Vampire Mountain has recently attained computers! And, somehow in a cave in the middle of nowhere so have Steve and Gannen.

Darren = xHalf_Vampirex
Larten = Fight_Or_Die
Vancha = The_Greatest_Prince
Steve = All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord
Gannen = Gannen_Harst

xHalf_Vampirex has signed in

Fight_Or_Die has signed in

xHalf_Vampirex: Hi Mr. Crepsley! Where are you?

Fight_Or_Die: Right down the hall from you, Darren….

xHalf_Vampirex: Oh, right!

All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord has signed in

All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord: I'LL KILLLLLLLL YOUUUUUUUUU!

xHalf_Vampirex :… Steve? How did you get access to the Vampire Mountain Secret Chat-room?

All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord: I know everythinggggggg!

Fight_Or_Die: Probably hacked into the system…. *mutters under breath*

All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord: So what if I did, Creepy Crespsley? Just goes to show how smart I am! Since when did vampire mountain get computers? Aren't all those stuffy princes
against technology?

xHalf_Vampirex: *glares* No.

Gannen_Harst has signed in

Gannen_Harst: You haven't given out our location, have you Steve?

All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord: What do you think I am, stupid?

Gannen_Harst: Well judging from how you microwaved the toast this morning instead of toasted it and then put ice cream on it instead of butter….

All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord: *glares* I meant to do that!

Gannen_Harst: ….

The_Greatest_Prince has signed on

xHalf_Vampirex: Yo Vancha!

Fight_Or_Die: How was your trip, Sire?

The_Greatest_Prince: dj4u3ir943rjej98q32!l40f8r43jru8~3k892u4

Gannen_Harst: Hello, brother.

All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord: oh great, another dumb prince….

The_Greatest_Prince: dj438jr90id389eure89wlr3

Fight_Or_Die: I think he needs help learning how to use the computer… I'll go help him. Goodbye.

Fight_Or_Die has signed off

All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord: …it's raining brussel sprouts…

Gannen_Harst: Well you still have to eat the ones for dinner tonight

All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord: …

Gannen_Harst: You want to grow stronger don't you? If you don't eat your brussel sprouts you'll be a puny Vampaneze Lord and the vampires will destroy you

xHalf_Vampirex: Awww, Steve needs to be reminded to eat his vegetables…. And poor Stevey-poo doesn't like vegetables… how cute!

All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord: I hate you Gannen -_-

The_Greatest_Prince: All hail to me!

All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord: Oh look, the genius finally figured out how to use the computer… Hail to ME!

The_Greatest_Prince: Me!

All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord: ME!

Gannen_Harst: Good grief….

All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord: ME ME ME! OH LOOK! THE VAMPANEZE ICE CREAM TRUCK IS 23.73 MILES WEST OF VAMPIRE MOUNTAIN WHICH IS RIGHT OUTSIDE OUR CAVE, GANNEN! I WANT SOME ICE CREAM!

Gannen_Harst: You need to eat your vegetables first…. DAMMIT STEVE! YOU JUST TOLD THE VAMPIRES WHERE WE ARE!

All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord: ICE CREAM!

All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord has signed off

Gannen_Harst has signed off

xHalf_Vampirex: … I KNOW WHERE THE VAMPANEZE LORD IS! LET'S GO KICK SO VAMPANEZE BUTT, VANCHA!

xHalf_Vampirex has signed off

The_Greatest_Prince: ME!

The_Greatest_Prince: ME ME ME!

xHalf_Vampirex has signed on

xHalf_Vampirex: Err… Vancha? Come on! You DO know how to sign off, don't you?

The_Greatest_Prince: ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!

xHalf_Vampirex: *sighs*

xHalf_Vampirex has signed off

The_Greatest_Prince: !