A/N: Welcome to my next little one-shot, I AM INDY Harry. Enjoy this little fic, my hungry children.

Harry Potter was sitting in his room at Grimmauld Place, fuming about how he was treated like a child by Mrs. Weasley. She wouldn't even let him have any fire whiskey! He was totally pissed about how everything in life went, so guess what he did?

" Just Slittin' MA WRISTS!" EMO!Harry screeched as he slashed his wrist with the knife, allowing the blood to mingle with his piss. He was inside of the room that Sirius had given him on the floor that was totally hidden. He had been locked in this impenatrable room behind his uber Goblin Skin, Malfoy Sneer, Beaver Teeth door, that not even Ginny's face could scare into moving. He hadn't eaten anything, but now he was ready to get out and eat.

Harry left the room, a trail of blood behind him as he went into the kitchen. Just that moment, Tonks burst into the room.

" OMG! Harry, you look so fuggin' sexy!" Tonks screeched.

He looked at himself. He was bony and his face sunk into itself, and he was wearing baggy clothes that covered his totally skinny body.

" I DIDN'T KNOW! Oh my god, I am sexy!"

Suddenly, Tonks walked straight into Harry, and despite having nothing to trip on, she coincedentally tripped and her and Harry, instead of landing side by side, somehow ended up looking like they were in a bad porn movie.

And soon, they were making out on the floor. And then Snape stepped in. Not even noticing the birth of his enemy's grandson on the floor, he walked and touched the fridge, and then mused aloud.

" Why the hell is it possible to even have muggle objects in this place that run on electricity if the Blacks hate muggles?"

Then he looked on the floor, at the hawt orgy. Then he gasped.

"I must tell the Dark Lord!"

And then, after eighteen chapters of drama and Harry telling Ginny that he was too smexy for her, he arrives at the Dark Lord's hideout.

" My lord, I am now here and Potter and Black's cousin are in teh love!"

Lord Voldemort looked up from his fun of sticking his 88 inch wand up Wormtail's ass. Withdrawing the large black magical, he brandished it like a sword, slashing it and flinging Wormtail's red hot cheeto shit in Snape's face, who licked it up.

" To Battle!"

Three chapters later, Harry had just charged in and killed every single death eater.

" Holy shit Potter." Voldemort exclaimed. " How the hell did you become stronger than the muggle loving fool in simply three months?"

Harry laughed.

" Cuz I'm half dark angel, a Super Saiyan, a tailed demon, and I read ' The guide to Dark Arts for Dummies', written by the strongest man in the world, twice!"

Voldemort's eyes fell out at Harry's awesomeness as a ring of fire surrounded him, his hair turned gold, his body turned very pale, and he grew fifty feet wings, which he somehow hid under his cloak.

And then, Harry used the strongest spell in the universe.

" REDUCTO!"

And he blew up all of Voldemort's mansion.

Without a scratch on him, he left, whistling a tune and wielding Voldemort's wand. When he got outside, Ginny slapped him.

"You dumbass!"

He beat the shit out of her.

" I'm Indy bitch! Don't mess wit mah powuh!"

Then Tonks slapped him.

"How dare you!"

He looked down sadly.