Happy Valentine's Day!
Disclaimer: DP is not mine.
Alicia's Valentine's Poem
Valentine's Day
with its hearts'n'flowers,
an' girls bein' charmed by thuh
apishness of single-minded fools!
Why couldn't they've come up wi'
uh sensible holiday?
Like Divorced Women's Day?
Valentines say
Through all thuh songs and thuh po-ems
that thuh fools'll al'ays be
in love wi' naïve women who've not
realized their independence!
Why couldn't they've name it
an accurate name?
Like Stupid Lovers' Day?
Valentine's Day outta pay
for disturbin' thuh peace wi'
the non-sens'cal fruff'n'thuh
lace'n'all th' choc'lates
bought for Sicko-Cherub's Day!
(That means you, all ya men who
a-whizz in mah rhubarb, an'
you mah ghost-crazed broth'r-in-law!)
