobs into his shoulder

Gambit: There… There…. Um… leggo….

Wolverine: I LOVE YOU REMI!

Gambit: Oh, shite… Remi thin's he be havin' a problem…

Wolverine: Ok sniff I'm done sits down…

Gambit: sits down Now, tell Remi abou' yo' pa'nts.

Wolverine: My pants? Are you hitting on me? Your not getting into my pants, man. That's sick!

Gambit: No, no! Yo' pa'nts. Yo' pay-yents. Yo' momma 'n'

Wolverine: YOU SHUT UP ABOUT MY MOMMA!

attacks Gambit

Instructor: Ok! Now boys!

Wolverine: STOP SAYING OK, DAMMIT! extends claws

Instructor: I don't think that… AHHH! runs out door

Class: You have problems, Logan. We can help.

Wolverine: in headlock with Gambit YAR! YOINK! throws through wall

Class: moving towards Logan No, Logan. Nooo! Logan, we can heeeeelp!

Wolverine: You people are CREEPY!

runs out door

Later, back at the school…

Xaiver: Well, Wolverine, have you solved your problem.

Wolverine: I hate you.

Xaiver: Ok, now, Logan…

Wolverine: Wait… you sound like the instructor from… the…

Xaiver: pulls of mask Did he look… like THIS! MUHAHAHA!

Wolverine then wakes up.

Wolverine: Ok…. The LAST time I sleep with Jene… God she has some sick mind tricks…

Jene: Do I? pulls off mask

Instructor: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME, LOGAN! MUHAHA!

Ok…. Im out of ideas… So im gonna end this. I need some sleep, then ill be back to write some more. Anywho… like a fat girl in a dodgeball game, im out!

Also, read some stuff by my friends Unspoken Request and Chibi Cat