Warning:BoyxBoy Look honest with you I want to change my ending. I was planning something else, I don't know much, you tell me. I think this could've been something else.

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You'd think Alfons would've learned the first time he did this. But apparently torturing himself seemed more fun and entertaining. Because he likes torture oh yes he did. He loved the way he would set himself up for sticking and messy situations, like this one, and go to the bathroom afterwards and enjoy the company of his own hand. I mean come on; the way Edward was practically moaning with each and every bite was driving him nuts. Edward sensually chewed and purred with every bite of that egg sandwich. And to make matters worse, Alfons had decide to listen to Edward constant plead of a sunny side up egg sandwich.

Alfons hesitantly ate his own sandwich as he watched Edward nibble away on the bread, taking his time to enjoy the way Alfons buttered up the bread. He ate afar from his usually monstrous chomps and gurgles. No, today he tends to eat it politely just for Alfons since he did cave into his beckoning request of egg today. Alfons watched as Edward took a bite right down center into the sandwich, breaking the yolk. Some yolk spilling over onto the corner of his mouth, riding slowly down his lips, dripping down his chin. His padded thumb actually pressing into the sandwich, also now covered in the sinful yellow liquid. Yolk dripping down his thumb, along his palm as well. Edward obviously allowing all this to happen, well it seemed that way to Alfons. The image burning in slow motion in Alfons mind.

Edward giggled, his tongue poking out to lap at substance on the corner of his mouth. Alfons felt the burn in his cheek and finally registered everything that was happening. He coughed and handed Edward a napkin still eyeing the mess.

"Here" Alfons said, trying his very hardest not to look at the goo considerate mess.

Edward grinned wildly at Alfons refusing the napkin, instead licking away the mess. Alfons felt his face go in flames. Anxiety settled in and his leg started to shake. Put down the napkin and withdrawn Edward from his sandwich. Edward looked questionable at Alfons. Yolk smeared all over the place, along his arms and chin.

"Stop that, you look like a dog" Alfons said as Edward continued to attempt to get rid of the egg at the corner of his mouth.

Edward had to admit, it was fun to seen the ten all brotherly and sorts, just like Al…

"Ruff!" Edward barked breaking the awkward silence.

Alfons gave him a concerned look, but couldn't help the smile on his face. Edward threw his head back and laughed. Oh, you would want to play dog wouldn't you? I'll make you bend over and bark. Alfons thought darkly to himself, enjoying his own sexually joke. His pants feeling tight. Alfons gave a broken sigh and place down Edward sandwich. He then causally walked off.

"Where you going 'Fons'?" Edward noticing his best friend leaving him alone at the table.

"The bathroom to wash up." Alfons said a creeping all over again on his face. Taking a shower while handing off might be smarter. "You can choose to sit there all day and bark while I go and bathe."

He then heard another bark come from the dining room kitchen. He sighed. When did small things like this, get so… big? He headed off to the upstairs bathroom. I mean I know I like Mr. Edward, but why, why have things been feeling this way? Why do I feel so, so sexually around him? It's like I'm unable to control myself anymore. It's just, I just… ugh! Fucking hormones! Alfons stripped just as he would if Edward was there. Yes, Edward would be there watching him, enjoying the boy's body, just as he imagined he would. Alfons felt his face burn again as he started toy with his nipple. Shirt hanging loosely inly covering his forearms, because Edward was too impatience to strip him fully, he enjoyed looking at Alfons just as so. His face scrunched up as he pinched down hard, a sharp gasp escaping his lips.

A knock soon came to the bathroom door.

"Hey Alfons can you open up, I need to pee." Edward said though the wooden door.

Aw, crap. Alfons thought angrily to himself. "Edward I undressed." He replied hoping Edward would scurry off and wait. Alfons then turned on the shower head hoping to make his statement more believable.

"Can you just open the door? I really gotta pee!" Edward was such a kid at times.

He sighed heavily unlocking the front door, sighing. "Hold on a sec- "was all Alfons can manage to get out before Edward opened the door.

Both boys stood there, lost and incapable of managing words. Edward was a fierce red. Simply staring down at the boys hard, angry red erection.

Great, what I'm I gonna tell him this time?


See my orignal ending was Alfons heads up stairs and jerks of pleasantly to himself. And it would've been a oneshot, but then I got side track and was like maybe this can be a chapter thingy. Let me know, because I wanna dp a re-do. i kinda hate this one.