PORT JUAN Bill Clinton was very very naughty last summer, he put candy at the front door of his country home and went to bed; luckily his afk grinding sesh really payed off, for there were 4 little boys sitting there on the ground, their hands solidified to the ground due to the excessive amounts of sugar. He got some lukewarm water to unstick them, and brought them inside his home-
CHAPTOR TWUO and sat them down on his carpet. He kneeled down to their level, giving them all red pills disguised as "sweet tarts" (upon consumption they all became registered republicans). Ohoho, naughty naughty children. You know conservatives aren't allowed in *my* home! Now I guess you have to be punished
CHIPITOR TREE he stood up, took a second to examine his supreme️ rubber overalls and Gucci️ belt, and whipped out his fucking hydra cock, with 6 different segments flailing around like crazy
PORT FOW "NO! YOU ARE MY SERVANTS! YOU MUST DO WHAT *I* SAY!" Screamed Bill, but it was no luck because the stupid hydra cock doesn't speak English. All of a sudden, 3 of the kids became very concerned for poor Bill Clinton, when he stopped struggling, and just stood there in fear. "use hydropump..." whispered the fourth kid under his breathe, giving off a really smug assoholic grin
(Part 5)
at once, all 5 tentacle-like hydras started firing cum in all directions like fire hoses, breaking the windows, anddestroying everything of value in the house (except for the kids cuz they're stupid worthless littl shits). Some of it (about a gallon) splattered all over one of the neighbors walking their 17 dogs like they own the fucking place. He let go of the leash to examine it; he scooped up a sample into his palm, sniffing it, tasting it, drinking entire handfuls of it, until he came with the conclusion, "wait a minute, this tastes like Bill Clinton's hydra cum!"
part sex haha get it it sounds like the funny word) sprinting towards bill's home at full speed, the mysterious neighbor was now determined to do some *unfinished business*...
Hillary Clinton came downstairs, "what was that noise." She screams. "HOLY FUCKING SHIT I CANT STOP CUMMING ON THESE 4 KIDS I FOUND!" Quoted Bill Clinton non-allegedly (yeah he actually said that). *SKADOOSH!*! That was the sound of his front door being slammed open really hard. "Juanita broadrick." Screamed Hillary! "It seems my identity has finally been revealed!" Proclaimed the stranger, " that doesn't matter now, for I have com-" *SPLLLOOOOOSSSHHHH!*
Prat Sven -it was finally over, the hydra cock has been calmed down. What did it cost? The life of Juanita broadrick, First Lady of the bill Clinton foundation. "Oh my god. The day has been saved." Shouted Hillary. "Whooo, damn that was the greatest nut I've had in a LOONG time, kids! Thank you so much!" Said Bill, as he zipped his hydra cock back into his pants. "As reward for doing such a difficult deed I would like to award you with this lifetime supply of hydra ejaculate flooding my home, although you gotta clean it up BITCH!"
(Conclusion)- And so, very shortly afer, the kids had bagged up all of the cum and sold it to me for 10$. Now I can live a sustainable life without having to spend any money buying food. *THE END*
