Chapter 1: Spanners in the Works

Before Kagura starts.

Dated This Chapter was posted: 16/5/14

Paring: Kagura x all the female cast of BlazBlue, well almost all of them.

Rated: T, Because if I chose M ,we all know where this would of went ..aaaaaannnnnd I don't want that!

Genre: Humour and Romance

Alright enough of this boring stuff and let's begin!


Kokonoe was in 'her' basement, working on various mechanical devices and different experiments. Although she was interrupted by a familiar voice, well his 'alluring' voice.

"Hay, Kokonoe. How's everything.. shaken?" Kagura appeared out of literally nowhere, slowly walking over to the professor.

"What the hell do you want now?" Kokonoe growled, as she borrowed her attention into her work, trying her best to block out Kagura's voice. Although that didn't stop him from coming closer.

"Don't be so cold to me, it's lonely. So... need any help, I can help in many 'ways' if you ...want me too, that is." Kagura purred into Kokonoe's ear, causing her to shiver.

"Ah!?...Back off!" She screeched, shoving Kagura away from her, while giving him the cat glare of doom.

"Come on, your probably stressed from all of the work that you've been over-loading yourself with. Why don't you have a break and relax... and come to my quarters with me~" Kagura purred once more, before having to dodge series of attacks from Kokonoe's tools and machinery.

"Whoa, easy tiger. Your stirring up the mood."

"Get the f*** out, Kagura!" Kokonoe roared with furry, as she threw more dangerous tools towards him, as he fled the basement.

Once he successfully made it out of the dungeon of the 'Mad Scientist', he stopped for air.

"My, *pant* someone seems tense... Well if she doesn't want my company, at the moment. Then I will give her a substituted for her to use, when she's by herself!" Kagura then without thinking anymore about his decision, he ran off towards his bedroom to go and work on his... project.


The next morning, Kagura braved himself to re-enter the basement of doom. Kokonoe was sitting on her computer chair, holding a cup of coffee in her left hand and a instruction manual in the right. Just as she looked up from the manual she happened to see Kagura walking in.

"Oh, why look, it's the sex offender. What brings you back to my lair?" She growled, before taking a sip at her coffee, only to spit it back out again.

"You know, you've been pretty stressed lately, so I wanted to a get a gift for you." Kagura replied as he walked closer, hiding something behind his back.

"A gift?" Kokonoe was surprised, she then set down the manual. Waiting for what Kagura had to offer her.

"Well you know sex is known to relief people for stress right?" Kokonoe raised an eyebrow, with a little grossed out look on her face. "So since your always busy down here and don't have time for any company lately, so I decided to 'make' you this!" Kagura proudly said, as he showed her 'present'.

The moment she saw the item her face filled with disgust. "The f*** is this s***?!" She snarled, giving Kagura the most demonizing glare ever.

"It's well, you already realise what is it." Kagura replied nervously as he handed her the 'adult item'.

"G-get the f*** out of here!" Kokonoe screamed, grabbing her Golden Tager X and launching various missiles towards Kagura. Although, thanks to Kagura's skills in fighting, he only just managed to dodge the attacks. Swinging his sword in a random pattern, deflecting what he can.

After minutes of deflecting the rockets and devices Kokonoe threw at him, he started getting exhausted. Although he failed to realise what Kokonoe threw towards his eyes.

"I hope you like hot coffee, you son of a bitch!" Kokonoe then threw her cup, just missing his sword as he swung it. The scolding hot liquid went straight into his eyes, burning him with immense pain.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Why? IT BURNS!" Kagura screeched, falling down onto the floor. Falling unconscious.

"Better learn your lesson, Kagura. Now, if you don't mind... I'll be using this!" Kokonoe said as she ran off with the item.


In a mystical room stuck out in the middle of the boundary. A room where you can do ALMOST anything you want.

A girl with light brown hair similar styled hair as to Izayoi sat in the room, writing away in her little note book.

Suddenly Kagura burst through the door, interrupting the girl in the middle of her thoughts. "Ah, ouch! Where is this- Oh hay ,babe!" Kagura said to the girl, as she looked up revealing her sky blue eyes, with a hint of neon glow in them.

The girl just looked at him blankly, not saying a word.

"Come on , babe. Don't be shy, I just- wait a minute.." Kagura looked closely at the girl. "Wait, Cosmo? Cosmo Camellia, is that you."

The girl smile as she walked over to Kagura, standing there just looking at him before...

"Hiya!" She then kicked Kagura in the... weak point.

"Yeah, it is you. I remember that kick!" Kagura said as he fell to the ground.

"Don't call me babe, Kagura!" She finally spoke.

"I-I'm going to see... Noel."

Cosmo then face palmed herself. "God, you never learn, do you."

Cosmo Camellia or A/N: Ok this was a random idea that I came up with while I was 'creating' another upcoming Fic, but hay stuff happens. Please, leave a review it really helps out. And I'll see you guys in the next chapter of whatever I make. Good night to you all.


Next, Chapter 2: Successful Love? Paring: Kagura x Noel.

"Better be successful." Kagura grumbled.

"Well it's up to you how this story goes." Cosmo replied.