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A Ghost Story

"Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody MARY!" I scream.

"Varon it's just a stupid story." Amelda informs me.

"No it's not, Ami, its true!" I reply.

"For Pete's sake Varon, alright. I'll try and summon one and prove you wrong. De plus sombres abîmes de désespoir matin et les larmes des âmes démon, je te convoquer Raphaël gardien de l'obscurité." Amelda chants.

A white light fills the room as a broad figure appears.

"What were ya saying babe?"

"Ghosts are real."

"Tha's what I thought."

"WHAT DO YOU WANT? I WAS ASLEEP!" The figure shouts.

"Bloody 'ell, you're a ghost, mate! Amelda summoned ya!" I scream.

"LET ME SLEEP WOMAN!" 'E yells out Amelda.

"I AM NOT A WOMAN!" Amelda shrieks while punchin' the lights out of the moron.

"So you're a ghost."I say.

"Yes."He replies.

"What's ya name sweetheart?" I ask.

"Raphael." 'E deadpans.

"Oh. Are you a serial killer clown with hook hands?" I ask.

"That is the stupidest thing anyone has ever asked me." Raphael deadpans.

"Yeah, he's a moron." Amelda says.

"I noticed." Raphael says.

Dartz walks in takes a look at the ghost an' walks out.

"So what did ya do to stay 'roun' 'ere?" I ask Raphael.

"Fell down some stairs while carrying my cat." He replies.

"So you're a lame ghost then?" I innocently ask.

"I'm leaving now."

And with that the ghost left. Yep that's my story guess Ami and Dartzy's 'alloween stories go next.

Varon stop breaking the fourth wall before I do something rash.

Kay.