I thought this was funny :) It's to the tune of "Pretty fly (For a white guy)"
:) :) :)
oxox - Remmy
Give it to me Voldy. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me Voldy. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me Voldy. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
And all the witches say I'm a pretty boy
And a Malfoy.
Crabbe, Goyle, Black, Malfoy, Riddle, Riddle, yeah
**
You know it's really hard
Being evil everyday.
Our art is really scary
But I'll do it anyway.
He might have a pet snake;
And maybe not will power
But get on Voldy's bad side
Well he'll make you blood turn sour
**
Don't run away, or you will pay
I get better every singly day.
I'm gonna play it fair, but not McNair
For a Mudblood, no way, a MUDBLOOD NO WAY.
If you have a knife, try and take my life.
You could never. Not with Voldy here!
The world needs silver blondies
And (Hey Hey!) Malfoy on the way!
**
Give it to me Voldy. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me Voldy. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me Voldy. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
And all the witches say I'm a pretty boy
And a Malfoy
**
I have some cool robes
that are better than Lupin's.
And when they got the colour wrong
I threw it in the bins.
Now cruising on my broomstick, I see light ones as I pass
But if they look twice
I'll gonna kick their sorry ass.
**
Don't run away, or you will pay
I get better every singly day.
I'm gonna play it fair, but not McNair
For a Mudblood, no way, a MUDBLOOD NO WAY.
If you have a knife, try and take my life.
You could never. Not with Voldy here!
The world needs silver blondies
And (Hey Hey!) Malfoy on the way!
**
Now I'm in the Malfoy mansion
Yeah it's pretty big.
I asked for a red and they gave me a fig
Deathies say I'm trying to hard
And I crucio their ass
But in my own mind
I'm like "I will not take all that sass"
**
Give it to me Voldy. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me Voldy. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me Voldy. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Crabbe, Goyle, Black, Malfoy, Riddle, Riddle, yeah.
**
Don't run away, or you will pay
I get better every singly day.
I'm gonna play it fair, but not McNair
For a Mudblood, no way, a MUDBLOOD NO WAY.
If you have a knife, try and take my life.
You could never. Not with Voldy here!
The world needs silver blondies
Oh the world loves Malfoy blondies
So let's get some Lucius Malfoys
And (Hey hey!) Malfoy on the way!
**
