A/N: This silly little one-shot found its way into my head when I was watching DBZ today. P.S. it's a parody of season 1.
Disclaimer: "I do not own DBZ, or Nappa (What a relief), or Vegeta, or any of the other characters, Akira Toriyama does.
Vegeta: "They get it! You own NOTHING, Woman!"
Me: "AWWW!" (sniff)
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After their encounter with the terrible Saibamen and the burly Saiyan, Nappa, all that remained of the Z Fighters were Krillin and Gohan...
"Hey, you little brat!" Nappa shouted after Gohan, hurling a ki blast at the Saiyan hybrid that just missed the boy's feet.
"You better run home to your mommy. We wouldn't want you getting hurt!" the bald Saiyan laughed.
"You shut up! I wasn't running away, I was just gonna go use the bathroom if that's all right with you", Gohan retorted.
"You could use a shower yourself", he added under his breath.
"WHAT was that, kid?" Nappa demanded.
"I said...YOU SMELL!" Gohan screamed.
Nappa's face turned crimson while Vegeta burst into laughter.
"You brat! It's not MY fault! I've been stuck in a space pod for a year!" the large Saiyan sputtered.
"Yeah right! In a year's time, you couldn't pull over and take a shower? Couldn't put on some deodorant?" the son of Goku sneered.
Nappa's face deepened to purple while Vegeta laughed even harder than before. "
How DARE you!" Nappa bellowed. "Now, you're going to be crushed by my Saiyan power!"
"Oh no! He's gonna SIT on us!" Gohan screamed, "I don't wanna die like THAT!"
"Oh crap, me neither!" Krillin said.
"THAT'S IT!" Nappa roared. "Now you're gonna feel my wrath!"
"You want me to kiss your-", Gohan began.
"GOHAN!" Krillin interrupted.
Gohan turned back to Nappa.
"You just wait until my dad gets here, you big bully, he'll kick your-",
"GOHAN! You talk like that and Chi-Chi will wash your mouth out with soap!"
"I SAID WRATH!" Vegeta's comrade exploded.
"You want me to feel your RASH! Gross! THAT'S DISGUSTING!" Gohan screeched.
"You really oughta see a doctor about that", Krillin added.
Vegeta convulsed on the ground with laughter while Nappa shook with rage.
"NOW YOU'RE REALLY GONNA GET IT!" Nappa shouted.
"Nappa! Nappa wait...", Vegeta choked out. "Give...Give Kakarot...three hours to get here".
"Why three hours, Vegeta?" Nappa questioned.
"I want to see their great champion and it'll probably take that long for me to stop laughing!"
"VEGETA!"
