Rated M for extreme potty mouth.
This isnt the greatest of stories but its my first time, please dont be too harsh.
Im telling you diedara I saw a woman there.
Tobi go away I'm not in the mood for any of your stupid pranks, better yet go find zetsu your his pet anyway.
But sempi I, shut up tobi Ive had enough.
Deidara then jumped onto his clay bird and flew off.
Tobi wasn't playing, he saw a woman watching, really he did and he was starting to get spooked about it.
This wasn't some ordinary woman she was like a ghost, he saw with his own eyes how she faded from his view to nothingness.
He shook his head and headed back to the base nobody would be foolish enough to go there...not with almost all the akatsuki stationed there.
That was day one, on day three everyone was tired about the ghost woman and tried to avoid tobi however possible even zetsu who seemed to have the utmost patience for the boy would turn around and head the other way when he saw him.
Tobi will you just shut the fuck up nobody has seen any jashin damned woman but you, your either full of shit or on some of sasori's stash!
Yeah tobi thats got to be it, you've been screwing around my danna's old room and got into his medicine didn't you, you swirly bitch!
Tobi is a an even tempered person and gets along pretty well with people but even he has his limits and he was starting to get frustrated.
I know you all think little of me and maybe I do act too silly at times but I don't lie, I meant what I said and you will all see.
I will prove it to you just wait!
The only thing you proved is your fucking wacko hidan smiled.
Talking about yourself hidan?
Oh screw you kuuzuuu hidan said with a mean sneer.
Kakuzu only glowered at him.
I don't have time to waist on you hidan but if you are trying to get off on picking on the kid I can spare a few minutes to take you down a few notches.
Hidan responded buy throwing a few coins past kakuzu and saying fetch.
Tobi, yes zetsu san?
Come with me Ive got something to talk to you about, ok zetsu san.
This "ghost" is starting to get on the others nerves and it needs to stop.
But she is real sir I wont lie to you.
I know you don't lie but itachi and kisame will be here in a day or two and this sort of talk will only make itachi angry, there is enough stress at the hideout now without setting itachi off, do you have a death wish?
No but...
No nothing, stop acting the fool and keep this to yourself understand.
Tobi just sighed, yes sir.
Look tobi, if you happen to see this person come get me then we will take it from there ok?
Tobi perked up with that, you bet zetsu san!
The next morning started off with a loud crash and a lot of yelling, tobi you son of a whore get the hell of me!
SHE'S HERE RIGHT HERE CANT YOU SEE?
I'll be dammed you aren't screwing around are you?
What are you two yelling about it's five in the damn morning???
Deidara turn around.
What the hell is that?
THE GHOST!
Right at that time the apparition swept right throught tobi making him pass out on the spot while deidara and hidan scrambled to get the hell out of the room crashing right into kisame and itachi.
Itachi picked himself up looking slightly amused while kisame looked put upon.
We really need to get out of here said deidara there's a freaking spirit in there and it killed tobi!
You bastards are on your own I'm gone said hidan while stumbling down the stairs.
You see kisame I'm right yet again.
Yeah yeah.
Right about what asked kakuzu.
I bet itachi a weeks worth of chores he could'nt do something funny to save his life and he came up with this freak out the guys idea and it looks like he did a pretty good job of it.
Ok but the tobi corpse is your problem.
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