I got challenged by someone named RoseGad (Hey, it was out of the blue, man, I don't know you that well!) to write a TF X Naruto crossover.

And here it is. Consider it a sequel to 'So You Read it Backwards?'


"NARUTO, ARE YOU LITSENING?!"

"Obviously not." The spiky haired youth said, flipping through his brand new comic book. "Hehe, giant machines beating the crap out of each other is fuuun…"

Sakura sighed. For the past few days, Naruto had been even more obnoxious (If that's even possible) and distant than usually…even since he'd found that stupid book.

"Heh, I love Starscream. He's misunderstood, like me!" Naruto said happily. "And you're like Arcee, Sakura!"

"Who?"

"A hot robot chick…and you both have the same color style!"

"What? Lemmee see that thing." Sakura snatched the comic from him, scanning the brightly colored book. "Which one are you talking about?"

"That one, see!"

"Ohhh…What did you say this book was called again?"

"I think it was 'Transformers'…yeah, that's it!"

-

Meanwhile, in another universe…

"Ah, Naruto's cool." Starscream said, nodding and reading book five. "He's so misunderstood, like me. And he wants to be a leader, just like me. And no one likes him…just like me."

"Frenzy likes Tenten." Barricade piped up. "He likes her weaponry."

"Not surprising, that little squirt. But I think he relates more to Konohamaru. They're both equally annoying."

"True that. I think Megatron relates to Orochimaru. Both evil, both cunning, and both can be considered lame to the extreme in some fancircles."

Starscream laughed. "Ah, so true. Barricade, I think you'd relate to Ibiki, or whatever the slag his name was.

-

"Hmmmmm…Who am I most like?" Optimus was flipping through one of Bee's manga and scanning the pages for a character much like him.

"I would suspect I'm much like Iruka." He said after reading ten books. "Jazz is obviously like Kakashi. I can tell by all the fangirls they both have to put up with. Ratchet is like Tsunade in more ways than one, but I'm not sure who Bee and Ironhide are like…yet."

-

"Ratch, what are you doing this time?" Bee had heard loud clanking and crashing coming from the Med Bay.

"I wanna see Tsunade in real life. So I'm working on an old project I had almost given up on." He motioned to the impossibly absurd looking machine he was working on.

"…Let me guess. You're going to somehow transport yourself to the dimension that your so called 'girlfriend' is in, correct?"

"How'd you know?"

"Lucky guess. Well, I'm going with you. You may need back up in case they try using a justu on you and they dismantle you for spare parts."

-

Meanwhile…

Naruto had made several copies of the Transformers comic that he had found and passed them out to all his friends, enemies, and even the extras, which was nice of him, because no one liked the extras.

There was always the issue of copyrighting laws, but he was a freakin' cartoon character. What did he care about copywriting?

-

Kabuto was scanning the pages of the recently made comic and sighed. He'd become a fan of Ratchet, and wondered vaguely if these machine creatures could make their way into their universe…

His wondering was temporarily stopped by Orochimaru screaming his bloody head off about a slug that had found its way into his room.

-

Kakashi and Gai were doing what Starscream and Barricade had been doing in their universe not but a few astroticks ago.

"I'm so Jazz, Gai." Kakashi said smugly, grinning behind his mask. "And who do you think you are?"

"I'm most like Bluestreak! Do you know why?"

"Don't tell me. He's filled with youthful energy?"

"Yes! How did you know?"

"Hunch."

-

Heck, even Tsunade was in on all this.

Flipping through the comic book idly, she seemed to be scanning every picture of Ratchet in the book.

"Hmmm…nice to know that even giant robots need Medics once in a while." She commented quietly. "I'd like to meet this Ratchet one of these days. Ah, but this is a comic. He probably doesn't exist."

Fortunately, she was mistaken, and said Autobot Medic was going to be in Konoha soon enough.

-

CRASH.

"Owww…at least our landing was softened by these trees." Bee groaned, rubbing the back of his head. Let me guess, you haven't worked out the landing part yet, huh?"

"Correct…" Ratchet sat up, surveying his surroundings. "Hey look, it's the gates!" Indeed, the gates to Konoha were right in front of them…however, they needed to duck down to get through it.

But the height limit was the least of their problems. It would seem they attracted the attention of EVERY PERSON WITHIN A FIVE MILE RADIUS OF THEIR LOCATION…

-

Naruto couldn't believe what he was seeing.

About half of the entire village had come to investigate the crashing sound…and those whom Naruto had given the comics to gave cries of shock or very fangirl like 'squeeee's.

"YEAH, I TOLD YOU ALL THEY WERE REAL!" He bellowed to the nonbelievers (namely Shikamaru and Neji.)

"Erm, greetings humans." Ratchet said awkwardly. "I'm Ratchet, medical officer to the Autobots and this is-"

"BUMBLEBEE!" Most of the kunoichis present squealed and tackled the young mech…not enough to throw him off balance, but it did surprise him greatly.

Fangirls exsisted in this universe too?

A organe jumpsuit clad ninja leapt onto Ratchet's knee. "I'm Naruto Uzumaki!" He announced loudly. "And I know you two! Autobots, right? Work for Optimus Prime?"

"How did you-?"

"Comic book." He said, holding up the original copy.

"Well, that explains everything!" Ratchet replied. "That's how I know about you, Naruto Uzumaki. Possessed by the Nine Tailed Fox, love ramen for some reason?"

"Wow, they have comic books about me? COOL!"

"Somehow, I figured you had ADD or something." Ratchet said quietly, sweatdropping.

"What's ADD?"

"Go ask Tsunade. Speaking of which, where is she, anyway?"

-

Said Hokage was on her way right now.

Skidding to a halt, she stared at the Medic who she'd only known until now to be a fantasy.

"Holy crap, he's real!" she breathed, grinning. "Hey, Ratchet!"

"Tsunade?" The Medic crouched closer to the ground in an attempt to see the speaker. "It's you…" his faceplates split into a grin. "Pleasure to meet you, Lady Tsunade."

"Likewise." She said, smiling at him. "Would you like a tour of Konoha?"

"Yes, we would!" Bee said, grinning.

-

Meanwhile…

"Hey Op, wanna join us for a Naruto marathon? It's not the stupid English dub, don't worry!" Ironhide and Jazz asked from the Rec Room. "There's a movie at the end!"

"OH HELLS YES." Op jumped from his desk and ran to the Rec Room.

As Optimus watched the Japanese version of Naruto, Frenzy skittered into his office, chattering and carrying a wobbly stack of manga.

This stack contained some of the cheesiest shojo, or feminine, manga known to fans. The plot was to switch out ALL of the Autobots' comics with this girly crap and watch them squirm with distaste.

It was brilliant. Bloody brilliant.


It's a cliffie!

NO, it's not done yet!

Primus, it's a multi chap, so be patient.