"uhhh geez Rick i don't think we should be here-" Morty whispered in a weak, nervous voice.

"sh-shut up Morty I'm attempting to get this portal gun *burp* working again" Rick replied as he hit the portal gun repeatedly against a wall. A herd of alien creatures were catching up to them. They opened their alien mouths, revealing their freaky-ass tongues.

"uuuUuuHHhhH Rick…..." Morty began stuttering, but then the portal gun clicked in a weird technological sound thing that things make when they work. Suddenly a blue portal appeared before them in a victorious manner. Rick turned around and smirked. " I guess you could say that- "

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It was nighttime in the residency of South Park; the trees were obscuring into the depths of a nocturnal sky, the snow crusts pushed into scattered dents of muddy foot prints, and the quiet snores of the town dwellers were creaking by. One particular house stood awake, and a special little boy was building a lego death robot.

"I cant believe its almost done!" the boy said in his little cunty fat voice. He had read a wikipedia page on quantum physics, which had enlightened him with the instructions to build a lego robot that could kill people on order through advanced Alexa voice recognition.

He yawned and looked out the window, seeing that the sun has come out to greet him. The birds were chripin' high and loud- it was another beautiful day to commit genocide. He moved his fat little body to an outlet and plugged in a cord that was connected to Alexa 2.0. Sparks busted out of the outlet, causing thr the lights in the room to flicker due to a temporary power outage.

"Here we go…"

To be continued….