"Kate," you ask with an incredulous stare; "What is this unholy piece of garbage?"

Let me explain.

So, a thing happened a few months back. See, I have this habit of singing. Out loud. A lot. Not well, necessarily, but if I have a song stuck in my head, I'll hum or whistle or sing it quietly to myself without meaning to. On this particular day, the song was Believe by pop goddess Cher.

I got partway through the chorus and my friend who was with me started laughing. I asked her what was funny, and she said that it sounded as though I had sung, "Heart of the Cards" rather than "Life after Love". I found this amusing and came out with the chorus you'll read below. My friend told me that was hilarious, and I should do the whole song. So I jotted down the chorus in my notes on my phone, and never thought about it again...until yesterday. Then I sinned.

All in all, this took twenty minutes to do; my brother hates it; I'm aware it's trash and I'm going to hell, but I decided to share it with the internet anyways. So, enjoy.


(Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh…)

The puzzle hangs around my neck

Fate of the world is in my hands

There's so much at stake

And I might just break

So sad that I'm losing

But I know I can still win

'Cause after all is said and done

I'll take out all your life points at once,

Oh

.

Do you believe in the Heart of the Cards?

I can feel something inside me say

My Dark Magic Attack is strong enough, oh

Do you believe in the Heart of the Cards?

I can feel something inside me say

With Pot of Greed I can draw two more cards, now

.

Now here is what I will do

Just sit around and wait for you

To fall within my grasp

There's no turning back

You've activated my trap card

Now I'll play this spell card

'Cause I've had time to think it through

My strategy's too good for you

Ohh oh

.

Do you believe in the Heart of the Cards?

I can feel something inside me say

My Dark Magic Attack is strong enough, oh

Do you believe in the Heart of the Cards?

I can feel something inside me say

With Pot of Greed I can draw two more cards, now

.

But I know that I will win this

'Cause I know my cards are strong

Oh~ it's time to duel

Oh oh~ it's time to duel

Oh~ it's time to duel

No~ it's time to duel

.

Do you believe in the Heart of the Cards?

I can feel something inside me say

My Dark Magic Attack is strong enough, oh

Do you believe in the Heart of the Cards?

I can feel something inside me say

With Pot of Greed I can draw two more cards, now

.

Do you believe in the Heart of the Cards?

I can feel something inside me say

My Dark Magic Attack is strong enough, oh

Do you believe in the Heart of the Cards?

I can feel something inside me say

With Pot of Greed I can draw two more cards, now

(Repeat & fade)