SLAP
SLAP!
Ever wonder what happened to Sailor moon's bottled up rage?? Read & find out…..
1. "I don't think we should see each other anymore Usagi….."
SLAP! – R season breakup
2. "Don't close the damn door on me, I want to talk"…..Mamoru opens door
SLAP!- R season breakup
3. "You're wearing purple, you look like a poof…….."
SLAP! – Crystal Tokyo
4. "You played tonsil hockey with chibiusa……….."
SLAP! – R season (manga)
5. "Can't you make up a better saying when you come into battle……."
SLAP! – All season's lol
6. "You didn't wake me up early enough, I overslept….."
SLAP! – R season (sleeping beauty Mamoru's distress)
7. "You let random chicks on your motorbike…."
SLAP! – R season breakup
8. "You ride a choo choo train….."
SLAP! – First season
9. "I don't even like meatballs/dumplings……"
SLAP! – First season
10. "You let me get drunk at a fancy party"
SLAP! – S season
11. "You impregnate me with chibiusa"
SLAP! – End seasons
12. "Tuxedo's are so last season"
Slap – all seasons
13. "You electrocute me with roses"
SLAP! – First season final
14. "You tried to stab me"
SLAP! – First season final
15. "You make me kill myself on the moon kingdom"
SLAP! – First season (manga more so)
16. "Your shinettou (sp) tries to get in my guardians/friends pants"
SLAP! – Manga
17. "You read my exam paper"
SLAP! – First episode, season one
18. "You leave me to go study in America"
SLAP! x2 – stars
19. "Seiya's more of a man than you ever will be" lol
SLAP! Double-time – post stars
20. "You went out with Rei"
SLAP! – First season
21. "You left me to cry in a telephone booth"
BIG DOUBLE SLAP! – R season breakup
22. "You listen to stupid dreams instead of me"
SLAP! – R season breakup
23. "You let me get abducted by the paedophile Diamond"
SLAP! – R season
24. "You let our daughter fall in love with flying talking horses – what kind of father are you!? – SLAP! – Super S
Mamo-chan must have a very sore face by now……….
Authors note: Please note that me & my friend were on a chocolate high when we were doing this…… & we in no way condone physical abuse or Usagi's relationship with Seiya (ew) shemale…….
By xXxLeeshixXx & XxSailorWinchesterXx
