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Lelouch Lamperouge was watching a TV show about the history of garbage cans and was eating a expired bag of cookies. Lelouch said "I like that I get to goof off for the rest of the week."
C. C. replied "I'm sorry sweetie, but we have a event to go to later this week."
Lelouch asked "What's it about?"
C. C. answered "Your family reunion."
Lelouch stubbornly said "We can't go to that event."
C. C. replied "But Marianne keeps bothering me about it."
Lelouch said "Family reunions are miserable and boring experiences. I've avoided family reunions for the last eight years."
C. C. replied "But we need to go to it. Marianne pressured me into agreeing to go."
Lelouch sighed and asked "Why did you have to become friends with her?"
C. C. said "Well she's your mommy which means that she'll be my mommy someday." C. C. blushed and said "I shouldn't of said that."
Lelouch replied "Having Charles and Marianne as parents is a honor that you should avoid."
C. C. replied "Charles told me that you wouldn't be included in the will if you don't start going to the family reunions."
Lelouch angrily said "Emperor Charles seems to always have a sneaky plan to get me to agree to his cruel and unappealing plans."
C. C. replied "Family reunions aren't that evil. It's a good way to celebrate being a family."
Lelouch said "My family is more like a group of greedy rivals than a sweet family. If Schneizel shows up to the reunion he could attack me with one of his master plans."
C. C. replied "You should give family reunions another chance my sweet Lelouch."
Lelouch sighed and said "I'll go to this one. You're lucky that I love you enough to agree to go this silly event. Actually you're not lucky considering how awful these events are."
A few days later Lelouch and C. C. went to the Emperor and Empress' palace. Lelouch said "This place is too fancy. It grosses me out."
C. C. replied "But you used to live here."
Lelouch said "Well when I lived here it was much more chaotic and messy. There was garbage littered on every single step. The garbage guy was proud of how much I used garbage, but he considered me an enemy due to how much extra garbage he had to clean up."
The garbage guy walked up to Lelouch and said "The kingdom's been much different without you Lelouch. It's cleaner, but I missed your random antics."
Emperor Charles grumpily said "Greetings Lelouch. Welcome to the family reunion."
Lelouch responded "You don't seem that excited about me coming here today."
Emperor Charles said "These events are much more peaceful without you. Plus I was hoping that you skipping this stuff would be a good excuse for me to kick you off the will."
Lelouch proudly said "I'm going to be very high up on the will."
Emperor Charles angrily said "Sit down and don't enjoy the meal."
Lelouch asked "Am I allowed to eat it?"
Emperor Charles said "Yes, but I don't want you to enjoy any of it."
Empress Marianne smiled and said "Welcome to the reunion Lelouch and my future daughter."
C. C. angrily said "You're not supposed to call me that. It embarrasses me everytime."
Empress Marianne replied "You and Lelouch need to start planning a wedding date for yourselves."
Lelouch said "Me and C. C. aren't engaged and we probably won't get engaged anytime soon."
C. C. whispered "That's disappointing."
Prince Schneizel sat down at the table and said "It's about time that you came to the family reunion Lelouch."
Lelouch angrily replied "The family reunions that our family has aren't great at all. This family doesn't love each other. In fact the Emperor is my arch enemy."
Schneizel said "I'm a little offended by that Lelouch. I think that all the times I tied to mess with your life has helped me earn a higher spot on the list of arch enemies."
Lelouch angrily said "You're my worst sibling."
Schneizel smiled and replied "Your insults are like charming words of hatred. I'm quite the eccentric so I enjoy being mocked by fools like you."
C. C. tried to calm down Lelouch by saying "Lets not focus on how much you hate your brother. Are you enjoying your meal?"
Lelouch said "I want to enjoy my meal, but the Emperor won't let me like it."
Charles responded "You must hate your meal!"
Marianne said "C. C., I was wedding dress shopping for you and I found the perfect dress for you. It's cool, unique, and cute which is what you constantly act like."
C. C. replied "Me and Lelouch aren't going to tie the knot anytime soon."
Lelouch said "But we might buy shoelaces. There was a good sale so I'm tempted to buy a gallon of shoelaces."
Charles replied "Shoelaces don't come in gallons!"
Lelouch said "That's a very mundane thing to scream about."
Princess Cornelia finally arrived and said "I'm sorry that I came later than I was supposed to."
Lelouch responded "Cornelia's a lot lazier than people give her credit for. Even these essential family reunions aren't enough to get her to come here on time. I'm ashamed of how she acted today."
Cornelia said "I was busy fighting in a battle. I saved dozens of lives."
Lelouch replied "Then I'm sorry for being ashamed of you."
Cornelia said "You're the prince of immaturity Lelouch. You usually don't even come to these events."
Lelouch replied "I was excited about skipping this pointless event, but my girlfriend pressured me into coming here today."
Cornelia asked "Somebody actually agreed to start dating you?"
Lelouch proudly said "Yes." Lelouch pointed to C. C. and said "That's my girlfriend. She's the coolest girl ever."
C. C. said "U,m it's nice to meet you Princess Cornelia. Lelouch has said a few questionable things about you. I don't feel like telling you the details, because he called you a lot of synonyms for evil."
Lelouch was getting bored so he started dancing with the dinner table. He accidentally threw the dinner table into a wall. The dinner table broke apart and various pieces of it fell on the stairs. The garbage guy looked at the broken table pieces on the stairs which reminded him of the pieces of garbage that Lelouch used to leave on every stair.
Charles said "Thankfully we still have our chairs, but Lelouch destroyed the table and the meal."
Lelouch replied "I won't miss the meal since I wasn't allowed to enjoy it."
Cornelia said "Lelouch should be banned from our family reunions."
Schneizel replied "I agree with her about that."
Charles said "Lelouch is the worst member of my family."
C. C. replied "You can ban Lelouch from all of your future family reunions. It won't make him that mad. In fact he's a better person than the rest of you. Although Lelouch is really immature and makes a lot of mistakes he's also a kind hearted, sweet, heroic, awesome, handsome, and cute gentleman that I love with all my heart."
Marianne said "That was a perfect speech. You should say it at the wedding."
Lelouch said "When C. C. and I pick a wedding date we won't tell you, until it comes to the time for you to start paying for most of the stuff."
Lelouch and C. C. walked out. Lelouch said "I'm glad that I don't have to go to this silly and wacky family reunions anymore."
C. C. replied "I'm glad that you're thinking about our future wedding day."
Lelouch blushed and said "I haven't thought about it. I had to mention it to troll my family. It was just a random thought. I get easily distracted by stuff and I feel like changing the subject by doing something useful."
The garbage guy handed Lelouch a bag and said "I know that you love gross leftovers so I bagged up all of the food that fell on the dinner table."
Lelouch replied "This'll taste great." Lelouch did a victory dance.
