I have no rights on GLEE**
"So everyone, I got a great idea on who we should do this week…" I was on the edge of my seat hoping Mr. Schue would actually choose something this week that wouldn't involve an 80's song, "…differences."
Well this week's project seems strange since it seems none of us have any way of being alike to one another. No one matches up to my fashionable stature though this club hasn't stood for that long for me to even truly know these 11. I only talk to Mercedes and that friendship just started.
Rachel raised her hand. "Mr. Schue, I think I speak for all of us when I say that as the lead of the glee club, that we have no differences other than my talent being the only thing that keeps this club going." It is hilarious that she thinks that this group is only good because of her. News flash, I shop at Armani, she shops at Cookies. Enough said.
"Well Rachel that is the type of attitude I'm trying to change. I see the way you guys interact when not in this room. You bully, tease, and discriminate each other. So I'm going to partner you each up with, as you think, with the person you hate the most possibly in the club." That's a trick question since for me it's who I don't hate the most. Well I think it may be Finn. He is really kind and sweet. "Also I will choose what artist the pair gets. So the pairs are…" Oh sweet Gaga.
"Quinn and Rachel got Katy Perry". They really must dislike each other from the glare that they gave to one another from their sides of the room.
"Mercedes and Matt got Maroon 5". I remember the reason why Mercedes hated him very clearly. In fifth grade, he through a cookie at her, saying fatties gotta eat. That must've really hurt her feelings.
"Santana and Artie got Eminem". She made some crude comments on his wheelchair. I wish him good luck with her.
"Brittany and Finn got Nelly Furtado". I think he just chose them cause they're the nicest (yet slowest) on either side.
"Mike and Tina got Keri Hilson". Oh the irony of 2 Asians who despise the othe- oh no. I think Mr. Schue has swallowed some of his gel if he thinks I would partner up with him.
"Kurt and Puck got Ke$ha". It seems like I'm doomed. So before I die, I would actually like to see what he says if he doesn't punch me.
Puck came out of the blue just to say, "It's hilarious if you think I'm gunna work with some fag". I guess people only see me as that boy who will jump on your cock if you even show an ounce of kindness. Tears began to develop in my eyes. Am I that disgusting? That people would have to be triple dog dared into just saying hi? My mom always told me to stand out from the crowd if you want to reach the stars.
I guess I shouldn't trust a dead woman.
"Puck, keep that sort of language out of here! This club is about acceptance and if you can't do that, then I will ask you to leave. Is that clear?" Puck said under his breath crystal. I think the worst part of me and him partnering up, would be that the artist we have to do is Ke$ha. I am a really big fan of her but her music to tell the truth, doesn't seem to reach up to Pucks' forte. I mean can you imagine Puck with glitter on his eyes and stockings ripped up? I can't.
GLEE**
Puck's POV
Hummel and I had to discuss what song we should do for this Kesh-Kesh chick.
"So I really don't know that many songs by Ke$ha so what do you think is the least homo song of hers?" I expected Hummel to pounce at me with the fiery attitude that makes him have dumpster surprise everyday but, he just looked down yet not before I saw the pain in his eyes. Tuh, who cares? With his confusing ass eyes which I can never understand what color it really is but any who, back to the subject.
"What would be the central idea that you would want the song to convey?" Trick question… not!
"No duh for sex, dude, I mean seriously? Puckzilla needs to shout to the heavens what he's the best at giving. There better not be any funny business in that head of yours, Lance Bass." I meant what I said. I know I'm a stud and all, but I don't want the little freak to jerk off to me at night.
"Don't worry you neanderthalic cretonne. I like men, not boys so I wouldn't like you to possess any idea of me pursuing your STD infected male organ." Who the fuck does this kid think he is? I use protection. Well, not that time but still…
"Dude, I'm more macho then anyone in the state. So there would be no doubt in my mind that your one of my fans with the cougars and girls in this town." Uno for Puckasaurus and zero for Lady FaGa.
"Can we stop this conversation before I become ill? Let's find a song of Ke$has' first. I think I have the perfect one in mind. Take It Off is definitely a strong song conveying sex. Just remember your singing this song with the gay kid next week." I know that song. That's the only song I tell Sarah to blast on her speakers. Well as long as Hummel doesn't touch my clothes then I'm down.
"Great. Now where do we go to rehearse?" I guess he was thinking with that lost look on his face for a few seconds.
"How do you feel about my house? Don't worry about any funny business even if my Dad is out for a family funeral." I remember his house. The furniture looked better when not on the roof though.
"Alright then Hummel but consider your luck that Mr. Schue made this mandatory."
He gave me his number in a sticky-note. If he had boobs, I would have already thought he was a girl from his handwriting.
Suddenly my phone vibrated against my thigh. I didn't even have to check to know Santana just sexted me. Shit, her bedroom eyes weren't that missable.
"Well before you start to get wild with lust in the janitors closet with Slutana, just remember to come by my house by 6:30, no later than 6:45." The bell ringed signaling it's time to leave McKinley. "Bye." I just waved to Hummel before I sped towards Santana and grabbed her ass while leading her to the closest closet. No doubt in my mind, when I come through, stud alert.
GLEE**
I'm hoping you guys liked the first chapter. Here are the choices for what should be in the next chapter:
Kurt gets kissed by _?
Quinn see's Finn kiss Rachel.
Brittany and Mercedes perform a duet.
See you guys later. Yatusabe369 out.
