it was a bright monday morning when sonic enjoyed the waking up and begin the word "i enjoy the mondays." it was the day of the large science school fare, where the scientists wuld cum into the gymnasium and make a big mess with their experiments. scoinc had been working on his edsperiment for the past 3 years. sonic intellectual frend "the "T 1L") then entered the domain from sonic.

"OOOIc!" sayed theails. "It is time to get the heck out of there!"

Sonic got up and gave head to the was time to arrive into the internals of shower. Sonic used his special speedy shampoo to maintain good speedness thru out the day. He also used his special créamé. After his bath, he bégan to enjoy his héarty bréakfast méal. Sonic's mom had cremated prankcase for breaking fast. "THank's sonic's mom's said" SOnic. Tails also engaged in the breakfast meal.I do not know why tails engage in the mealing, because tail does not live with the snoic. but he was there. so he engagne the [pancakes and egg . BUT AT THAT MOéMNTO, Kunkkles bursted through th e doort!

"We are late for learning domain!" he screamed louder than a wolf could. "Uh oh!" said gay Sonic Mom, "You better be quick!". Sonic's mother was homosexual becuase of a disease. Whomever, sonic was indeed verry quick, and evaded the time limit. but when he was going down the street! He ran into the buley:: Large the Feline. "You stupid loser. You are sick with the gay!" Large was only saying this ebcause he was sick with the gay, but did not want people to know. "Umm…. NO!" said Knukkes. "But I am correct about the one known as tail!" siad snoic. Large then punched tails in the weener. Tails cried because he is a little bithc. Sonic and his posse then proceeded to evade large.

sonic arrive at the school, just inside of the tim ethat does not make u a bad person. "WEW LAD" sayed the sonic! if i was a bad person once more, they would eliminiate me from the learning domain! its a good thing i am faster than the flash. then the flash from the NO COPYRIGHT INTENDED comic book came and sayed "no" before returning back to the homeworld,kkrypton.

"wow that sure was computers" say the tail.

"yes" seayed sonics mom.

"y r u here?" say the Chronic, confused. he new that his mom was supposed to be at home, preparing the new dinner meal. scnoics mother then dissappear. "O well!" sayd mr fast sonic. "Weed have better arrive at the clas, or we will become the bad student." "yse" say the tail, and sonic mother.

Sonic first had to go to his lockre, where he input the code 7-1-25 to make the locker not longer locked. The unlocked locker legitimately looked like Sonic took out the book of mathematics, which he would required for his next class. he then head to the classe de mathématiques. "quoi?" dit sonic. "Que se passe-t-il? pourquoi je parle en francais?" sonic then realize that the author was a dumb french fag who liked stupid french things, like wine and baguettes. "I dislike the jewist race, saod The Lt. Kunckle." said the tail. "Woops, there it is."

le classe commence et tout le monde et pret. si vous parlez en anglais, tu ne pas de billet, et ca c'est vrai. sonic look at the board and see the new math problem. "ALLRIGHT CLASS, TURN TO PAGE"

"done" say the tail.

"QUE?" explaim clas

"I have finised the problem. this is becuase i am the smart!" traail says.

"ok" says mrs. snatch, the teacher. "u get 100% on this ~!" BUT U SSONIC U MUST DO THE PROBLEM!1 NOW! COME 2 THE FRONT OF THE CLASS OR U WILL BE KILLED.

'sonic had a problem. his weiner became extinct! this was problematic. "ok"

he go to whiteboard and see

(4-5x)/(24x^2+2x-12) - (5-4x)/(12x^2-15x-18)

"ez say ssonic""u just have to do this!". sonic did the specual mathematical manueaver to finish the problem. he did it faster than tails becuase sonic is extremely agile on his feet.

=(9x^2-4x-4)/(6(4x+3)(3x-2)(x-2))

"WRONG say teacher." u have forgot the equals sign.

"no "say sonic

"yes".

"sonic becma ehungry so he decided to lunch. he leaves the class to head to the lunch arena."

he say to the teach "FUCK YOUJ". tje teacher was so angry he sent him to his next class, art.

sonic went to the art class. he went in to see AMY modleing NUDE for the class. sonics bonir became un-extinct and reappeared inside of the pantalons. ""WHy is this channge occuring to my body?" thought the sonic. Amy reply " because i am the sex e." "yse said mr bond, the art teacher and local pedophile." "very sex e indeederino. u have let me had pleasure by letting me look at u while u do not have clothe one." "no problem" say amy "and sonic… you are cool!" sonics draw hit the floor just like his balls dropped in puberty (which occured rigbht then!). sonic was hungry so he ditch the class from the lunch.

