Crazy Lady Slays Four!

Ying walked into a library looking for her l-o-v-e-r. She saw him behind a pile of books. She walked up to him smiling.

"Hi Chris, what is up?" she asked.

"Hi Ying what is up?" he asked back nervously.

"I just asked you that…" she said back.

"I'm sorry; I couldn't understand you with that FOB accent!" Chris replied. "Dammit I should have hid myself better…"

"I'm not a Fob! I am Sakura; champion of justice," she replied. "I will fight wrongs and destroy evil, but that doesn't mean you."

"That's…nice…" Chris replied. "How did you find me?"

"Well, I saw you walk to the library…" Ying explained.

"From where?" he asked.

"Your house…" she replied.

"So in other words, you are stalking me…" Chris said.

"I'm not stalking you…I'm just following you wherever you are going…" Ying replied. "By the way, what does stalking mean anyways…"

"Go to CHINA BITCH!" Satish popped out from nowhere.

"Aaaaaaah, I will kill you now," Ying said to satish. She took out a knife.

"Are you going to stick that into my dark places?" he asked.

"I was thinking it would be the other way around," Ying said seductively.

"Hell no," Satish said and walked away.

"But, but, you hugged me! Didn't that mean anything!" Ying yelled furiously still holding the knife.

"Look mommy, that crazy lady has a knife in her hand!" a little boy shriek walking pass.

"Now dear, don't point fingers at the mad, deranged, crazy, unstable lady," the mother said pushing the boy farther.

"Chris, honey!" Ying turned around and saw a missing person in an empty chair.

"Uh, m'am, you are not supposed to have knives in the library, I will have to confiscate that…" the librarian said.

"What? Confiscate? I'm sorry, I do not understand what that means," Ying replied to the lady. "I no speak English."

"I have to take the knife," the librarian said.

"No, my knife, it's mineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I bought it! It was expensive to! 1 dollar! Do you know how much that's worth!" she yelled.

Ying pushed the librarian and ran out the door in search of Chris.

She walked to the airport and went inside.

She went inside the airport and saw Matt and Chris and Derek standing at the gate area.

'oooooooo, I'm gonna get laaaaaaaid!' Ying thought to herself and touched her hair. 'No need, I'm beautiful enough,'

"OH MY GOD IT'S YING!" Matt shouted and the 3 started running.

"NO! WAIT! I LOVE YOU!" Ying shouted.

She chased the three down the airport carrying a knife trying to stab them.

"OFFICER! THERE'S A LADY TRYING TO STAB US! HELP!" Matt, Derek and Chris shouted.

An officer stopped Ying and took the knife.

"STOP! IT'S MY KNIFE! IT COST ME ONE DOLLAR! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT'S WORTH!" she shouted.

"100 cents?" Matt said.

"You know how much that's worth in China? 8 dollars!" Ying shouted.

"I'm going to have to have you come with me," the officer said.

"IMMIGRATION PAPERS OKAY!" Ying shouted as the officer took her down to the room.

Later…

"I'm sorry, you are an illegal immigrant, we are going to have to deport you," the officer said.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Ying shouted as she went on her flight to…Jamaica.

I guess the title of the story should actually be called Crazy Lady Almost Slays Four…

Next Chapter: Ying gets back to US and tries to seduce Matt….