Happy Valentine's Day!

Disclaimer: DP is not mine.



Alicia's Valentine's Poem

Valentine's Day

with its hearts'n'flowers,

an' girls bein' charmed by thuh

apishness of single-minded fools!

Why couldn't they've come up wi'

uh sensible holiday?

Like Divorced Women's Day?

Valentines say

Through all thuh songs and thuh po-ems

that thuh fools'll al'ays be

in love wi' naïve women who've not

realized their independence!

Why couldn't they've name it

an accurate name?

Like Stupid Lovers' Day?

Valentine's Day outta pay

for disturbin' thuh peace wi'

the non-sens'cal fruff'n'thuh

lace'n'all th' choc'lates

bought for Sicko-Cherub's Day!

(That means you, all ya men who

a-whizz in mah rhubarb, an'

you mah ghost-crazed broth'r-in-law!)