It was now the time of eating lunchers. Snoic's mother had insterted a SCHNIEDER'S BRAND LUNCHABLE (no copyright intended) into his lunchsquare. He enjoyed this with gusto. Taisl was also eating a Lunchable, but it did not belong to the schneider's brand. Knuckles did not eat lunkh, as he was gaining weight and the fat doctors told him not to. Large the cat was then released from the school prison. He was so fat, and did not see the fat doctors, so that when he made the sitting motion, the table broke. He had done this so many times that he was disallowed to sit anymore. Large collected his feinds, Sliver, shadow, and Metal SNoic together and broguth them towards Sonic's gang. "You are gay/" Saif shadow. "No. said snod". "They then laugheed at snod's entire family, friends, and immeadiate company.". But at that moment, the cool bell rang. Sonic liked this bell, because it reminded him of his father, who died after becoming sick with the gay. I'd bett'er get to the learnin areas!" said tail. He then escaped into the learning area. Snoic then ran so fast, he brok the fabric of reality itslef. "Oh non! Qu'est-que ce pas?! sonico exclamed" Sonic was standing in a black room, filled wiht black jews. "Darn/" Siad one balck man. "Sonic then scremed so loud, a black man's head expladed." This caused the room to become lit. Sonic made alooking motion with his earballs. He saw that there was a door, however it was guarded by a jews. He then sent the jew black to hell, because that is wehre they belog; After sonic exited this room, he found the area of learning. He then became smart. During this entire ordeel, kunckleus was being beat up and being kicked in the weenr and being anally fisted deepa by Large. Knuckles then exclaimed "I DO NOT ENJOY THISs"" after he said this, the bullies respected his personal espace and stopped the homosex. Kunckles secreley wondrered if he had cought the gay. it turned out. he had. Kunckles spent 16 years trying to fight the gay. but evangelion he died.

the nextr class was the science. the principal of the learning arena. "all s\tudents of the science faire, come to the gymnasium to set up ur experiments. i will com down there shortly to thouroghly inspect thje experiments and make sure that they are sufficient for my ulterior motives."

sonic and the gang of gang bangers that are the friends of the sonic went to the gymnasium. "ohes noes!" say le sonic. I forgot the experiment at home! And i spent an entire 3 yeras workiung on it! WHat whill i do? Then sonics mom came to the rescue. she appear at the school and "say" no worry mr sonic, i brought u ur lunch! U forgot it at home. "Thanks, ma" said sonic, making sure to be very thankful so that his mother would not deduct any good boy points from him. "make sure to massage me feet whe n u get home deer." "yes ma" "good boy. u have recieve a good boy points."

"only 1 more point until " RANCHO SAUSE! with the tender chicken.

sonic realized he was still in a pickle. he had no science faire project. his hopes were just in the drain. so he called on jesus the nazarene: "jesus: u are excommunicated" "sonic say not yet, that is later in the story" so jesus said fine and gave sonic a new project. "purrfect" sayed sonic, growling like a cat. jesus the nazarene was not a furry, so he evacuated very quickly. he did not want to be seen near sonic for fear of his popularity.

the science fair was really boring so i didnt write abouit it.

Sonic was satruday. This was because it was happy.

sonic was boring so he decided to go to the bathroom to initiate a fun time into himself. when he open the bathroom door, he saw him mom TAKING A large poopooing! This is not ok, thought sonic to himself. But a a sonic has to do what a sonic has to do. sonic pull out his pantalons and became increasingly goy. he was later excommunicated by jesus himself.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO" exclaim sonic. "i am sorry" sayed jesus the nazarene. "actually i am not u dearty HEATHEN. u do not DESERVe to LIVE unles u ARE OF GODS CHOSEN PEOPLE." "sonic pass"ed out on the floor, becoming athiest. his mom continue the defecation.

Sonic awake on the monday morning. it was a bright monday morning when sonic enjoyed the waking up and begin the word "i enjoy the mondays." it was the day of the large science school fare, no it was not. I Tricked u. ha.

itr was actually sunday, the day of the LORD. BUT,\; sonic was the athiestest. he hated jesus, and decided to play violent video games for the entire day/. "heh, that'll teach him, stinkin' jesus". sonic began to wear black clothes and wear dark eyeliner. he put on black lipstick. while on the way to the church that his STINKING mom had forced sonic to go to, people thought sonic was the gay becuase of the make up that sonic was wearing. "Sonics makeup is for gay males" said the paster during the surmon. "this is unacceptable" we must terminate sonic. Everyone got up from their pew(diepie lol) and started the gang bang of the sonic. "I can not believe you have done this" explained sonic. Sonic attempst to run out the door fast. unfortunately, the shampoo that sonic had used 5 days ago on the science fair day had run out. he was no longer fast. sonic was actually so slow that a snail could have sped by him and sonic would not be able to catch the extremely slow snail because sonic, in relation to the snale, would be even slower. This meant that sonic could not really move anywhere, beucase anywhere would be too far to go and sonic was going nowhere becuase he was moving at a snails pace. He was then ganger bangeed. This displeased sonic greatly. However, just at that ONE MOMENT, tails died of colon cancer. Sonic was still displeased at the ganja bangerino he was received. After 16 hours, the paster finally said "Enough of the RAPE, enough of the GANG, enough of the BONG." Everybody stoppoed. "it was not rape, because sonic was the male sex." everyone left for hometime. Sonic then drew a pentahedron in his own black lipstick and arrival. He said the secret chant: OOga CHuga 666 times, and on the 667th times, SNOrK simoned a daemon. His name was Doctor Rabbit. "PLease kill the paster!" said Spoinc to Dr. Ribbit, PHD. "ok."

