Title: Lives of Thieves

Chapter 1: The Return Home

Disclaimer: Sasu: And yet, another anime crossover.

TOF: Yeah so?

Sasu: Where do you get your ideas?

TOF: From my imagination. Duh!

Baku: I agree with Sasuke on this.

TOF: Oh by the way Sasuke…I um…made you…

Sasu: …Yes?

TOF: Gay.

Sasu: …

TOF: And Naruto's boyfriend.

Naru: What?!

Sasu: …Well now I can really dominate him!

Naru: (mouth wide open)

Baku: Actually, according to Tenshi's notes…you're the uke, SasUKE.

Sasu: (faints)

Naru: HAH!

TOF: Anyway, I own none of the anime, except my 3 characters!


A group of six teens – three girls and three boys - made their way towards the hideout. They were tired, worn out and irritated. One sixteen year old girl with wavy, waist length pink hair in pigtails (like female Naruto) and lilac eyes who goes by the name Amaya walked in front of the group. She wore long black cargo pants with multiple pockets and a black shirt with bell sleeves that go to her elbows – although one sleeve is missing – and straps crisscross (X) on the front and back where her two swords rest on her back in black sheathes. For footwear, she wore simple brown hiking boots. The two swords can attach to each other at the ends and form a spear like weapon with blades at both ends (The swords looked like the ones that Ryura from the fourth Inu movie has). She also keeps one throwing dagger attached to each leg.

Amaya muttered the whole time, but just when they were entering the cave, she finally let it out.

Amaya's POV

"Sweet mother of merry!" I shouted as me and the rest of the team strolled into the hide out, a cave hidden behind a waterfall in the mountains.

"Settle down Amaya." My older sister Riku – the logical sensible one – told me. She's a year older than me, making her seventeen, even though she's shorter than me, with her being about 5'6" and myself a bit more than 5'7". My other sister is the same height as me. Her hair is dark blue, straight and goes to her neck as well as covering her forehead. Her eyes are silver. She is often seen wearing jean Capri's of different colors, but today they were black and have multiple pockets. She also wears an army t-shirt with a matching cap worn backwards. For weapons, she uses kunai's, shuriken, throwing daggers and hand-to-hand combat. She's very quick and has precise aim.

Ha! Like I'm going to calm down. I look to my other sister Kyouko – the oldest out of the three of us – and heard her sigh with relief for finally being home. Kyouko is our elder sister, being eighteen turning nineteen…but that doesn't make her any wiser than us. She's the type to say things and act before thinking. She has wild fire red hair with black bangs. It's hip length but often kept in a high ponytail. Her eyes are green and sometimes change color depending on her moods. Kyouko's very fond of fighting styled kimonos; the one she is currently wearing is her favorite. It's red and gold with a gold embroider dragon twisting around the waist and red sandals. Her weapon is a samurai sword that's kept at her side and daggers hidden in the kimono.

And as you have probably noticed, though we are sisters we look nothing alike. Everyone always asks why. Not that I blame them, I mean, we look nothing alike and we have these different abilities and we're nothing alike. I'll say now…our parents adopted us. That's right, we're not blood sisters, but that doesn't mean we're not close.

Oh yeah, you're probably wondering what I meant by 'relief for finally being home'. Simply put, this cave, hidden behind a waterfall in a group of mountains is our home. And everyone in it is family…even if we don't like everyone, including Naraku and Marik, our leaders.

We don't hate them, how can we? Let me explain. We're thieves, everyone here is. Naraku and Marik took us in. Most people here had problems that eventually led them here, including my sisters and I. I don't want to think about it though.

We're put into squads and given different jobs. Usually what we steal ends up being sold again, but by our leaders and that gives us money. Sometimes we're given missions where we look for information. There are other jobs as well, such as healers in the healing wing, considering what we do is dangerous sometimes. So you can see why we can't hate them, our leaders. They took us in off the streets; we sleep here, eat and live.

Anyway, back to the situation at hand. Our team – which consists of myself, Kyouko, Riku, Bakura (Yu-Gi-Oh), Yami (Yu-Gi-Oh), and Dark (DN Angel) had just come back from a mission. We were supposed to collect information on the philosopher's stone. Naraku and Marik seem interested in it and so does everyone else. But then the state alchemists caught us and we had to fight. Unfortunately, the Flame Alchemist decided to take me on and he singed off my sleeve. My skin only barely got touched nothing serious, that's why my sleeve is gone. He did it to spite me, I just know it. He was smirking the whole time. That stupid smirk that's meant to infuriate people.

I turned to Yami as he began speaking. "Look, yes we failed the mission," Humph! Can't exactly call it a fail. Sure we didn't get much information, but we did manage to find out about the death eater movements and what the alchemists and wizards are doing about it. The death eaters are a common enemy, and we often end up fighting side by side with the state alchemists and Order of the Phoenix. "but at least we're all fine."

"Speak for yourself Pharaoh." Said the rough voice of Bakura. He had a busted lip and a bruised cheek.

"It's just a small cut and bruise Tomb Robber." Those are their nicknames, or codenames whatever you want to call them. When on missions, we all use odd names so others can't get our real names and use them to get information about us. And unless those two are being serious, they don't use each other's real names.

"Both of you just shut up." Dark snapped rubbing his head. He took a bit of a blow to his head. I really don't blame him for snapping; he'll probably have a headache for the next few days.

"Amaya," said Kyouko. "you got to make the report to our leaders."

"Why do I have to?" I already knew why…but I really don't want to. Sometimes they're lenient and sometimes they're not. Naraku and Marik remind me of a girl who's PMSing with how moody they can get.

