Just a short Something-Something I've written and wanted to upload. Tell me if you like it and I'll try to make more snippets! Enjoy (seriously, do)(=
The Tale Of The Pig's Tail
By
Yuval25
Dr. Vincent Munch has seen pretty strange things in his life and handled them all most professionally, but when Mr. Dursley appeared in his office with his son, Vincent couldn't help but think of resigning his employment. He has always been proud of his position as a plastic surgeon in London Hospital, not to mention it paid quite well. He has never been scared of his job, until now.
"You will take care of it, yes?" asked Mr. Dursley from the other side of the desk. The man was fat to say the least, and Vincent wondered if he should recommend a diet to prevent heart failure or diabetes. From the size of his son, Dudley Dursley, Mr. Dursley wasn't so concerned about that matter.
Said son was currently looking miserable, refusing to sit down.
"I will see what I can do," replied Vincent reluctantly. He really didn't want to be responsible for destroying evidence of radioactive influence in Britain, if that was the cause.
Mr. Dursley left the room, leaving his son awkwardly fiddling with his fingers, looking terrified.
"Now, Dudley, I believe?" Vincent asked. He wanted to sigh, but didn't out of politeness. He was just a man. He couldn't take all of that in one day. The fat child nodded his head, his two chins jumping as he did so. "Please take off your pants and underwear and lie down here on your stomach, so I could get a look at the problem." He tried to stay professional, but he couldn't keep the horror from his voice. Dudley, though, didn't seem to notice.
After the boy lay down, Vincent looked in shock at his backside. There, pink and swirly, a pig's tail was sticking out between the boy's buttocks.
Yes, Dr. Vincent Munch was a good doctor, but he was human, and believe it or not this was just as mentally scarring as being the patient who needed the surgery.
