The Real Inuyasha Continued

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the copywritten stuff in here, including "InuYasha" which kind of sucks; but I'll bet every big fan said that at some point.

Part #1

A few hours after Sesshomaru kidnapped Kagome on his flying cloud, she was still screaming as if it had just happened. "Shut up you stupid, annoying, wench," Sesshy shouted at her. Kagome slapped him and said, "You saved me and you called me a wench?! That's not...Oh my God! I just realized...You saved me!" "You are the queen of bakas," Sesshomaru said emotionless. "But, I like you," he thought afterward. Kagome hugged him, but then quickly pulled away and blushed. No matter what kind of dirty thoughts passed through his mind after that, he still kept a straight face. When they arrived at Lord Sesshomaru's castle in the western lands, he took her to a huge hospital-like room; to bandage her up, giving some other demons (who gave her creepy looks) threatening looks on the way. "Why did you save me," Kagome questioned a few min. later. "Just let me heal you, wench. Oops (accidentally pokes her with his poison claws)!" Kagome screamed in agony. Sesshomaru quickly pulled his claws out of her butt. "Don't worry, it's not enough to kill you," he assured. That calmed her down.

Kagome bothered Sesshomaru with her question all day. Meanwhile, Inuyasha, Tia, and the rest of the gang including Shippo; who joined us after he figured out about Kagome; continued our demon hunting expedition. Apparently, something weird was attacking a small village. Or so Inuyasha smelled. When we got there we all screamed, "What the hell," even Shippo; who appears to be about five years old. There was a bunch of little, posessed, red-eyed kids; sitting around a demonic, yellow, bear in a red t-shirt! The parents of the toddlers told us in worried voices, "A demon brainwashed our children with stupidity!" Somebody else also told us that his name was, Poohzilla (which pretty much would be an anime version of Winnie the Pooh if there ever was one). "I always wanted to do this," Tia shouted as she drew a sword that Sango gave her and trained her with. She made an "x" with the blade, swiftly slicing him into five pieces! As his body parts flew, Inuyasha caught his jewel-shard-embedded head. Then, all the children returned to normal after Inuyasha dug the jewel shards out and added them to the ones he stole from Kagome while sleeping. Later on, something else jumped out at us!

It was called, Psycho Red Ape (Elmo from "Sesame Street," only with a pink swimsuit)! Inuyasha's group was wandering around in his forest, with Myoga the flea; who told us about the demon then ran off after seeing it. Psycho Red Ape started throwing fish crackers at us and screaming like a woman! Inuyasha tried killing it with Iron Reaper, but unfortunately it didn't die! Then, Tia tried to kill it with her weapon which didn't work either! She asked Shippo to use his fox fire on him. "(whimpers) Psycho Red Ape scares me! (hides behind her)" Sango finally chopped his head off with her giant boomerang! The rest of the group cheered for her. "You couldn't suck him up with your wind tunnel," Sango angrilly asked Miroku. "I was too busy throwing up on a count of, Psycho Red Ape was wearing a bikini! Plus, the last creature was half naked with no sign of whether it was male or female! It made me sick," Miroku shouted back. "Out of all the nasty things I've seen in my life...that scared me the most," Inuyasha added. "That's ok, you never went against a demon who didn't die right after you killed it before. Everybody was scared of that," Tia replied as she squeezed Inu's hands. They all agreed with her as the group left. After that, they all took a joyride on Sango's pet demon cat, Kirara; which was fun.

Meanwhile at Sesshomaru's place that evening, Kagome asked him why he saved her again. After many lame excuses throughout the day, he finally said annoyed, "Alright, I'll tell you!" They were both sitting on chairs in a room, which looked gothic and cool like the rest of his house; except his bedroom, which was a shrine dedicated to Kagome. He never told anybody about that. Anyway, he told her, "I saved you because...I love you. I always have secretly, ever since I saw you with (shudders in disgust) my brother." "What?! But, I thought you hated humans," Kagome replied in shock. "I made an exception for you. You are too beautiful for Inuyasha. He is a baka for rejecting you," Sesshomaru said to her (finally smiling). "I didn't like that girl he chose over me, and you are right. Besides, I've always wanted to stroke that fluffy of yours (growls flirtatiously). Oops, did I say that out loud?" Sesshomaru looked as if he was enjoying hearing this, as Kagome told him about how she secretly admired him; even when he was fighting her other man, Inuyasha. And then, they told each other about their fantasies...even the x-rated ones. Then after they kissed multiple times, he asked, "Lady Higurashi, do you have any other lovers?" "How did you know my last name is Higurashi? And yes I do have other men, Lord Sesshomaru. There's my ex, Inuyasha, whom I still think is handsome. Koga, another demon who has kidnapped me a couple times, which I secretly liked. Hojo, my high school sweetheart, who's a human; and Miroku, who's also a human. He's hot even though he's a perverted monk," Kagome replied dreamily. Later, Sesshomaru ordered some demon henchmen to kill the list of guys who are into Kagome! He wanted her all to himself! Kagome was in his room, trying on wedding kimonos at the time; so she didn't hear him. Fortunately, they all got away safely. But the dumb demons told their lord that, they were dead; so they wouldn't have to face his wrath. "Good, now I don't have any competitors," Sesshomaru stated.

A few hours later, Inuyasha and his group were sitting around a campfire; eating the Ramen Tia brought with her for everybody. Then all of a sudden, they heard the "I Love You" song echoing through the woods. "What the hell was that?! Inuyasha, are you ok," Miroku asked as Inuyasha covered his ears and acted as though he was in pain! "Oh no, not that stupid song!" Shippo started singing it. "Crap, he got one of us," Tia shouted while running toward the sound. "Who the hell is she talking about," Sango asked. "I don't know, but we better follow her! Come everybody," Miroku replied. The rest of the group followed her to Kaede's village. There stood the biggest, purple and green dinosaur demon anybody has ever seen! (Everybody who's reading this should know who he is). "How many of these stupid, creepy things are going to jump out at us today," Inuyasha shouted as he got his sword ready! "Please, get rid of him! He is annoying the villagers," Kaede pleaded. "Gladly," Inuyasha yelled before he pounced at the beast! But before he could stab Barney, he turned around and broke wind right in his face! That made Inuyasha pass out! Kaede gave him some medicine to wake him up. Tia put his head on her lap, to make sure he gets up ok. Miroku tried using his wind tunnel on Barney, but he was too heavy to pull in! Shippo was still in his singing trance, so Sango had to try next. Her Hiraikotsu didn't kill the demon this time! It just gave him a bruise on the head! Suddenly, Inuyasha woke up and tried fighting Barney again! "Watch out for his deadly farts, hon," Tia warned him. "Got it, babe," Inu yelled back. Barney tried his idiotic attack again! But this time, Inuyasha dodged it and ripped him to shreds with the Tetsusaiga! That night, Kaede gave the group shelter. Shippo returned to normal, and the rest of the group explained what happened to him. The next morning over breakfast, Tia told Inuyasha, "You were awesome last night!" "Huh? Oh...the fight, thanks. So were you when annihilating Poohzilla," Inu replied thinking, "Damn, I was hoping she saw me in the hot springs!" "Thanks. So, what do you want to do today," Tia asked. "Marry you," Inuyasha blurted out. Everybody (including Tia) was surprized. Then after a long pause, Tia finally screamed, "Yes"; and made out with Inuyasha in front of everybody! She didn't care, she was in love!

Please review. Part #2 will be posted later.