(A/N)
A tune to the song "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Its a bit wrong- as far as the fact that there's an extra verse.
But anyrate- Hope you like.

Bella the Human Cullen

Carlisle... and Esme... and Alice... and Jasper
Emmett and Rosie... and Edward the loner...

But do you recall
The most famous
Cullen of all...?

Bella the human Cullen
Married into the large clan
(Married Edward!)
She wasn't dead or dying
But stole the heart of said dead man
(Edward Cullen!)

Then one eerie sunny day
Italy, exact
Voturi said change the girl
Change her soon and they'll check back

Bella the "mind freak" Cullen
Had a very special gift
(That pissed off Edward)
If you could control brainwaves
She could stop you doing this !
(Ha-ha-Jane)

All of the other vampires
Were happy to see her changed
Excluding, of course, Edward
But lets face it, the boy's deranged.

But lets face it, the boy's deranged...!