Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto...if I did the world would end ;)

Summary: The guys thought they owned the school. They had it all; girls, money, and popularity. Too bad for them that the universe had a different plan.

Chapter 1: And there goes my day

"OMG! IT'S THEEEEEM!"

"SASUKE! I LOVE YOU!"

"SHIKAMARU! MARRY MEEEEE!"

"NEJI! I MADE YOU LUNCH, MY LOVE!"

"NARUTO! I WANNA RAPE YOU!"

At that shout all four guys cringed and ran like hell. They quickly made their way to their lockers. The first boy had the whole dark and mysterious thing going for him. He had pale skin, deep dark eyes, and blue-black hair...that was shaped like a chickens ass. He wore a dark blue T-shirt, black jeans, and some black Etnies to complete his 'look.'

The second boy had the 'lazy-ass' look goin' on. He had lightly tanned skin, dark, sharp eyes, and hair in a ponytail shaped as a pineapple. His green T-shirt and brown board shorts were wrinkled as a testament to his laziness. He also wore Etnies except his were green.

The third male look a little feminine with his fair skin, light pearl eyes, and long brown hair. However, his cold expression would make ice jealous. His white shirt and khaki shorts were neatly pressed and his simple white sneakers were spotless. His whole demeanor screamed no nonsense ice cube.

The last guy looked like the sunshine of the group. His tan skin, bright blonde hair, and impossibly blue eyes was a definite contrast of the others. He wore an orange T-shirt and black board shorts with orange converse. His smile brought out the whisker scars-turned-tattoos.

The guys grabbed their books and were headed to homeroom when Naruto struck up a conversation.

"I heard we were getting new students! I think they're supposed to be girls. Do you think they'll be like all the others?"

Three pairs of eyes rolled at Naruto's question. "Girls are pretty much the same, no matter how you look at it, Dobe. Their heads are so empty that they can only handle one task at a time and they're only good at one thing," Sasuke answered.

Neji and Shikamaru nodded while Naruto just shrugged. They made it to class and walked to their seats in the back left corner. When the bell rang Kakashi walked into class to find all of his students staring at him suspiciously. He sighed and said, "It really is me. I have to be here when Shizune shows up with the new students."

The class accepted this explanation and began to happily chatter about the new students.

Naruto turned to look at the guys on his left. "Guys, we are so screwed if these new kids are chicks and are like the others!"

Neji looked at him blankly and said, "And why is that, idiot?"

Naruto glared at him and said, "Because they'll be sitting behind us."

Sasuke, Shikamaru, and Neji looked shocked for a moment then turned to look at the only empty seats in the class. Directly behind them. All of them groaned one word simultaneously.

"Shit."

A knock sounded loudly and the class went dead silent. All eyes were on the door as Kakashi answered it to see Shizune. She grinned at him, looked behind her and said, "Here we are girls!" in a cheery voice. She moved out of the way as four girls filed into the room. They stood at the front of the room with all eyes on them, studying them.

The first girl to walk in had beautiful pale blonde hair and light blue eyes outlined in thick black eyeliner. She wore a deep purple corset-like top and a black fluffy skirt that ended at mid-thigh. She had knee high black lace up boots to complete her outfit. She had a blank look on that boarded on creepy.

The second girl had bright, bubblegum pink hair and emerald eyes also outlined in thick eyeliner. She wore a black, long sleeved, off-the-shoulder shirt with a emerald green tank top over it and dark blue jeans. Only a small bit of her black Etnies were visible. She stood, staring back at the class, blowing large bubbles with her gum.

A brown haired girl followed with a scowl on her face. Her brown eyes sparked with anger and her equally brown hair was in two buns that seemed to be held together by sharp throwing needles. She wore a green tank top with army cargo shorts and black army boots left untied. Her hands from her knuckles to her wrists were wrapped in bandages that looked well worn. She kept mumbling to the last girl who just rolled her eyes.

The last girl was the shortest in the group. She had pearl eyes and blue hair. She wore a black and white striped shirt with a blue chibi skeleton on it and a black skirt that went to mid-thigh. She had black and white striped thigh-high stockings and blue high top converse. She looked too innocent to be amongst the other girls in the group.

The class stared like the girls in front of them were aliens until Kakashi cleared his throat. "Would you girls like to introduce yourselves?"

The girls looked at each other before saying anything. The blonde spoke up first.

"Hiya! I'm Ino! If you mess with me, I'll fuck you up," she said with a smile on her face the entire time.

Next up was the pink haired girl and she looked bored as hell.

"Hey. Name's Sakura. Don't fuck with me." She popped a bubble at the end of her sentence, making the students flinch a little.

When the brown haired girl stepped up everyone gulped. She looked like the meanest of the bunch.

"My name's Tenten. I hate you all so, if you mess with me or my friends you'll be meeting Kami."

When it was the last girls' turn everyone sighed in relief. She looked like the nicest so her intro couldn't be as bad as the others. Nobody noticed all the blood disappearing from Neji's face.

"My name's Hinata. And I agree wholeheartedly with my friends. But if I find out you're screwing around with me or my friends, you'll wish you were in hell because unlike the devil, I won't show mercy."

At the end of her introduction everyone paled and gulped. Kakashi shifted uncomfortably and told them where their seats were. When the girls passed the boys Hinata's eyes locked onto Neji's. When she saw him squirm in his seat and sweat nervously she gave him a sadistic looking grin. When the other girls saw this they also gave him a grin. When the girls sat down the brown haired one, Tenten, leaned up and whispered in his ear.

"You know, your kinda cute. Too bad we're gonna have to make your life hell."

The other guys heard this and wondered just what did Neji do to piss them off already.