SLAP

SLAP!

Ever wonder what happened to Sailor moon's bottled up rage?? Read & find out…..

1. "I don't think we should see each other anymore Usagi….."

SLAP! – R season breakup

2. "Don't close the damn door on me, I want to talk"…..Mamoru opens door

SLAP!- R season breakup

3. "You're wearing purple, you look like a poof…….."

SLAP! – Crystal Tokyo

4. "You played tonsil hockey with chibiusa……….."

SLAP! – R season (manga)

5. "Can't you make up a better saying when you come into battle……."

SLAP! – All season's lol

6. "You didn't wake me up early enough, I overslept….."

SLAP! – R season (sleeping beauty Mamoru's distress)

7. "You let random chicks on your motorbike…."

SLAP! – R season breakup

8. "You ride a choo choo train….."

SLAP! – First season

9. "I don't even like meatballs/dumplings……"

SLAP! – First season

10. "You let me get drunk at a fancy party"

SLAP! – S season

11. "You impregnate me with chibiusa"

SLAP! – End seasons

12. "Tuxedo's are so last season"

Slap – all seasons

13. "You electrocute me with roses"

SLAP! – First season final

14. "You tried to stab me"

SLAP! – First season final

15. "You make me kill myself on the moon kingdom"

SLAP! – First season (manga more so)

16. "Your shinettou (sp) tries to get in my guardians/friends pants"

SLAP! – Manga

17. "You read my exam paper"

SLAP! – First episode, season one

18. "You leave me to go study in America"

SLAP! x2 – stars

19. "Seiya's more of a man than you ever will be" lol

SLAP! Double-time – post stars

20. "You went out with Rei"

SLAP! – First season

21. "You left me to cry in a telephone booth"

BIG DOUBLE SLAP! – R season breakup

22. "You listen to stupid dreams instead of me"

SLAP! – R season breakup

23. "You let me get abducted by the paedophile Diamond"

SLAP! – R season

24. "You let our daughter fall in love with flying talking horses – what kind of father are you!? – SLAP! – Super S

Mamo-chan must have a very sore face by now……….

Authors note: Please note that me & my friend were on a chocolate high when we were doing this…… & we in no way condone physical abuse or Usagi's relationship with Seiya (ew) shemale…….

By xXxLeeshixXx & XxSailorWinchesterXx