Sadly I do not own the Avatar Gaang but I'm still asking Santa for them every year anyway.


The adventures of the Gaang in the Character Café

Chapter one: In which the gaang discuss the fans

Aang, Katara, Sokka, Toph and Zuko sat around the table, quite proud that they had somehow managed to sit in alphabetical order. They were in a Café for animated characters of all shapes and sizes, (creatively named the Character Café). It was the only place any of them were ever able to escape the demanding life of a cartoon character and just sit down with friends. They had become accustomed to sitting at the same table every night for a poorly made meal and a discussion of the world's many topics. This time the topic was the experiences they had with fans, a subject that the Avatar gaang had way to much knowledge of.

Sokka, the blabbermouth, was off in his own tale. It was obvious it was widely exaggerated but no one pretended to notice its slightly impossible situations and listened like the good angels they were.

"So, I was like running from this huge crowd of girls who were basically throwing themselves at me and asking saying that they would love to have my babies. And so I was running and ducked into this alleyway, and there was, like, Momo, chewing on a peach. I was like, 'Momo! Come on! Save me!' And Momo just nodded, grew about five times the size and a rode on his back into the sunset. And that's how I got out."

He ended on a proud note, with his chest puffed up and a smug grin on his face. He then ate a french fry in one bite as to confirm his self-proclaimed awesomeness.

"Sure you weren't on Cactus juice again?" Toph asked, raising an eyebrow. She then reached down to pick up her hamburger, scrambling around a bit until her fingers finally caught hold of it.

"No I was not." Sokka protested but them contradicted himself by mumbling, "Then again . . ."

"What I want to know is why fan girls keep finding us." Zuko declared, "It's getting kinda of annoying."

Katara just stared at him with a "like really?" face and replied, " Are you serious? You have a giant scar on your face; Aang has these blue arrows tattooed on his forehead like a big fangirl attraction sign and never minding the fact that we have this black stuff outlining us!"

Sokka spread his hand out in front of him, examining the black lines that made up the shape of his hand. A curious look was on his face as he muttered, "Why do we have that stuff anyway?"

Toph looked blindly at what she thought was her hands, waving them in front of her face as she said loudly, "We have lines?"

Then Aang, who really wasn't paying attention to any of the conversation, butted in with a, "Lines? Like in the show lines? Wait . . . Are we supposed to have lines for this?! I didn't prepare! And what if there's a math test and-"

"No, just forget I said anything okay Sweetie?" Katara reassured him, patting his shoulder and smiling kindly as Aang began to calm down. She then arched her neck so she was looking at Sokka and called nervously,

"Hey! What about those fans huh?"She practically was begging for someone to take her up on her offer.

The Firelord came to her rescue.

"I really don't understand the attractiveness of us. What makes them want to do all these horrid things to us whenever we step outside?" Zuko asked.

"You're just full of questions today huh Sparky?" Toph commented, stealing one of the Fire Lord's fries.

"Hey!" Zuko snapped, and made a desperate attempt to retrieve his stolen food. Toph just laughed and shoved the fry in her mouth happily. He harrumphed and placed his hands over his food, holding onto the stupid idea that he could protect his fries from the greatest earth bender in the world with a simple hand covering.

"Look the answers simple. " Sokka began, " The fans already have no life and when come around we're supposed to fill that void, so they violently attack us to fill up their empty, pathetic lives."

"Don't be mean Sokka," Katara scolded him, "I'm pretty sure some of them have lives. " Then she tacked on, "I hope."

"All I'm saying if someone draws you and me in some sort of make out position one more time I'm going to have to turn someone into ashes. " Zuko said, raising his hands and not particularly sure who he was directing his comment at.

Apparently what Zuko said brought on some bad memories for the team and they all shook themselves in disgust. Fans got awfully creative when they were drawing.

"Then never check out the internet." Aang warned, "I learned that the hard way." He shuddered and stared evilly at the ad for a laptop playing on the T.V in the restaurant's corner. To put it simply he discovered Zutara and what sex was in the same day.

"No worries Twinkle Toes, " Toph said, "I'm pretty sure were not supposed to know what the internet is and if this so called internet exists, I won't be able to see it anyway." She then pointed to her eyes.

"Sorry." Aang apologized. Toph just nodded and grinned.

"Yeah, I saw the internet once," Sokka said, sighing, " It's a dark . . . dark . . . dark place."

"What are you talking about?" Katara demanded, "Just last week you were typing erotic fanfictions! I showed them to Suki and she told me to tell you that it was never gonna happen." Then the waterbender smiled smugly, feeling quite confidant as Sokka's face turned beet red and he went to stuffing himself .

Toph gave a hoot and started to tease, "Ha ha! Sokka won't get any loving tonight!"

Now Aang, the prude of the group started to blush just as much as Sokka was and muttered, "Can we please change the subject away from this?"

" Got anything better to talk about?" Toph asked defiantly.

Aang paused for a moment, "Well . . . There was this girl . . . or was it a guy? Well anyway she walked up to me when I was getting food for Appa and she-"

Then his eyes fell on Katara and he started to tell a lie. " Um . . . and she gave me a . . . a . . . pen, yeah that's it! A pen! For . . . my art lessons!"

He smiled nervously and started to drum his fingers on the table. He didn't meet Katara in the eye, who was staring at him oddly with pursed lips. Sokka snorted, his blush gone. Toph was laughing her head off, even stopping to pounding her fists on the table, ensuring Aang got a new rosy new shade of pink on his cheeks. Zuko on the other hand looked like he was deep in thought, not even paying attention to what was going on, just eating his food with a half there expression.

"I wonder . . ." He began, "If there's someone out there, writing a fanfic of us this very minute for a whole community of fans to read or scoff at. And what if others are taking our free will right from underneath us, torturing us like their slaves right now and not feeling an ounce of quilt."

Then there was silence. The gang just stared at Zuko, eyes brows raised. No noises came from them. All they did was stare, and Zuko stared back. Then finally, Katara raised her hand and scoffed,

"Don't be ridiculous Zuko." Then she raised her hand higher and called out, "Check please!"

-Rosie

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