"Cause it's your turn. I did it last time."

Normal POV

"Fine." Amaya took a left, into another cavern. They watched as she left.

"You have to admit though, we were only given three days, and for an information gathering mission at that." Said Kyouko. Mission's like they were given usually have an extended time limit, since you also have to worry about covering your tracks.

"How mad do you think they'll be?" asked Riku.

"They shouldn't be," started Bakura. "Giving us three days for this kind of mission wasn't a good idea."

"I agree. We were to worried about getting everything than covering out tracks." Said Dark. And even then, they missed a lot of information that could be important later on.

"Well, maybe we'll be able to relax for awhile." Said Kyouko, trying to look on the bright side of things.

"Don't count on it." They turned and saw Herminoe and her boyfriend Ron. They had run away from the wizarding world with their friends. The dark lord shattered the Order of the Phoenix – which was now forming again – and they realized that their headmaster was a manipulator. They ran. Naraku and Marik found them and brought them here.

"What happened to you?" asked Yami nodding towards their wet clothes and hair that drips puddles of water.

"Oh well," began Herminoe wiping her wet hair out of her face. "We were returning from hunting for food. Warm sunny day, with no clouds…"

"And?"

"It began pouring, thundering and lightning. Who made Amaya mad this time?" she questioned folding her arms in annoyance.

"Err…Well, we did fail a mission," began Riku.

Kyouko finished her sentence. "And it's her turn to report to Naraku and Marik…" they looked at each other.

"Uh-oh." Everyone muttered before sighing.

"Why those no good dirty rotten…" Amaya walked up to them, fists clenched and muttering some very colorful words.

"Amaya…" Dark said carefully, but managing to bring her back to reality.

"What's wrong Amaya? Marik and Naraku's time of the month again?" Bakura snickered.

"I'll say." Amaya said and looked at the two wizards that had joined the group. "Hey, what happened to you?"

"You made it rain." said Ron scowling. He looked about ready to attack her. They hated Ron as much as he hated them. Ron doesn't like them because they're friends with Draco Malfoy a 'death eater in training, who's here to spy on everyone'. It's a load of crap. Everyone knows that his family, for rebelling against them disowned Draco. But Ron could not put the past behind him, and had begun to dislike anyone who trusted the blond.

"Uh…opps…"

"What did they say anyway?" asked Bakura, saving Amaya from Ron blowing his top.

"Well, we got a few days off…"

"Yes!" cheered Kyouko, but the others sensed that there was more to it.

"But, we can't leave the cave for three days and Bakura, you and Dark have hunting duties during those days…good weather or not."

While Bakura fumed at being singled out like that – he figured Marik probably did it to piss him off. Marik seems to enjoy that – the others walked further into another cavern, the entrance covered with a cloth.

"I want to sleep." A torch was lit in the area where beds were set up. Fur blankets and soft material used for bedding and pillows. The three boys on one side, and the girls on the other. But then they noticed an extra bed.

"What's with the extra?" questioned Riku.

"You think the leaders picked up another group of people?" asked Kyouko.

"Let's go find Draco and Harry." Suggested Amaya. "Those two always seem to have an idea of what's going on." The three sisters left in search of the two wizards.

Bakura entered his teams sleeping area, thinking about getting some sleep. He hadn't had decent sleep for about two or three days. But another voice stopped him.

"Naraku-sama and Marik-nii-sama wish to see you." He turned and saw Malik, Marik's younger brother and right hand man.

"What do they want now?" he growled angrily.

"I don't know. That's all they said. Don't kill the messenger." He said, and then led Bakura to the back to a cave by the entrance.

The two men sat at a table eating and discussing something that Bakura could only guess was about.

Bakura crossed his arms in annoyance. "Ok, I'm here like you wanted. What is it?" he was irritated. The two men in front of him were taking away his sleep time.

Naraku turned his crimson eyes towards him. "We have a new member for your squad." He gestured towards a man wearing white with long blond hair and golden eyes.

"All right." He sighed. "We should go meet the others." He and the man in white left the room.

TBC


Baku: You're just leaving it there?"

TOF: Well…yeah.

Ita: Did you have to make Sasuke gay and the uke?

TOF: Would you rather I made you gay and the uke? (Thinking: Not that I have a problem with it. )

Ita: …Good point. I'm sure Sasuke will do well in his part.

Sasu: Itachi you traitor!

Ita: Hey, it was either you or me.

TOF: Hey Sasuke! Naruto's looking for you.

Sasu: Damn. (Runs off)

TOF: I hop you enjoyed the first chapter! R&R! And tell me what you think.

Chapter 2 Preview: Chapter 2: Mad House

Dark nodded and was about to walk away when Kyouko stopped him. "Wait Dark, we have new teammates." She told him.


Kyouko blushed a bit and began stuttering a sentence that one could only guess what was being said. So Amaya took care of it.

"Hey Itachi."

Itachi only smirked and said. "I wouldn't go in there."


Both were now facing the group of three. The one against the wall is blushing lightly while the other smirks before grinning.

The separate. The blond turned to Amaya. "Sorry, heh heh… guess we got carried away."

Amaya snickered. "Don't apologize to me. Apologize to Kyouko. She's the one who got a nosebleed after she walked in."


The next thing that was heard was a crash and a shout of. "Look out!" and "Run away rocket!" and an object zoomed into the cavern the group was in. Everyone ducked as it whizzed over their heads.

"Another one got loose again." Said Kyouko.


"Oh great." Groaned Sasuke. "Looks like we'll be buried again."