Jawn eets ahn apple

Wun dae jawn wantid fooed sow heh gawt ahn apple. Thuh apple wuz read. Jawn didint licke thuh grene apples az mucsh az thuh read wunz. Heh 8 thuh apple aind eit wuz yummi. Thehn sherlawk walkd ein aind askd jawn wear hiz apple wuz

John felt bad when he realized that Sherlock was planning on eating the apple, and planned to buy him some new apples as an apology, and then he remembered he had to answer Sherlock's question.

"here" John said pointing to his tummy. "and here" john added pointing to his heart. Sherlock was sad.

Sherlawk wuz sow mahd thaht hiz hed ecksplodud aind ah goat caim owt (courtesy of sherlockscarf)

"woweeee!" jawn sayd.

Despite his better judgment, John played with the goat and became fond of it. He then kept it as a pet and named it Sherlock 2. He walked it every day.