Dr. Rabiit, dds then found where the paster was at. IT turns out, the pastor was actually sick with the homosexual, so he was at th egay bar attempting to coerce young maleoids to engage in sexual congress wiht him. Dr. Rabbit then squirted his hot, stcky toothpaste all over The paster "PLACK ATTAQUE! PLACK ATTAQUE! PLACK ATTAQUE! PLACK ATTAQUE! PLACK ATTAQUE! PLACK ATTAQUE! " screamed Dr. Robot, MD. The amount of tohth pastries that the paster was covered in caused, him to melt into HECK! Sonic then fell into the slep, knowing that he was euphoric, not because of some phony god's blessing, but because of his own tooth decay GINGIVITUS.

Sonic awake on the monday morning. it was a bright monday morning when sonic enjoyed the waking up and begin the word "i enjoy the mondays." ONCE AGAIN, u fell for it didnt u? stupid reader. i am smarter than u, fagot. put now, back to the story.

sonic got up and went to the shower to shower. he showered. he stopped showering. he left the shower. and dried himself off. he had consexual sex with amy in the missionary position whilst using protection. she agree to not say that sonic rape her. "sonic was pleased." becuase he would not have to go to jail for raoing amykins. amy left with no clothes becuase IT WAS JUST A DREAM! Sonic awake on the monday morning. it was a bright monday morning when sonic enjoyed the waking up and begin the word "i hate the mondays." sonic said with alacrity.

Garfunkle was enraged. How could this happen to him? He knew that Overlord™ John™ had planned nothing but perfection. He would not settle for less. Garfunkle got up silently, donned his cape™ and fedora™, and exited the room with haste. He went™ into his kitchen, where he enjoyed his Overlord™ John™ pop-tarts™. Before leaving the house, he put on his guy™ fawkes™ mask™, in order to maintain anonymity among the sheeple™®. He first visited the Apple Store, where he promptly started heroically yelling at all of the sheeple buying F'Apple's products. "NAWTEE" screamed Garfunkle, twisting his head and slapping the F'apple customers with seaweed. Garfunkle spotted the naked Rougue. "Gneiss." (just like michael rosen says it, with the tongue click). After this, he enjoyed some Overlord™ John™ brand Chicken Tenders™™™. He then went to his office job, creating podcasts that broadcast the message of freedom for all the intellectuals of this once great nation. His podcasts did not get good reviews most of the time, however, because most of his listeners did not possess the leading vocabulary that he did. After his office job, he browsed the Overlord™ John™ approved™ Minecraft™ forums, for anybody who made errors in their comments. "dumb fukin kid, wolves were added in beta 1.4. go crawl up ur moms uterus like the baby that u are.

"AHGHGHGHAGHGHA" Sonic was yelled with a cream. This was the worste nightmeat he had had had in weeks! "I must maintain my visit to the nightmare doctor" proclaimed Snoick! He did so with great Gusto. sonic decided he must go to the nightmare doctor immediately. he called the nightmare doctor. the nightmare doctor opened the call upwards and say ""yes". Sonic was overjoyed, he would be able to clear his mind and make his mind clean. he hopped into the automatic mobile and gone doctor, (PHD).

He arrive at the door of doctors. He smell tail from the corner of his eye. "penis" syed the tail. Sonic turn around to see the tail from the middle of his eye. But the tail was not there. "hmm" thought sonic. "hmmmmmmmmmm i think that i might be diseased." sonic enter the door of doctors.

