"Dude, seriously though! Wendy was all over me at Token's party last night!"

Stan was telling some story to Kyle and Kenny as they all sat at a table in the South Park Bar, waiting for the waiter. Kyle was eagerly listening to Stan's story, occasionally laughing, while Kenny sat there, uninterested, rubbing his finger in circles around his cup. Soon enough, the waitress comes.

"Are you guys ready?" She asked us, flashing her notepad.

"Uhm, yes." Stan replied back to her. "We are ready, and we're gonna have wings.." He continued ordering as Kyle and Kenny nodded their heads in response.

After he was done she walked off and Kyle and Stan went back to their conversation. That is until Kenny yelled to the waitress.

"Oh, and miss? Can I have a plate of celery?" They instantly stopped talking and turned to their friend. "Thank you." He looked at his friends, mouthing 'what?' at their expressions.

"Celery? Are you serious? Do you want a side of tampons with that?" Stan mocked.

"Yeah! What do you have, a vagina?" Kyle started to join in on this. "Right?" They both chuckled at his remark.

Kenny rolled his eyes at this. "Ha. Good one."

"No, seriously. Miss?" Stan yelled to the same waitress behind the counter. "Can we get a hardback edition of The Notebook for this guy while he has his celery?" Kyle sat back, laughing.

"Okay, jokes over." Kenny stated blantly. He was clearly annoyed, but they didn't care. They continued to make puns about it. "I just like to have something to munch on while I wait for my food!" He cut them off.

"Okay dude, we know what you like to munch on, right?" He playfully tapped Kyle with his elbow, making him almost choke on the drink he momentarilly had in his mouth.

Stan continued laughing, but Kyle obviously didn't get the joke. "What?"

"Dicks," Stan whispered to him, the plate of celery finally being sat next to him.

"Dicks dude! Dicks!" Kyle screamed over to Kenny, much to loud.

"Yo, who am I?" Stan picked up one of the pieces of celery off of his plate, ignoring Kenny when he told him to stop. He slid it in his mouth, making gurgling sounds, while Kyle sat next to him, finding it extremelly hilarious.

"No I bet he'd be all, sharing it with another dude! Like, come here Stan!" Stan came closer to Kyle, and he took the other end. They started eating it, still mocking Kenny, until their lips met. Soon they started kissing. The laughing and gross sounds they were making turned into slight moans as they got more and more into it.

They continued making out, while Kenny sat there, looking down at the table shaking his head. Later, they stopped, turning back to Kenny.

"And that's what you'd look like with another dude, though." Stan stated, like nothing really happened.

"Heh, you guys got me good," He stated sarcastically.

"Faggot." Kyle stated, before giving Stan a peck before letting go, returning back to how it as before, as though everything was totally normal, drinking their drinks and making more idol conversation.


I have no idea why I wrote that XD Ha.. well I do, but I don't know why I even went through with it.. I saw a video on Tosh.o and then I looked it up on Youtube and decided I had to write a little parody of it for ya.. South Park style!

If you haven't seen it, you need to. I gotz the link here - .com/watch?v=cdL6BjupD1E So do that! And if it doesn't work the title is FND Films - Celery

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