"Kate," you ask with an incredulous stare; "What is this unholy piece of garbage?"
Let me explain.
So, a thing happened a few months back. See, I have this habit of singing. Out loud. A lot. Not well, necessarily, but if I have a song stuck in my head, I'll hum or whistle or sing it quietly to myself without meaning to. On this particular day, the song was Believe by pop goddess Cher.
I got partway through the chorus and my friend who was with me started laughing. I asked her what was funny, and she said that it sounded as though I had sung, "Heart of the Cards" rather than "Life after Love". I found this amusing and came out with the chorus you'll read below. My friend told me that was hilarious, and I should do the whole song. So I jotted down the chorus in my notes on my phone, and never thought about it again...until yesterday. Then I sinned.
All in all, this took twenty minutes to do; my brother hates it; I'm aware it's trash and I'm going to hell, but I decided to share it with the internet anyways. So, enjoy.
(Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh…)
The puzzle hangs around my neck
Fate of the world is in my hands
There's so much at stake
And I might just break
So sad that I'm losing
But I know I can still win
'Cause after all is said and done
I'll take out all your life points at once,
Oh
.
Do you believe in the Heart of the Cards?
I can feel something inside me say
My Dark Magic Attack is strong enough, oh
Do you believe in the Heart of the Cards?
I can feel something inside me say
With Pot of Greed I can draw two more cards, now
.
Now here is what I will do
Just sit around and wait for you
To fall within my grasp
There's no turning back
You've activated my trap card
Now I'll play this spell card
'Cause I've had time to think it through
My strategy's too good for you
Ohh oh
.
Do you believe in the Heart of the Cards?
I can feel something inside me say
My Dark Magic Attack is strong enough, oh
Do you believe in the Heart of the Cards?
I can feel something inside me say
With Pot of Greed I can draw two more cards, now
.
But I know that I will win this
'Cause I know my cards are strong
Oh~ it's time to duel
Oh oh~ it's time to duel
Oh~ it's time to duel
No~ it's time to duel
.
Do you believe in the Heart of the Cards?
I can feel something inside me say
My Dark Magic Attack is strong enough, oh
Do you believe in the Heart of the Cards?
I can feel something inside me say
With Pot of Greed I can draw two more cards, now
.
Do you believe in the Heart of the Cards?
I can feel something inside me say
My Dark Magic Attack is strong enough, oh
Do you believe in the Heart of the Cards?
I can feel something inside me say
With Pot of Greed I can draw two more cards, now
(Repeat & fade)
