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Laying in bed! In lingerie! tipsyGnostalgic [Roxy] joined chat.
Roxy: Well hello there
CG: ...SHIT, FORGOT TO KNOCK, SORRY
CG: *TURNS AROUND TO LEAVE*
Roxy: Oh no its fine I uhh dont mind company!
CG: *STOPS BEFORE HE LEAVES, BUT STILL FACING DOOR*
CG: ...UH
Roxy: So uhh you want a drink?
CG: ...SURE
Roxy: What kind? I got tons
CG: ...I GUESS IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER
CG: ...ANYTHING IS FINE
Roxy: *gets him some apple juice from her mini fridge* *Forgets that its spiked with tons of alcohol* Uhh Here
CG: *TAKES THE AJ* ...THANKS
Roxy: No problem *smiles*
CG: *DRINKS SOME OF IT*
CG: ...WOAH, WHAT'S IN THIS? IT TASTES A BIT STRANGE
Roxy: **ponders that thought* Im sure its fine
CG: ...OK
CG: *DRINKS THE REST*
CG: ...SHIT, I'M NOT SURE THAT STUFF WAS ALRIGHT
CG: ...I FEEL A LITTLE WOOZY
Roxy: Oh umm.. what did i do to that aj... *tinks for awhile*
Roxy: Hmm... Oh i think i put booze in that...
CG: ...FUCK, THAT EXPLAINS IT
Roxy: No Wait! I think i put alot of booze in that
Roxy: Yep thats it
CG: ...WELL, THAT'S NOT GOOD
Roxy: *gets up* Uhh let me help you *walks toward him*
Roxy: First time drunk?
CG: ...YEAH
CG: *WOBBLES A LITTLE*
Roxy: *Walks over* *trips on bed corner* *falls onto him* GAH!
Roxy: Omigod i am so sorry!
CG: *FALLS ON GROUND WHEN SHE FALLS ON HIM, DUE TO BEING DRUNK*
CG: ...IT'S FINE
CG: ...I'M NOT REALLY MAD ABOUT IT FOR SOME REASON
Roxy: *Realizes she is still on him* Aww fuck uh sorry *blushes a little*
Roxy: *gets up* Ugh stupid fuckin bed
CG: *GETS UP WOBBILY* ...YEAH
CG: ...THAT'S WHY TROLLS USE RECUPERACOONS
Roxy: What?
Roxy: That sounds like racoon
Roxy: I like racoons
CG: ...NO, A RECUPERACOON IS WHERE WE SLEEP
Roxy: Oh, i bet its different from beds...
CG: ...YEAH, A LOT DIFFERENT
Roxy: *flops onto the bed* I bet they're not as comfy!
CG: ...YEAH, YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT THAT, HUMAN BEDS ARE BETTER
Roxy: Aww yeah Humans: 1 Trolls:0
Roxy: But trolls have these cool fuckin horns
Roxy: i want horns that would be sweet
CG: ...MAYBE, BUT THEY'RE A BIT INCONVENIENT
Roxy: *Sits up on the bed* How so?
CG: ...WELL, LOOK AT TAVROS' HORNS AND YOU'LL GET PART OF IT
Roxy: OH isnt Tavros the dude with the bull horns
CG: ...YEP
Roxy: Yeah i can understand that
CG: ...AND THEN THERE'S THE FACT THAT THESE THINGS ARE FUCKING SENSITIVE TO THE TOUCH
Roxy: I dont want big horns... I want horns like yours, they are cute
CG: ...THANKS
Roxy: *smiles* No problem Sr. Cute horns
Roxy: *pulls flask out of fridge* *takes a swig*
Roxy: Umm you look kinda awkward just standing there uh wanna sit down
CG: ...OH, SURE
Roxy: *puts the empty bed space* Pop a squat right here!
CG: *WOBBILY WALKS OVER TO THE BED SPACE AND SITS DOWN*
Roxy: So uhh.. how you feeling? Still a little wobbly?
CG: ...YEAH, A LITTLE
CG: ...BESIDES THAT THOUGH, I THINK I'M FINE
Roxy: *smiles* Thats good I wouldn't want anything to happen to one of Dave's friends
Roxy: So.. uhh...
CG: ...WHAT?
Roxy: Oh nothing just bored...
CG: ...OH
Roxy: *RANDOM HEAT OF THEMOMENT KISS!**
CG: ...
CG: ...UH
CG: ...WHY DID YOU...
Roxy: *slighly embrassed* Uhh. sorry...
Roxy: I just... dont know what came over me... i guess?
Roxy: Oh god.. im so sorry
CG: ...DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, WE'RE BOTH DRUNK AT THE MOMENT
Roxy: Yeah... thats it... *mutters* Stop it rox you dont have feelings for this kid!
CG: ...DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?
Roxy: Oh me? No i didnt say.. anything
Roxy: *murmers* GODDAMNIT
CG: ...I GUESS IT WAS NOTHING THEN
Roxy: Yeah nothing i guess... Maybe the pipes? *Facepalms at the lame excuse*
CG: ...EH, MAYBE. I WAS PROBABLY JUST HEARING THINGS
Roxy: *Lays down* Yeah...
CG: ...YOU ALRIGHT? YOU SEEM KINDA DOWN NOW
Roxy: *Thinks: Even when he is confused he is adorable* STFU ROXY *slaps herself in the face*
Roxy: Me? No im fine *smiles but still feels pain in her face*
CG: ...YOU SURE? I DON'T THINK PEOPLE WHO ARE ALRIGHT SLAP THEMSELVES AFTER TELLING THEMSELVES TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Roxy: *awkwardly smiles* Yeah i think im alright
CG: ...
Roxy: *sighs* Karkat? Can I ask you something?
