Monkeys eating pants eating Bowser eating the monkeys.
(Editor's Note: Okay, now I KNOW Angus is trolling me! He's making me write THIS abomination of fanfics! Really, he's written bad things before, but this? Please, don't read this. At all. For your sanity. Thank you.)
The abominable monkeys of death had entered the pit of lava, searching for the Koopa-eating pants at the bottom. The monkeys, after a year or two, found the demonic pants, and they were still eating the flesh of seven dead Koopas.
The monkeys were given this mission by the Devil himself, who needed the pants to give to the Shadow Sirens to summon the Shadow Queen again. When Mario killed the Shadow Queen, he made it so that only Koopa-eating pants could revive her.
The lava-surviving monkeys finally surfaced with the demonic, Koopa-eating pants at last. When they left the pool of lava they found Bowser outside, ready to kill the monkeys for invading his lava pool.
Bowser used his firey breath to incinerate the monkeys, but only succeeded in making the pants look tastier by cooking them. The death monkeys saw the cooked pants and saw that they were delicious. They began to chew on the growling, devilish pair of pants, fighting over its juicy form.
The pants growled and lunged at Bowser, beginning to chew at his leg. Bowser screamed in agony as the demonic, sinister pants chewed at his ferocious leg. The death monkeys were still chewing on the pants, almost ripping it.
Then Bowser went insane and began to rip at the monkeys, who were still eating the delicious pants. The monkeys were killed by Bowser's incredible claws and his fiery breath. But the pants were still there, gnawing at his bleeding leg.
Bowser finally grabbed the pants and threw them into the pool of lava below, where they would stay forever.
The End.
