ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A COUPLE OF BROTHERS WHO WERE THE CLOSEST OF FRIENDS. BUT ONE DAY THE LITTLE BROTHER FELL OFF THE SIDE OF A BRIDGE AND INTO NOTHINGNESS BECAUSE OF THE LIES HE WAS TOLD BY THEIR FATHER. THE OLDER BROTHER WAS VERY HEARTBROKEN TO HEAR THAT HIS LITTLE BROTHER HATED HIM FOR NO REASON THAT HE COULD THINK OF. BUT ONE DAY THE LITTLE BROTHER CAME BACK AND IT WAS MOST EXCITING FOR THE OLDER BROTHER UNTIL THE OLDER BROTHER FOUND OUT THAT THE LITTLE BROTHER ONLY SHOWED UP FOR WICKEDNESS. BUT THE LITTLE BROTHER CAME HOME AND WAS PUT IN JAIL FOR MANY REASONS. THEN THEIR HOMEREALM, ASGARD WAS INVADED BY DEMON POSSESSED TELETUBBIES. SO THE OLDER BROTHER NEEDED HIS LITTLE BROTHER'S HELP. BUT THEN A GIANT DEMON POSSESSED TELETUBBIE KILLED THE LITTLE BROTHER. SO AFTER THE OLDER BROTHER DEFEATED THE DEMON POSSESSED TELETUBBIES, HE HELPED THE MORTALS WIN A BATTLE AGAINST THE MOST WICKED.
BUT THEN THE OLDER BROTHER FOUND OUT THAT HIS LITTLE BROTHER WAS ALIVE. THE OLDER BROTHER WAS DELIGHTED TO HEAR THE SPLENDID NEWS. SO HE WENT BACK TO HIS HOMEREALM, ASGARD TO FIND OUT THAT HE IS NO MORE THAN AN ORPHAN. HIS LITTLE BROTHER HAS KILLED HIS FATHER AND RAN AWAY. IT WAS A HIT AND RUN SITUATION. THE OLDER BROTHER MISSES HIS LITTLE BROTHER AND THE BROTHERLY RELATIONSHIP THEY'VE HAD WHEN THEY WERE YOUNGER.
THAT OLDER BROTHER IS ME, THOR PELETHITES ODINSON. AND, LOKI, I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU: OHANA MEANS FAMILY; AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND OR FORGOTTEN.
