Six years, it's been six years since I have been trapped in this hell whole, six years since my mother and father betrayed me and gave me to this man, this Michel Jackson looking motherfucker Orochimaru and his fuck buddy Kabuto ,well my life sucks. Oh I forgot to introduce myself my name is Sakura Haruno I am sixteen I have long pink hair, hey don't insult the hair anywayyy, green eyes and pale skin. I am living well I really don't fucking know where I am, well it must be a lab considering the amount of dorks with clip boards come up to me and not even one of them are hot agh. Well anyway I bet you're wondering why the hell you are here? For well it's simple I have powers, hey don't laugh what haven't met a girl with pink hair who has powers… no well you're a freak. Well let's get started my beautiful audience.
Sakura was laying on her oh sooo lovely hard ass bed "hmm I really need to talk to them about my lovely bed. Hn bastards I bet it's made of stone" Sakura became curious at this she lifted the covers she felt her eye twitch "you got to be kidding me… it is a fucking stone. For six whole fucking years I did not notice that" Sakura roared she hit the wall with a blue energy fist causing a crack to appear, and then the intercom came on.
"Sakura please don't destroy the room, we worked so hard making it for you"
"Making it? What the fuck did you get a cave man to make it? Were you to busy fucking Oro-bitch to do it yourself Kabuto?"
"Watch it Sakura"
"Ohhh what are you going to do? Give me a stone tv next… oh by the I want a fucking tv" she yelled at the camera whiles giving him the finger Sakura could hear banging in the room next to her "and stop fucking in the next room you dick" Sakura mocked knowing that would piss him off smirking when she heard another bang follower by cursing.
"Sakura I wil-" Sakura was examining her nails but cut him off.
"You will what?" she smirked then laughed like a mad women.
"I will…will…will take away your nail polish" Sakura stop laughing and looked like someone just stole her Ben and Jerry ice cream "got you there didn't I" smug gay bastard.
"You wouldn't?" she glared at the camera hoping he would turn into Ice.
"I would" Sakura let out a sigh.
"Fine" Sakura made her way over to the stone age bed like a kicked puppy'I will get my revenge bitch'.
(Next morning 6am whopwhop)
"Sakura, Sakuraaaaa" came annoying voice from the intercom.
Sakura on the other hand was not in the mood for his bull shit "what do you want MJ!" she yelled, she was pissed not only did she have a bitch of a night sleeping on a hard ass rock, she only had two hours sleep and then she has to hear his creepy ass voice in the morning the only reply she got was a chuckle a dark chuckle at that Sakura shivered at that "ah that motherfucker really needs help".
"Now, now Sakura there is no need for that. I was only waking you for a meeting" there was a waning in his voice, Sakura just sighed she knew there was no way getting out of this the last time she tried to get out of a 'meeting' like the Oro-bitch likes to call it, it ended with her eating broccoli Sakura still shudders from it, knowing the evil slut will do something worse this time, she dragged herself to the bathroom to get ready.
So which led to now Orochimaru and Kabuto were sitting in chairs and Sakura was opposite them looking board as ever there was a man across them but she didn't pay him any mind.
"Okay Sakura we are sending you out in to the field" Orochimaru said breaking the silence
Sakura raised an eyebrow "what do you mean on the felid?" Sakura questioned.
Orohimaru laughed like a sadist's bitch, Sakura just rolled her eyes at him then stopped laughing "it means my dear girl you're going to school".
'Did Sakura mention how much she hated school…no then you're about to find out'
"Nooooooooo!" Sakura screams could be heard as she was dragged to the car by Kabuto and Orochimaru she clawed at the floor in a desperate attempted to get away, they throw her into car and then closed the door of the car before she could make a jump for it.
Kabuto sat down in the passenger seat and Orochimaru sat in the driver seat, Kabuto looked at a pouting Sakura "hey, I thought you wanted to get out of here, shouldn't you be happy?".
Sakura shot him a dirty look "well that didn't mean I wanted to go to school" Sakura growled with her arms crossed, she was dressed in her school uniform.
Orochimaru chuckled "oh come now Sakura you would love it, and you might make some friends" his face then took on a gleeful look "oooo you can invite them over and have sleepovers or you could have a movie night".
Sakura scoffed at this and rolled her eyes "yeaaaah that would totally not suck I could show them my two gay parents" this eared her a death glare from the males. Sakura sat there for while the realized something "hey pedo-mum, you didn't tell me what I would be doing there?" Sakura seriously regretted asking that when that creepy ass smirk spared across his face.
"Well my dear daughter" he laughed at the sore look Sakura sent him "your mission is simple" he stop.
Sakura was getting tired of him stalling "and that is?".
"Ghosts"
Sakura blinked then pinched herself "no I am not dreaming Oro bitch has gone more insane that he is now" Sakura then looked at him with a pointed look "ghosts? What do you mean ghosts?".
"You see the town we are going to has had some paranormal events, and with your powers we may able to stop them".
Kabuto looked in the mirror to see Sakura writing in something "what are you writing?".
Sakura didn't look up from what she is doing "writing my will of testament".
Kabuto laughed "Sakura you don't own anything" Kabuto laughed harder until he felt Sakura pen stab him in the shoulder "ow!".
"Now just for that I won't leave you my nail polisher's" Sakura said.
They pulled up to a brightly coloured school with crazy teenagers running about, some random kid went flying when some football team idiot punched him and planted on Sakura widow she looked at the boy as he slide down from the window, Sakura looked at them "can someone kill me now?".
Kabuto laughed "oh come on Sakura it might be fun".
Orochimaru handed Sakura a black massager bag "okay Sakura your time table in this and the head master is called Tsunade just follower the map to get to her office" Sakura made to leave "oh and Sakura be good".
Sakura just hissed at him like an alley cat before exiting the car. Sakura looked up at the crazy school she was going to "fuck my life" and with that she steps over the boy who was still laying on the ground. Sakura walked past the students ignoring the looks she was getting and pushed open the doors to the school and made her way to the office, after a dozens of turns and walking into a class room with two teachers making out, Sakura finely made it to the office "finely" Sakura walked into the office, and saw a women with short black hair at the desk, she looked up at Sakura then smiled.
"Oh you must be Sakura I am Shizune, Tsunade is waiting for you just go right in" and with the Shizune picked up some folders and left the room.
Sakura looked to the door then she throw open to see some blonde busted women sat behind a desk surrounded by sake bottles Sakura felt her eye twitch 'oh great my head teacher is a alcoholic' Sakura slammed the door making the blond women jump up and hug her bottles of sake.
"Huh who there?" Tsunade then got a good look at the new comer "oh you must be the new student?" Tsunade sighed then spoke again "as you know I am Tsunade welcome to Leaf high" she throw her hands in the air trying to make it sound grand then her face turned serious "but they are a few rules, if you get into a fights don't get court because I don't want to deal with it…oh and don't steal my sake" and with that said she grabbed the sake bottle nearest to her and started to chug it down.
Sakura face palmed "is this lady for real?" she mumbled to herself.
Tsunade looked at her annoyed "are you still here?" she then pushed Sakura out of the door.
Sakura picked herself up from the floor and dusted herself off then gave the door the finger. Sakura marched down the hallway like the devil out of hell making the students flee from her rage in fear "runnnn she is going to kill us all!" yelled a random student Sakura just rolled her eyes.
"Stupid ass students" Sakura grumbled. Sakura stopped near a door she looked at the room number then the time table in her hand "this must be it" as Sakura open the door she had to dodge the flying stapler that came at her head Sakura eyes flashed with anger "which one of you fuckers throw that?!" Sakura roared.
And that is how hell on earth started.
