Hiya! this is the story of a hybrid. it is written in first person, with a few third person pieces to understand what happens. if you see a * of one or more, they are notes. okie! so far, i want a pairing, but i don't know which to do... umm... it's either going to be IchigoXOC, or HitsugayaXOC. definite UkitakeXUnohana.
Prologue:
"She certainly qualifies for the position of captain of the third squad..."
"Shinda*, what do you say, do you accept?"
"I do, and please, use my full name..."
"I apologize, Shinda Kuroneko.**" I smiled and walked out. I grabbed the captain's cloak and put it on. 'time to meet my new squad.' I thought and shunpo-ed to the third squad barracks.
"We're going to meet our new captain today." Someone said, but I was still a ways away. I was a Neko***. I could hear the entire conversation.
"I heard they graduated the academy in a month!"
"A month?! The shortest anyone's EVER finished the academy was six months!"
"They must be really strong..." I finally got to the door and opened it.
"Ohayou! I'm Shinda Kuroneko, your new captain!" I said and walked in.
"She..." A brunette whispered to the blonde next to her. "only looks six..."
"Actually I'm four." I said. They all looked at me. "As you can see, I'm a Neko." I looked around the room. "So... who's my Fukutaichou?" A blonde stepped forward and bowed.
"Kira Izuru."
"Oh! So you're the one that Fox-Face told me about!"
"Fox face?"
"Yep! As you can see, I'm not from around here."
"Oh... well, if you need anything, I'll help."
"Umm... is there milk around here? And maybe a fish..." I tapped my upper lip.
"Alright. I'll get those..." Kira stood up and walked away. 'Being a captain may not be so bad...' I thought.
Ch: 1- New faces.
"As you all know, the third squad captain's seat has been filled."
"Really? I wonder who it is?"
"Hmm... as long as they can fight, I'm good."
"Please come in, Shinda." I walked in.
"Hiya!" I said and saw everyone stare at me. "And Old man, it's Shinda KURONEKO, Not just Shinda." I smiled and tilted my head.
"Old man?" A man in a straw hat and a pink coat said.
"Pinky, I can do as I want..." I said, and to prove the point, I jumped on his hat and sat there.
"Pinky?" A white haired man said and he coughed a bit of blood up.
"Hmm... Captain TB!" I said and pointed at him.
"She's got worse nicknames than Yachiru..." A woman with two braids said.
"Shut it, kitty-worshiper." I said to her. I jumped down off pinky's hat and landed squarely on my feet.
"K-Kitty worshiper?" The woman said.
"Don't think I don't hear you... 'Yoruichi-sama... let me comb your fur... ha ha!" I said and did a back-flip when she tried to grab me.
"Looks like we have a trouble maker..." A snow-haired boy said.
"And I enjoy it, shortie..." I said.
"Shortie..." The short boy said. "I'm not short!" He said, but a black-haired woman stopped him.
"Please stop, Shinda Kuroneko." She said and smiled sweetly.
"Ehh? Who are you?"
"Unohana Retsu."
"Alright... since you're nice, you don't get a nickname, Unohana-Taichou."
"Thank you. I appreciate it."
"Your welcome!" I turned to the old man. "Can we have proper introductions and get on with the meeting?" He just looked at me shocked, then nodded.
***
"So let me get this strait... Yamamoto, Soi Fon, Unohana-Taichou, Byakuya..."
"Kuchiki..." Byakuya said, but I ignored him.
"Byakuya, Komamura, Shunsui, Hitsugaya, Kenpachi, Mayuri, and Ukitake. All very good names, but I'm not going to remember them... so here are my names for you in the same order! Old-man, Kitty-Worshiper, Unohana-Taichou, petals, puppy, pinky, shortie, bells, vampire, and captain TB."
"Why do I get a weird nick-name?" Komamura said.
"Because I don't see you as someone to respect, yet, until then, I will call you by those names." I laughed then sat down and began to groom my cheeks. "Please continue the meeting."
"Alright." Yamamoto said and continued to address the issues at hand. When we were finished I stretched and went back to the third squad barracks.
"I'm back!" I said and was greeted by stares. "aw, cheer up! I know!" I quickly left and went to the tenth squad. "Watermelon!" I said and Matsumoto came out.
"Watermelon? That's a weird name..."
"I don't care... can you bring some sake to the third squad? We are going to have a party. Tell Pinky to come too."
"Pinky?"
"Yeah! Straw hat, pink coat thing..."
"Oh."
"He and you are invited too!"
"Alright!" Matsumoto left and I went back to the squad.
"Alright, please sit down at a table, I have a surprise for you."
"A surprise?"
"Yep!" as if on cue, Matsumoto walked in holding fifty-plus bottles of sake. "Please enjoy!" I said and smiled sweetly. I heard a few murmurs and then Kira took a glass and drank it. Slowly other people began to drink too. Before long, Shunsui came.
"I heard there was a party and that I was invited."
"Yep! Pinky was invited. Take a seat wherever you want." I said.
"Nanao's going to beat me..." Shunsui sat down and took a bottle ant drank some. "But it's not my fault... it's only proper to agree when you are invited."
"Right!" I said. After a while, everyone was drunk. I saw how sick they were getting and frowned. "I didn't expect it all to be gone..." I said looking at the bottles. I sighed and walked over to Shunsui. I placed my hand on his chest. "Transfer from him to me..." I whispered and something happened. I then went to Kira and all of the squad, doing the same thing. I ended with Matsumoto. Everyone started to get up, remembering that they got sick but not feeling bad.
"What happened?" Shunsui said.
"I just used one of my powers." I said and felt woozy and sat down.
"What did you do? I should have a hangover!" Matsumoto said.
"I took the alcohol out of all of you, and put it in me." I said.
"You did what?" Kira said.
"Don't make me repeat myself... you were all sick..." I said, getting light-headed.
"That's fifty-three bottles of sake!" Matsumoto said.
"I'll be fine!" I said, standing up. "I may not look it, but I can drink more and not get drunk."
"That's insane!"
"No it's not..." I said, but then I vomited. "Forgot about that..." I said then collapsed on the ground.
***
"Is she alright?"
"She should be okay... most of it was already gone..." Unohana said.
"Urg..." I sat up. "I collapsed?" I said.
"Yes, the alcohol took it's toll... don't do that again."
"I had to! They were all sick!"
"And I could handle them if I needed to."
"Leave me alone!" I said.
"I want to ask you something..."
"What?"
"Why do you have hollow blood?"
"You took my blood?"
"Yes."
"Darn... I thought I could keep it a secret for a little bit longer..." I sighed. "Promise not to tell anyone."
"Promise."
"I'm half hollow... my mother was a shinigami, and my dad was a hollow." I said.
"I understand." Unohana said. "I won't tell anyone unless you want me to."
"Thank you." I said and got up to leave. "I hope to see you again, Unohana-Taichou."
"As do I, as do I..." she said and I left.
Yay! ch 1 is done! i lke the nick names i gave them.
*Shinda meand 'Dead'
** Shinda Kuroneko is supposed to mean 'Dead Black Cat'.
*** A Neko is a cat person.
