Pregnant With Malfoy?

By: Wonderfall


Harry walked into his house, Hazelton Haunt. It was a comfortable, warm house that sat proudly at the top of a hill. Despite the name, the house was homey and welcoming. He hung his work robes up in the closet and took his boots off and set them by the door.

Stretching and yawning a bit, he called out, "Hey Ginny! I'm home." And walked lazily past the staircase on his right and down the hallway towards his orange colored kitchen. "Ginny?"

Walking to said kitchen, he pulled out his wand and gently rapped on the water tap, getting himself a glass of water. Hearing someone walk into the room through the side entrance, he said out loud. "Work was hell."

But upon turning and looking to greet his wife properly, he saw a man instead. He had bright red hair and freckles. The man looked similar to his best friend, Ron Weasley, but his dominate features were different. He was wearing white colored robes, like ones of a healer.

"Who are you?" Harry asked timidly, pointing his wand toward the stranger.

"I am a healer at St. Mungo's." He said with a thick accent. "You may want to come with me. It's about your wife."

Fear washed over Harry and he dropped his wand on the ground as he sprinted up to the healer and followed him to his bedroom. Ginny was laying there, crying and holding her stomach.

"Ginny?? What's going on?" Harry rushed to her side of the bed and took her in his arms. "What's happened?"

"I couldn't help it! I'm so sorry, Harry! It's not my fault he installed a swing and we did things to each other that you wouldn't do and things just got so out of hand, literally, out of HANDS." She cried out in a quick, raspy yell.

"Swing? What??? I don't understand. What do you mean?"

"We had SEX. It was everywhere!!! On the couch! On the floor! In the shower! On the swwiiinnnnggg!!!!""

"What??? Who??? What??? I'm so confused!" Harry yelped, looking at his wife.

"And now I'm PREGNANT!!!" Ginny hiccuped.

"Pre-pregnant???" Harry stuttered.

"With Draco Maaalfoy's SPAWN!!!!!!!" Her voice cracking. She was still crying uncontrollably.

Harry started making incoherent sounds. Ginny pregnant? With Malfoy's child? What was happening?!

It wasn't until he heard loud laughing from behind him that he saw Hermione and Ron on the floor, rolling around, laughing hysterically.

"Oh, Harry!" Ginny said jumping on him from the bed and wrapping her arms around his neck. "April Fool's."

"Wait... about being pregnant or Malfoy?!"

"Which do you think?" She winked at him.


Author's Note: This has probably be done before, but I don't care. I thought it was funny. :D

I own nothing by the way, just the urge to write about Harry being confused. That's always fun!