Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Neurotically Yours. If I did, Naruto would get a clue, Hinata would have a spine, and my sister would never stop hugging me.
Naruto: But she already does that.
Me: Get a clue, would ya?
Naruto: TT
Chapter 1: Emo-B-Gone!

Naruto: I've been doing some research, and I've discovered that your moments of manic emo-ness are caused by "inner demons".

Sasuke: We all have our inner demons.

Naruto: Not now. Kakashi, Lee and I have decided to cure you of your tormenting ailments through our secret Narutian cult Emo-B-Gone ritual. Lights!

Lee: Oh my yosh, gotta get the lights - click!

Darkness

Sasuke: What the-?

Naruto: Oooooh sacred Ramen spirit of the Narutian cult, cast the demons away that torment this dumb, dumb teme.

Sasuke: Hey!

Darkness lifts - Sasuke is chained to a table

Naruto: And now, for the sacred Narutian hand gesture.

Naruto puts on big hand shaped in a thumbs up reading 'Naruto Rules'

Naruto: Emo-B-Gone!

Naruto hits Sasuke

Sasuke: Ow!

Naruto: How to you feel?

Sasuke: Still depressed, and now aggravated

Naruto: Ah... Guess I have to try again. Emo-B-Gone!

Naruto hits Sasuke

Sasuke: AAAAAH!

6 hours later

Sasuke: Please, no more, I'll do anything...

Naruto: Emo-B-Gone!

Kakashi: I think it's hopeless...

Sasuke: Why do you hate me?

Kakashi: I don't think it's working...

Naruto: Nonsense - he just needs to be smacked harder, is all.

Naruto: Emo-B-Gone!

Sasuke: Aaargh!!!

Blood splatters

Naruto: How do you feel?

Sasuke: Well... I'm not depressed any more, just filled with a psychotic hatred for you three!

Naruto: Ha! Another success! All hail the power of the Narutian cult!

End

Sasuke: I'll show you inner demons!

Naruto: Hey - ow!

Kakashi: Stay away!

Lee: Ouch, please stop with the hurting and the evil of being emo!