A dark cloud loomed overhead. The older man looked up, "Shit.."

"What's wrong Colonial?" The Blonde asked.

"What do you mean what's wrong," Roy said in a slightly louder tone. "It's Frickin' RAINING."

Ed flinched as Roy yelled, and displayed a slightly hurt and frightened look. Roy looked down at him and sighed. "Sorry Edward,"

Roy scruffled Ed's hair alittle, "C'mon chibi, let's get to work." Ed snapped back to reality at the insult.

"WHO YOU CALLING SO SMALL HE COULD DROWN IN A RAINDROP!!!"

The colonial took Edward's hand in his and started walking. "Let's go."

Riza had just walked in the door as Roy was signing papers.

He looked up from his work, aknowledging Riza but still absentmindedly signing papers that spoke of tax increases and the right to wear a chicken suit to work.

"Colonial, you've been doing that for hours.." Roy looked at her quizzicly.

"Only because you pointed a gun at my crotch!!" He shouted.

"If you don't want it to happen again, you will go home. You need a vacation."

"Vacation?" He scoffed. "I don't need a vacation, you just want me to leave so you can continue screwing Havoc on my desk."

Riza's face turned bright red.

"I-I told you that w-we were just cuddling! That's all!"

"Mm-hmm, ok Hawkeye, I'll go. But I'll be in here with a black-light upon my return. So clean up good."

"GOODBYE Sir." She shouted.

Edward was trying to figure how to fit his favorite toy(Hey, he's still a kid inside) into that stupid suitcase.

He was 19, and the teen part was thorughly pissed at the suitcase,

While the nine part was having a temper tantrum because his toy wouldn't fit.

Roy came in asking what all the fuss was about, when said toy went flying past his head and smashed into a million pieces.

"Well, at least now it'll fit." He said smirking.

"Shut up..." Ed stated calmly. He got up and grabbed Roy's collar pulling the older one into a kiss.

Roy complied, happily letting the younger tongue explore.

He opened his mouth a little more, so Ed could go deeper.

Roy began to moan slightly, and Edward yanked away, only for a second, to toss the colonial onto his bed.

Ed looked into the man's eyes with his lust-glazed own. "... And sleep with me."