Lincoln: guys I don't know if I can do this

Luna: don't worry bro you'll do just fine

Lucy: hu Lincoln just in case if you faint here

Lincoln: thanks come on Clyde rocky and rusty

3: yes

Adduicance: Lincoln loud Lincoln

Pink: ladies and gentlemen give it up for LINCOLN RC

ADDIUNCE: yeah wooooo

Lincoln: so ya thought ya might like to go to the show to feel that warm thrill confusion that space cadet glow I've got some bad news for you sunshine Lincoln isn't well he stayed back at the hotel and they sent us along as a surrogate band were gonna find out where your fans really stand are there any queers in the theater tonight get them up against the wall

Lynn lori Lisa lily: against the wall

Lincoln: there's one in the spotlight he don't look right to me! Get him up against the wall that one looks Jewish!

Rusty rocky: come on let's go

Lincoln: and that one is a coon! Who let all of his riff-raff into the room there's one smoking a joint! And anouther with spots if I had my way I'll have all of you a shot.

Addiunce: woooh yeah yeah woooh ah ha ha ha yeah

Lincoln: thank you

Lucy: boy Lincoln you did it

Luan:where proud of you really proud

Lincoln: thanks come on let's go home

Pink: wo you have one more song

All: ahhh

The end