Superman was flying around Metropolis when he seen the Flash running. "Oy! Yer a slewpoke!" shouted Superman to him. "Oh!" said the Flush, "That hurted my feeling!" Superman laghed. The Flash ranned away. Superman kept flying around the Metropolitan when he sawed Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman said hi. Souperman said "Hey, Wonder Woman! More like 'Wonder why you're still in the Justice League!' Seriously though, you're supposed to be strong and stuff, but you keep getting knocked out and defeated by our easiest enemies!" Superman rolled his eyes and Wonder Bread flew away crying.
Superman was bored, so in the air, he began masturbating. He thought of Lexy Lutheran and camed. Superman's Kryptonian sperms were so strong and alien was so alien that it flews onto the city below. His seeds flew and like a sinking missile found a whole bunch of peephole to insperminate. He made so many womens pregnate, and mens too. Superman flew to find Spiderman and putted him in a Chokehold. "Why is you here!?" he yelled, "Stop resisting!" And Spiderman screamed "I'm white! I'm white!" And Superman let him go, said "Oh, hey" and they high fived.
Superman asked him why he's here and Spudman said "to make the story more interesting" Supperman said, "wtf, who do you think you are, Deadpool?" Spoodermun said "yes" and ran away. Superman shrugged. Superman flew around and decided to go to his boyfriend's house. He flew into the dark dank city filled with memes. He flew into the Batcave, pushed Robin away – into a wall, with his super strength, maybe he killed him, who knows – and he dipped Alfred, and kissed him passionapely. "Gosh Golly! I've missed you, Al" he said. Alfred said "Me too, Master Kent."
They made out and grinded together and it was getting real sexy when Batman began kissing Superman's beautiful neck. "Man, I'm glad we're white," said Superman. "Me too, Master Kunt," Alfred said. Batman was grinding against Superman sezzily, who was grinding against Alfred gloriously, when Robin lickered Bateman's ear and said "Hey, I wanna join in too!" And Batman said, "Yeah, your tight outfit's really sexy." And they began having a foursome when Robing said "Wait, I forgot the candoms!" Superman said, "It's okay, Kryptonian babies are easy to take care of." Alfred said "Oh btws, I think I'm prego with your sexy babies." Batman said me too. And Superman laughed and said "Imma be a daddy!" Robin said "I don't wanna be a mom, I'm only 8." Batman said, "Maybe you'll be a good mom and actually stay alive." And they all laughed. The end.
