Prompt: Emotions
Ashlee never had any problems expressing her emotions. Whether she was loving him or hating him, she always let him know about it. She screamed at the top of her lungs when he screwed up and she kissed the breath out of him when she was happy.
So, he really shouldn't have been surprised that her emotions were only heightened by pregnancy and the hormones that came along with it.
It was his fault, really, for coming home without the double fudge brownie ice cream. He thought brownie swirl would be good enough, but he should have just gone to the other store.
He definitely deserved the shoe she'd thrown at his chest, the heel she slammed into his foot and the book she'd hit him over the head with.
If she ever let him touch her again and they managed to get pregnant, again he was just going to have a supermarket added on to the house.
That was really the only way he was going to keep from being concussed on a daily basis.