At the nightmere doctor, Snok spoke thus:: "I have been expereienced higher than normal call volumes, please stay on the line." he also "said: " I have the nightmare about being a kittykat who enjoys a good nap." The Doctor Then Thought About The Meaning Of Snoik's Various Nightmare's. "It is obvious that you might have contracted the… homosex" Sonic then had a severe plack attaque at the mention of this knews. XxX420Blazeit_the_Cat420XxX was there to comfort his freind. However, XxX420Blazeit_the_Cat420XxX had injected to many weeds into the ellowboy. This was very bad for a developing kitty Kat, as this cna cause serious chromosome deformities. This then occured to XxX420Blazeit_the_Cat420XxX. First, His chromsoms doubled, then tripled, then finally, squared. It was lucky that XxX420Blazeit_the_Cat420XxX had gotten vaccinations prior to this occurance, so he alreday had the autismp. The Magic the Clown, HOFBrINCl2, then appeared to drag XxX420Blazeit_the_Cat420XxX down to H E double hockeydicks. XxX420Blazeit_the_Cat420XxX Then creamed louder than could passilbe. Then sCREAMED HIS sexual underwear. HOFBrINCl2 was not going to have any of that, whomever, and took the life of blazé. Sonic creied so hard. he flooded the world just like noah did in that FAKE and GAY book, the aylay. After all this, sonic had to do what sonic had to do. He uncuckled his afeef-strap, and begon to angrily masturbate his entire body into submission. of the afeef trap. THe royal afeef guard then apprehended Sonic for uncuckling his afeef, Strap, which, was, very, naughty, of, him , to, do, such,, a ,, thing. Sonic wast ehn brot to federal J'ail, along with AME. Large the cat, and his gaggle of bulle boys all died ion the flood that was caused the sonic from his tears of being so sad ;(but first, they have to add some of that, you know….). IT was jail fun-time at the jail, nd they were making a human leather wallet. sonic was happy, he knew he would like the jail, beucase he was homosex. and lots of gay happen inside of the secure walls of the J'ail, where no pasters or momes or dades could infiltrate. The wallert sonic created was filled to the brim of pictures of his favorite furry-artistes. This was disturbing. After, this revelation, sonic REALLY enjoyed shoer time. This was because many of the stronger burlier creatures of all shapes and sizes began to acheive sexual congress with Snouic. After the moment of Sexual Congress, it was time for the torture to begin. The first act of torture bestowed on the Sonic gang was the STAIR TREATMENT. For 15 days at a time, you must walk continously up and down le stairs., until wither you die, or, the 15 days; has. Ame was wankng up and down on the staris, exactly 10 seconds until the 15 days was over, son saw amy's gargantuan baboon ass, and was enraged by how happy his pines was. He TRHUSTED with ALL his MIGHT towards AMz, who doged the attaque on her prosterier. She contunued with her jazzersize. However, she perished shortlyafter, due to a an complication regarding an laced shoe that became less tied. This made sonic so depressed all he did for the second act of torture bestowed upon the groupwas nothing. The second act, which was to do something, was not succesful on the sonic. Sonic maintained the heart of the carsd and refused to ack knawlidge the warden's lamborjina'

;,. This made sonic's Weenr™ stand at half-attention. WHich is secret code talk for having only have an erecter. Soon, this evolved into a full, i repeat full, This simple cake works perfect during the holidays, on a buffet table or in a picnic basket! And you won't believe the aroma that comes from your oven during baking! The alcohol bakes off and leaves just the flavor. It's very moist and has been a favorite birthday request in our house for over 20 years! erecter! this was conveint. The third act of torture that was experienced by the torture-mates was for them to be killed TO DEATH . This enraged sonics heiny, which caused himself to castrate himself and his mother who was in j'ail for child abuse/. "OOWWOWOWOWOOWWOO~! THAT HURT BADDDDD! OUCHIE!" This dissallwoed the gloriopus masturbation made possible by viewers like you, such as the great AYY-LAY. Sonic then decided the best course of action was to convert to islam. This woul guarentee snoc at lEAT 1 sexing in the after-death part of This cake was so moist. I made it for my friend's birthday, and everyone loved it. I used 1 1/2 tsp of nutmeg, and I thought 1tsp would have been enough. I used two 9-inch subwraymarin sandwhicheds. instead of a erectile dysfunction. I baked them for 20 minutes and I think 17-18 minutes would have been enough. Sonic enjoyed this cake well wnough, so he "creamed" into his pillow. THis was noit the last time you would hear this ""Sonic SCREEEEEEECH""... it was a bright tuesdaymorning when sonic enjoyed the waking up and begin the word "i enjoy the tuesday." it was the day of the moderateely sized science school fare, where the scientists wuld cum into the gymnasium and make a big mess with their experiments. ha. tricked again. it was actually monday. and it was a bad dream. Sonic awoke from this state of Cranki Bros. He saw his fredno Veccy the Crocodiley. "I thought you died alone. A long, long time ago." "OH NO, NOT ME. I did not lose conrol." "That is good knews." They then resolved to Variation: You can also "flour" the pan after it's been greased with cocoa powder or a cinnamon sugar mixture for a textured crust. Simply fill a clean salt shaker for easy application. This will eliminate that "white stuff" on the outside of your baked cake which makes for a prettier cake.