K.L.K- have I mentioned I have a short attention span? I do not own Naruto, Kishimoto-san does. and I--(buttefly flies past) OOH! BUTTERFLY!! (chases butterfly with a net) get... back...! damn...butterfies... and... thier...WINGS!!

Sakura- oi vei...(shakes head) she had WAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much sugar, then went to a fair-thingie with a bunch of rides she loves, so yup. she's HYPER!

K.L.K-(still chasing butterfly) get back here, damnit! you will rot in hell like Kikiyo!! and-- OH! hehe... Gomen about that... I just said I had a short attention span, ne? anyway, a year-and-nine-months after Sasuke leaves, or REALLY near the shippuden line. pretty much shippuden, for the most part... I dunno. (shrugs)



A black-clothed shinobi with a leaf-symbol, black swirled mask silently made a way into the sound village, not that it was hard, or anything.

a few traps here, a dozen guards with poisoned weapons there, complex mazes throughout the entire damn place, no biggie.

the figure looked to the right, then left, then up, and behind before continuing on. the figure took about five steps into Orochimaru's lair, when a silver-haired medic-nin, named Kabuto tried to ambush.

he tried to use his chakra scalpel, but to no avail as the mysterious figure blocked it with another chakra scalpel, but the long black cloak was ripped away, revealing an outfit that was tight, but with ribbons and showed the person's tight stomach, and the perfectly porportioned breasts under the tight ripped black tee-shirt, with the mesh underneath.

the slender, yet strong, arms covered completely by mesh, with black armwarmers somewhat like Sasuke had worn, but completely black, and shorts under a skirt, with mesh and legwarmers covering the legs, with the black sandals and a hood over the person's head, hiding the hair and anything that could be used to identfy said person with hidden, along with the mask.

Kabuto got out of his fighting stance, dumbfounded at this information. "you're a girl?!" he asked quite idiotically.

"yeah, got a problem with it?" she asked as she got out a few senbon, unnoticed by the other medic nin..

"No, I just thought--" he thought he had SERIOUSLY offended her, trying to make an apology, he let his guard down for a millesecond. then he dropped to the floor, knocked out from the place where the senbon had nicked his flesh, and a pressure point.

'that was SOOO annoying!' the figure thought before she stepped over the medical nin, and went to the place where the Snake sannin would have Uchiha Sasuke. of course: the training arena.

she slipped in, unnoticed. Orochimaru was making the black-haired boy do excersices in only his shorts.

'pedophile...' the mysterious girl thought as she snuck behing the two.

'pedophile...' Sasuke thought as he kept training.

'OOH! Sasuke-kun is SOOO hot and SOOO dreamy! I just wanna--' the creepy he-she-it Micheal Jackson anime clone thought as he licked his lips with his creepy tongue.

(A/N:...-stares at page- ew.ew.ew.ew.Ew.Ew.Ew! I can't EVEN write the rest of his thought! XP)

all of a sudden, poisoned kunai drawn, the girl lept into unforseen action as she incapacitated the sannin,by nicking him on a pressure point. he would be unconsious for about two... maybe three or four with that poison. she then put away her weapon, dashed toward the Uchiha, and grabbed the target.

"Hey!! what the hell?!" he yelled out as he was grabbed.

"Shut up, Uchiha-san! You're going back to Konohagakure, whether you like it or not!" then she pressed the pressure point on the boy's neck, knocking him unconsious for enough time for her to get back to Konoha, hopefully within three days, or two the poisons she had used would allot the travel time..

they travelled nonstop for the two days straight, then they were at the gates. it was around midnight, and the guards were vigilant- but tired- and the 5th Hokage herself was standing there.

"did the mission go alright?" she asked the girl, who handed over the Uchiha boy, who was still knocked out.

"Hai, it did. Orochimaru was subdued easily, as was Kabuto Yakushi, along with everyone else, except for the target, I used my non-deadly poisoned weapons." the girl replied. "I'll need to get out another cloak, however. got ripped to shreds."

"good. you'll be paid in full soon enough, and you should go get rest." the blonde Hokage started walking towards the hospital.

"hai, Hokage-sama." then the figure vanished in a small puff of smoke and some twirling leaves. the Hokage went to the hospital, and got the Uchiha restrained so well not even Naruto and Kakashi's attempts together could get them out.(believe me, they had it tested, too...)

the girl went to her home, and collapsed onto her bed, mask and gear and all, and settled down to sleep for the night... okay, more like conked out on her bed from exhuastion.


K.L.K- haha! CLIFEE! WHEEEEEEEEEEE! who IS this mysterious girl? review, and guess!!