Title: The Process of Fornication
By: Wingweaver
Disclaimer: I wish they were mine...
Author's notes: Chapter's short and I hope it's good enough for you guys to waste your precious time on and for once I have a good title!
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Chapter 1
(Buffy's Pov)
I, Buffy Anne Summers, the strongest and longest living slayer, have a very important confession to make:
I'm in love with a girl named: Faith Lehane.
I know. Your shocked. Your probably saying to yourself. "What?! The Buffy Anne Summers widely known as 'The Slayer'?! The Buffy, who defeated the Judge with a rocket launcher? The Buffy, who faced the Master and defeated the Hellgod Glory?! Is in love with a girl?! A girl named Faith? And she has a surname?!"
Yes, yes, yes, yes and yes, she has a surname. Everybody has a surname… well except for Madonna and Cher. Right?
Anyway, some of you may have thought that it would be me and Angel (or maybe even Riley), but a vampire and a slayer? Together? There are certain things in this world that just won't mix. Like oil and water. Cobras and mongooses. Lit cigarettes and barrels of dynamite. Beer and Buffy—trust me I know that from experience.
I know Faith and I haven't been the best of friends in the past but now we're doing fine on the friendship thing. Angel had sent her here in Sunnydale to help us out with Glory, at first we were wary of her presence—especially me. We always expect her to go psycho on us and kill us in one swift motion or maybe do what she did three years ago: betraying us, taking sides with the bad guy, hurting my friends, my family and especially me. But instead of doing those things she did the very opposite of them. She saved: Dawn, my friends, the world and me. Yes me! Buffy! She saved me! Yep, Faith is officially my knight in shining armor or rather in skin tight leather pants that I want off of her.
Tonight we're gonna go Bronzing with the gang and I wanna look good for Faith, good enough to eat that is. And this piece of slayer booty is for Faith and Faith only.
Faith will be mine soon, very soon. Cue in evil laughter and music. (me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!)
End of Chapter…
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Author's notes: Please I beg of you, read and review!!
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