CG: ...SURE, WHAT IS IT?
Roxy: Uhh, how do you tel a guy, that you like him, if he is a troll, and your an idiotic human?
CG: WELL, I WOULDN'T KNOW, I'M NOT A HUMAN
CG: AD MOST TROLLS ARE PRETTY BLUNT ABOUT THEIR RED FEELINGS
CG: *AND
Roxy: *sighs* I can tell
Roxy: So are humans *smirks*
CG: ...OK
Roxy: *Lightly blushes as she slowly scoots toward him*
CG: ...WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THAT ANYWAY?
Roxy: Um no reason.. its just that... I like this troll... and he is a guy.. and he is in this room and he is next to me :/ *Gets all awkward and hides under the bed covers*
CG: ...DOESN'T SEEM LIKE SOMETHING MOST HUMANS WOULD...ASK
CG: ...
CG: ...OH
CG: ...I SEE
Roxy: *screams at herself* *is muffled by the covers*
CG: ...YOU CAN STOP FLIPPING OUT, I'M NOT MAD OR ANYTHING
CG: ...JUST A LITTLE SUPRISED IS ALL
Roxy: *Crawls out from the covers* I thought you would be
CG: ...YEAH
Roxy: :P Im just a little... awkwand? I guess you can call it that..
Roxy: *awkward
CG: ...DON'T WORRY, I AM TOO
CG: ...I GUESS SO
CG: ...AND I GUESS THAT WHILE I CERTAINLY DIDN'T EXPECT THIS, I'M ACTUALLY KINDA HAPPY ABOUT IT
Roxy: Really?
CG: ...YEAH
CG: ...YOU SEE...
CG: ...THERE'S A HUMAN I LIKE...
Roxy: Yeah?
CG: ...AND SHE'S A GIRL...AND SHE HAPPENS TO BE IN THIS ROOM NEXT TO ME...
Roxy: *smiles*
CG: *BLUSHES IN SLIGHT EMBARASSMENT*
Roxy: *gives him a hug*
CG: ... *SMILES*
Roxy: *kisses him on the nose*
CG: *KISSES HER CHEEK*
Roxy: *just a little peck on the ,lips*
CG: *DOES A LITTLE PECK ON HER LIPS*
Roxy: *hug tackles him* HUGGLES!
CG: *HUGS*
Roxy: I love you here *pokes his nose* Here *squishes his cheeks* And here *kisses is forehead*
CG: *CHUCKLES A LITTLE*
Roxy: *lays her head on his lap*
CG: *SMILING* ...GOTTA ADMIT, I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT YOU'D RECIPROCATE MY FEELINGS
Roxy: And I didn't think so either... I thought you would think i was weird :P
CG: OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT WEIRD
CG: I'M THE WEIRD ONE HERE
Roxy: No your not weird either you're fucking great! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
CG: *SMILES* ...THANKS
Roxy: You are very special to me, i wont let anyone affect that feeling
CG: *HUGS* YOU'RE SPECIAL TO ME TOO
Roxy: *hugs him back*
*A RANDOM DAVE APPEARS* Dave: uhh wtf are you guys doing
CG: ...HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE DAVE?
Dave: uhh i live here
CG: ...OH
CG: ...WELL, DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO KNOCK?
Roxy: DAVE GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FUCKING ROOM!
Roxy: *Slaps him across the face*
Dave: Well someone's one their period...
CG: DAVE, GET THE FUCK OUT
Roxy: YOU LITTLE FUCK! *tackles him into the hall way*
CG: ...SHIT
CG: *RUNS OUT TO THE HALLWAY*
Roxy: FUCKIN KNOCK NEXT TIME DOUCHE!
Roxy: *Punches him in the gut*
Dave: Oh my fucking god just chill out
Roxy: *Stands up kicks him in the leg then walks into her room*
CG: ...
CG: *FLIPS OFF DAVE*
Dave: *walks to his room*
Dave: fuck you guys
CG: FUCK YOU TOO STRIDER
CG: *WALKS BACK INTO ROXY'S ROOM*
Roxy: *huffs and flops onto bed*
Roxy: He is so annoying
CG: I KNOW, HE'S AN ASSHOLE
Roxy: He's been acting even douchier when he is around that Terezi chick.. i guess he trys to empress her idgaf
CG: YEAH, THEY'RE RED
CG: I GUESS IT DOESN'T SUPRISE ME
Roxy: Oh, that explains why she is in his room right now... i have no idea what they're doing though
CG: ...
CG: ...YEAH, LET'S NOT THINK ABOUT THAT
Roxy: Yeah...
Roxy: *hugs him for what seems like forever*
CG: *HUGS HER FOR JUST AS LONG*
Roxy: Im sorry you had to see me beat up dave...
Roxy: I just get really... defensive sometimes.
CG: NO, IT'S ALRIGHT
CG: HE DESERVED IT
Roxy: Did you see that tackle though *laughs* I could be a like a football player
CG: *CHUCKLES A LITTLE* YEAH, YOU COULD BE
Roxy: *looks up at him and gives him a kiss* '
CG: *LOOKS AT HER AND KISSES HER BACK*
Roxy: *grabs him and falls over onto the bed* WEE!
CG: WEE!
Roxy: *laughs* We are soo stupid
CG: *CHUCKLES* YEAH, WE ARE
Roxy: *hugs him and closes her eyes* Will you be mine forever?
CG: *HUGS HER* YES, I WILL
Roxy: *falls asleep in his arms*
CG: *FALLS ASLEEP AS WELL*
Roxy: ((*slowclap* BEAUTIFUL ENDINING! ASDFGHJKL))
CG: ((*SLOWCLAPPING AS WELL* YES, TWAS QUITE THE ENDING AJZKDIWODOCO))
