Wolverine: Hi, my name is Logan, my nickname is Wolverine. And I have an
anger management problem.
Class: Hi, Logan.
Wolverine sits down
Instructor: Ok. Alrighty then! slaps knees Welcome, Logan. First I would like to start of by saying we are ALL special, and that we are ALL here to help you, m'kay?
Class: nods all together
Wolverine: Ok, you guys are really creepy….
Class: No, we are on the way to re-cov-eryyyy.
Instructor: Ok, then. Logan. Tell us about yourself.
Wolverine: Why do you keep saying "Ok"?
Instructor: Ok, now… Logan. This is about YOU. Not me. I cant help you points… if YOU won't help ME.
Wolverine: Okkkk…. I'm part of an elite team called the X-Men, because I'm a mutant and no one loves me bows head
I: And do you think this might have something to do with your anger management problems?
Wolverine: Well, when you have 14 in indestructible metal that you can call at will from your hands and you can heal from any wounds…. It's hard not to have problems.
I: You can cry on my shoulder if you want…
Wolverine: What?
I: You can cry on my shoulder if you want…
Wolverine: ….
I: It's ok, Logan. We're all in this to-GETH-er!
Class: nods To-GETH-er!
Wolverine: You guys have some SERIOUS problems…
I: Do you need to cry?
Wolverine: lower lip quivering YESSSS! sobbing into his hands
Gambit walks in
Gambit: Remi will help ya, mon.
hugs him as Logan sobs into his shoulder
Gambit: There… There…. Um… leggo….
Wolverine: I LOVE YOU REMI!
Gambit: Oh, shite… Remi thin's he be havin' a problem…
Wolverine: Ok sniff I'm done sits down…
Gambit: sits down Now, tell Remi abou' yo' pa'nts.
Wolverine: My pants? Are you hitting on me? Your not getting into my pants, man. That's sick!
Gambit: No, no! Yo' pa'nts. Yo' pay-yents. Yo' momma 'n'
Wolverine: YOU SHUT UP ABOUT MY MOMMA!
attacks Gambit
Instructor: Ok! Now boys!
Wolverine: STOP SAYING OK, DAMMIT! extends claws
Instructor: I don't think that… AHHH! runs out door
Class: You have problems, Logan. We can help.
Wolverine: in headlock with Gambit YAR! YOINK! throws through wall
Class: moving towards Logan No, Logan. Nooo! Logan, we can heeeeelp!
Wolverine: You people are CREEPY!
runs out door
Later, back at the school…
Xaiver: Well, Wolverine, have you solved your problem.
Wolverine: I hate you.
Xaiver: Ok, now, Logan…
Wolverine: Wait… you sound like the instructor from… the…
Xaiver: pulls of mask Did he look… like THIS! MUHAHAHA!
Wolverine then wakes up.
Wolverine: Ok…. The LAST time I sleep with Jene… God she has some sick mind tricks…
Jene: Do I? pulls off mask
Instructor: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME, LOGAN! MUHAHA!
Ok…. Im out of ideas… So im gonna end this. I need some sleep, then ill be back to write some more. Anywho… like a fat girl in a dodgeball game, im out!
Also, read some stuff by my friends Unspoken Request and Chibi Cat
Class: Hi, Logan.
Wolverine sits down
Instructor: Ok. Alrighty then! slaps knees Welcome, Logan. First I would like to start of by saying we are ALL special, and that we are ALL here to help you, m'kay?
Class: nods all together
Wolverine: Ok, you guys are really creepy….
Class: No, we are on the way to re-cov-eryyyy.
Instructor: Ok, then. Logan. Tell us about yourself.
Wolverine: Why do you keep saying "Ok"?
Instructor: Ok, now… Logan. This is about YOU. Not me. I cant help you points… if YOU won't help ME.
Wolverine: Okkkk…. I'm part of an elite team called the X-Men, because I'm a mutant and no one loves me bows head
I: And do you think this might have something to do with your anger management problems?
Wolverine: Well, when you have 14 in indestructible metal that you can call at will from your hands and you can heal from any wounds…. It's hard not to have problems.
I: You can cry on my shoulder if you want…
Wolverine: What?
I: You can cry on my shoulder if you want…
Wolverine: ….
I: It's ok, Logan. We're all in this to-GETH-er!
Class: nods To-GETH-er!
Wolverine: You guys have some SERIOUS problems…
I: Do you need to cry?
Wolverine: lower lip quivering YESSSS! sobbing into his hands
Gambit walks in
Gambit: Remi will help ya, mon.
hugs him as Logan sobs into his shoulder
Gambit: There… There…. Um… leggo….
Wolverine: I LOVE YOU REMI!
Gambit: Oh, shite… Remi thin's he be havin' a problem…
Wolverine: Ok sniff I'm done sits down…
Gambit: sits down Now, tell Remi abou' yo' pa'nts.
Wolverine: My pants? Are you hitting on me? Your not getting into my pants, man. That's sick!
Gambit: No, no! Yo' pa'nts. Yo' pay-yents. Yo' momma 'n'
Wolverine: YOU SHUT UP ABOUT MY MOMMA!
attacks Gambit
Instructor: Ok! Now boys!
Wolverine: STOP SAYING OK, DAMMIT! extends claws
Instructor: I don't think that… AHHH! runs out door
Class: You have problems, Logan. We can help.
Wolverine: in headlock with Gambit YAR! YOINK! throws through wall
Class: moving towards Logan No, Logan. Nooo! Logan, we can heeeeelp!
Wolverine: You people are CREEPY!
runs out door
Later, back at the school…
Xaiver: Well, Wolverine, have you solved your problem.
Wolverine: I hate you.
Xaiver: Ok, now, Logan…
Wolverine: Wait… you sound like the instructor from… the…
Xaiver: pulls of mask Did he look… like THIS! MUHAHAHA!
Wolverine then wakes up.
Wolverine: Ok…. The LAST time I sleep with Jene… God she has some sick mind tricks…
Jene: Do I? pulls off mask
Instructor: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME, LOGAN! MUHAHA!
Ok…. Im out of ideas… So im gonna end this. I need some sleep, then ill be back to write some more. Anywho… like a fat girl in a dodgeball game, im out!
Also, read some stuff by my friends Unspoken Request and Chibi Cat
